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The Name of the Star is Wormwood by LusBeatha
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Dec 2019
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God instructed Raphael to bind the demon named Azazel, “...and cover him with darkness, and let him abide there for ever, and cover his face that he may not see light. And on the day of the great judgement he shall be cast into the fire. And heal the earth which the angels have corrupted, and proclaim the healing of the earth, that they may heal the plague...”
That is how Crowley scored his point, in one particular round of ‘real or fake bible quote’ sometime around 2011, on a day off from their jobs with Warlock’s household: heal the earth which the angels have corrupted. He strongly disliked to bring the matter up, but he suspected it would work, and Aziraphale was not nearly drunk enough yet for his own good.
Aziraphale could have sworn that the line read ‘which the Fallen angels have corrupted.’ He got out Enoch’s first draft of his book and everything.
“Well, the Fallen bit was implied, all the Watchers were Fallen and it clearly referred to the Watchers, because what the devil would She have meant by it otherwise?” the angel had finally asked, frustrated.
“Implied? Angel, you made this game. Drink.” -
For God Is Ineffable in Her Love. by Salenya
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.
(I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)
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Tell God (s)he's got a dirty angel by Wildphoenix_ofthe80s
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Dec 2019
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I said there'd be more.
Aziraphale wants to have another go, Crowley wants to indulge his angel, Gabriel isn't particularly happy about any of it, and God super is.
The ineffable husbands and their girls just being cute and ineffable while they wait for baby #3.
Title is from the Robbie Williams song 'Cursed' which has nothing in common with GO at all, I just liked the line "Saint Peter's gonna be unfaithful, tell God he's got a dirty angel!"
Given Aziraphale's commitment to making babies XD
Many thanks to my beta reader MaxKowarth.
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- Part 3 of What if this Storm Ends?
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Quicken To The New Life by handlebarstiedtothestars for Aziraphaleangelbaby
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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They really hadn’t expected this.
“I – bu– w– I – how??” Crowley stumbled over syllables as he stared at the baby in his arms.
Written for the Good Omens Holiday Swap. Snapshots of Crowley and Fem!Aziraphale's life together raising kids in the two decades after Armageddon't. Featuring pregnancy, babies, toddlers and teenagers, a little everyday family drama but predominantly cuteness and silliness and domestic family fluff. Including 3 family Christmases over the years. Cameos from grown up Adam and Warlock, and elderly Shadwell and Tracy.
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Cults; Why Does It Always Have to be Cults? by Thorny
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Dec 2019
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Crowley and Aziraphale were happily enjoying their retirement post-Apocalypse. Unfortunately, some troublesome humans forcibly drag the two celestial beings into the awful, horrible dealings of a doomsday cult.
Trigger Warning: Later Chapters will contain horrible things happening to Kids.
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its duty is to harm me, my duty is to know by natalunasans
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Dec 2019
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the title is from a cohen song about death, & also applies to life...
whether in london or in tadfield; together, alone, or in (usually good) company;
the ineffable partners talk out their fears, try to figure out what they are and what to do with themselves, now that they're not working for heaven and hell anymore.domestic softness > action, but there is some plot and angst (off and on)
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- Part 5 of not interested in being nice or accurate
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Hear the Serpent's Hiss by KannaOphelia for Deamonia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Dec 2019
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Crowley feels Warlock's first Christmas is of crucial importance in establishing the future moral direction of the Antichrist. Aziraphale is not so sure, but it's difficult to resist temptation, especially when delivered in that rich, dark chocolate drawl.
BBC Radio!Canon, aka "sexy-voiced Crowley".
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After an especially harrowing trip to Hell, Crawley arrives in a tiny Mesopotamian village, where he encounters a familiar face.
But Aziraphale soon realizes Crawley isn't acting like his old self. Between his foul mood, his mysterious injuries, and his refusal to talk, the demon is certainly hiding something.
What has brought Crawley to Gu'Edena? And is there anything Aziraphale can do?
(Contains scenes of violence and abuse, though not graphically described. Tags will be updated with each chapter; check beginning notes for chapter-specific TWs.)
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- Part 8 of Sawdust of Words
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The Lady Gardener by jessthereckless
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Dec 2019
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What if Crowley had known in advance about Aziraphale’s ‘Brother Francis’ disguise and talked him out of it?
And what if Aziraphale had followed Crowley’s example and also gone undercover as a woman?
It’s an Undercover At The Ambassador’s Residence AU! (The porn happens in chapter three.)
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Captured And Found Love Unexpectedly (Good Omens AU) by InennaTheDUMMY
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Original Work
06 Dec 2019
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Somewhere in Greece, an old building from over five hundred years ago, lays in the base of the forest. That building is said to home Medusa, a Gorgon said to turn living begins to stone by those who so dare to gaze one eye upon her face, said to home thousands of poisonous snakes, spiders, and bats to protect the hidden treasure and truth of the Greek Gods, and said to home nagas, a forbidden being, a human and snake mixed into one. If only they had known the truth that is had been empty after the owner left without a word. There had only been one who dared to enter this "dangerous" place; a mother with her newborn child she had regretted having.
