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    "Anyway," Metatron said dismissively, "Hell wants a new Duke to address the project and disruption that is causing too much trouble down there and very soon for Heaven. It's the seventh Circle. It seems Lucifer's daughter has started a project, a rather unorthodox one." The angel clasped his hands in a prayer-like form, almost as to not have this conversation. "So, what do you say? Heaven and Hell promise you an eternity of peace if you can work with us until this project is finished, ensuring that it is."

     

    "How finished? Like, finished to guarantee its success, or...?" the demon questioned, puzzled.

    Metatron rolled his eyes in exasperation. "To ensure its failure," he stated sternly,

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    Recent events have cast a shadow over Metatron's schemes to separate Crowley and Aziraphale. As Lucifer's daughter unveils her enigmatic plan for a sinners' rehabilitation hotel, the stakes for the Second Coming soar. Caught in a precarious balance, both angel and demon teeter on the edge, faced with the dilemma of preserving their eternal peace together or dealing with a hotel that, against all odds, seems to be working.

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    There are many things Crowley could have done once he returned to a cold, empty flat with a broken heart and the desire to get absolutely wasted, like taking a century-long nap or watching Golden Girls re-runs until he eventually passes out on his sofa.

    Instead, after several bottles of wine, he picks up the phone and calls the only & last person he ever wants to talk to.

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    An eventual collection of short stories/snippets of these two idiots fumbling through existence. Season 3, save us all.

    Not ordered chronically whatsoever.

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    Smutty Alphabet for our ineffable husband's.

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    Completion/My ending to "Mend A Broken Heart Month" by MM2022!! (go read it i loved it so much, also might help a little to understand what's going on here)

    Ex-Supreme-Archangel-Of-Heaven Aziraphale (discreetly) descends from Heaven in order to stop The Second Coming with his counterpart, Crowley - - who also discreetly leaves Whickiber Street. They read biblical texts in order to figure out how to stop The End, but Crowley has some questions.

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    Aziraphale is a horny little bastard, Crowley is a shy mess and Jim (Gabriel) has a big dick

    Threesome shenanigans ensue

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    Aziraphale told him to 'hold that thought' but he did not listen—this time, however, Crowley does.

    Crowley faces Aziraphale simply to stop him from coming any closer, gritting his teeth when he sees the confused irritation greeting him. Surprised—Aziraphale is surprised that he does not want to come with him.

    Six thousand years, the tiny voice weakly offers, six thousand years, and this is the reward.

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    Crowley dreams of happier times. Title from a Will Wood and the Tapeworms song because what did you expect.

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    Crowley would like to state, for the record, that Aziraphale is a dirty rotten cheater who cheats. At cards.

    Cheat.

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    This is a short ficlet of rage that will either make you laugh or gasp, maybe both!

    Crowley is angry and has his Bentley and while... see the title!

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    One Angel showing up was weird.
    Two was a coincidence.
    Six was an absolute joke.
    The Demon was just taking the piss.

    -

    In which Aziraphale is no where to be found but clearly up to his bookshop owning neck in something.
    Muriel is proving to be a fast learner on all Earth related topics.
    And Crowley is just absolutely done with this shit.

    His opinion on being done with it is proving a bit superflous though.

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    -----------SPOILERS Season 2---------

    There was rain, the night after Aziraphale left. But Crowley didn’t really care. It didn’t matter that it rained. Nothing mattered. He had lost his friend. His best friend. His Everything.
    The sunglasses may hide his eyes, but they didn’t hide his tears. His hands were clenched around the wheel, his knuckles white from the force.

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    Crowley is sad after Aziraphael left him and chose heaven. His emotions get too much and and he just sits in the rain and thinks about everything that happened and is sad.

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    1454. Thanks to the Arrangement, Aziraphale is playing all sides of the English court against each other during a very politically volatile year. But when one wrong step gets him outed as a spy, he finds himself locked in the Tower of London, and at the mercy of humans who are very curious about his activities, his loyalties, and how he keeps healing so quickly. It's up to Crowley, newly returned from France, to find and rescue him before it's too late!

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    Crowley thought about the night of the Christ child’s birth now as he stood on the sidewalk, anxiously playing with the ribbon on top of the small gift. It hadn't been December on that night thousands of years ago, and it certainly hadn't been snowing in that Satan forsaken desert. But the biggest difference between that night and now, for Crowley at least, was that he still had ages to go before he realised what Aziraphale meant to him. They still had centuries ahead of them to dance around each other - denying their association, denying The Arrangement, denying their feelings for one another. That night in Bethlehem, neither one of them could have imagined what their relationship was going to become, or how badly they would hurt one another some 2,000 years later.

     

    A post season 2 fic with a Christmas twist

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    Aziraphale is acting strange.

    Crowley is internally panicking.

    Neither knows what’ll happen next.

    But Crowley knows how this’ll end.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley share many things throughout the ages. One of the most common has been oranges.

     

    Oranges, he smiled to himself. Crowley plucked the large round fruit from a branch and began to peel it carefully; his deft fingers sliding under the skin easily.

    "What are you doing?" Aziraphale raised his eyebrows.

    "What's it look like, angel?" Crowley removed a segment of the orange and popped it into his mouth before quickly removing a second and offering it to Aziraphale.

    Aziraphale hesitated before announcing: "Angels don't eat."

    "Why not?" Crowley asked.

    Aziraphale thought about it before deciding: "Food sullies our celestial bodies," He looked down at the orange and wasn't sure how something that looked so sweet could sully anything, "I think."

    "Have you ever noticed," Crowley said splitting the orange in half, "that oranges were designed to be shared?" 

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    Crowley finds a hidden compartment in Aziraphale's desk that leads to sketches that lead him to the realization that his angel is not as innocent as he had assumed.

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    Rory Williams has chosen to guard the Pandorica for nearly two thousand years. He expects it will be a lonely journey, yet he keeps running into a couple of familiar faces throughout time. Aziraphale and Crowley lend him a hand whenever they can and provide a kind of companionship he can no longer get from short-lived humans. But they're all living on borrowed time as the void where once existed the universe closes in on Earth. Angels and demons aren't God. Rory's occasional companions don't have the power or authority to recreate a universe that never began in the first place. That might be up to the Doctor himself.

    Be warned... this is merely self-indulgent storytelling. 😊

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    Crowley isn't coping well in Aziraphale's absence. He gets some help from an unexpected corner. Well. Is there any corner a