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Sleigh Bells Ring (When Santa Comes to Visit) by Thilien
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Dec 2019
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'“I don’t care if it’s Christmas. I’m not doing it.”
Crowley’s tone brooks no argument but that doesn’t deter Aziraphale. He’s had a couple of millennia of practice at wrapping the demon around his little finger and he’s determined to make this work. Warlock was only a child after all.'
In which a small boy worries that he won't know Santa has been, an angel has a solution, and a demon is roped into yet another hare-brained scheme.
Prompt fill for day five of Drawlight's 31 Days of Ineffables advent calendar. Prompt: Sleigh Bells.
Warning: This one is utter nonsense - a total crack-fic - but I had a great deal of fun writing it and I apologise for nothing!
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- Part 6 of 31 Days of Ineffables Ficlets
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A half-penny will do by penny_archer
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Dec 2019
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It’s Christmas in Victorian England and Crowley is trying not-very-hard to hide the fact that he’s been giving pickpocketing lessons to the disenfranchised youth of London. Oh, and he has a cute gift for Aziraphale that’s totally not a big deal.
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Only the forgotten ones are truly dead by KawaiiPotatoElla
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Dec 2019
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The demon and angel pair are put through a gruelling test.
But can they find their way to love and trust again? -
White Walls and Dead Air by BabyHoldMyFlower
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2019
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It’s after the fourth day that he decides he hates God. He’s too tired to hold it back. Too miserable. Too busy dying. He knows he’ll go back on it later. He knows that he’ll repent later, and he’ll mean it, he thinks, once he gains some perspective, but there is nothing that could stop this bone-deep agony from churning and rising into something ugly. He’s not supposed to feel this way. He’s an angel, he really shouldn’t be thinking these things. Blind obedience is what they were created for. It’s in this moment that he can admit to a flaw in the Almighty’s design. If she wanted soldiers, she shouldn’t have given them the capacity to love.
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When Life Gives You Cranberries... by Thilien
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Dec 2019
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'"You’re here!” Anathema cries, pointing at Aziraphale with a slightly manic expression on her face. “Oh, thank the...well, thank someone! You’ll be able to help with this!”
Before he can summon a reply, Aziraphale is being marched unceremoniously into the cottage’s kitchen. A kitchen which, to all intents and purposes, now appears to resemble a minor war zone.'
In which a witch tries to impress her future mother-in-law, many cranberries are sacrificed in the process, and a demon turns out to have a surprising talent.
This little slice of utter fluff and nonsense is my prompt fill for day four of Drawlight's 31 Days of Ineffables. Prompt: Cranberries.
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- Part 4 of 31 Days of Ineffables Ficlets
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Another Beginning by NebulaEyes
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2019
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At first Heaven is a happy and loving place. Then the war happened and Raphael (Crowley) steps in front of a lethal strike from Lucifer that was meant for Aziraphale. However, God's not done with him yet. Now, with Crowley still completely aware of his angelic life and Aziraphale not recognizing him due to God's alterations, they go through the years together and learn about each other in new, but opposite lights. What will happen to the bond they once had? What tests will they have to face? What wounds will need to be healed? How do they gain the unlikeliest of allies with only Crowley knowing about it? How does Crowley go through the years knowing that Aziraphale thinks his angelic self stayed dead? What happens when everything is brought to light and long kept secrets are revealed? What will happen when Heaven and Hell find out about the switch?
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When the Party's Over by the_huffster
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2019
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Anthony J. Crowley lives the fast and wild life of a nightclub personality, basking in the many perks and struggling to maintain a normal, private life. He's the talk of the town (not always a good thing), and an appearance from him guarantees crowds at any nightlife establishment.
Aziraphale Fell lives the quiet life that comes with owning a bookshop, content with the routine he has settled into over the years. His (short lived) days of soaking in London's nightlife are behind him and it's for the better, judging by what the tabloids and gossip columns say about that particular scene.
When their completely different paths cross, Crowley finds himself drawn to the almost angelic bookshop owner and Aziraphale finds himself intrigued by the bad boy of London's nightlife.
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Catra, don't start the portal machine that will bring people from other universes to your universe, you're so sexy! by mylongestoof
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Overwatch (Video Game), Gotham (TV), Welcome to Night Vale, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Dishonored (Video Games), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Daisy Brown - Web Series, Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Supernatural, BioShock Infinite, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Invader Zim, Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Dec 2019
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Catra set off the portal. Adora stopped it. She saved everyone in Etheria, but accidentally added to the population at the same time. Now Brightmoon is filled with people from different realities/worlds, and Adora has no idea how to return them.
With Catra was planning something big and dangerous, could these people be the key to saving Etheria?
“We just averted the apocalypse, Angel, I can’t do this again!”
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Or, it's Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse with my favorite fandoms. This is pretty much crack, to be honest. -
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Crowley somehow always ends up accidentally hiding something from Aziraphale. He really didn't mean to it just happens.
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December 2nd: Santa Claus by IneffableToreshi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Dec 2019
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This is Day 2 of my Good Omens Advent Calendar for 2019, in which Crowley teases Aziraphale for getting caught up in a somewhat-embarrassing favour.
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- Part 3 of Good Omens Advent Calendar 2019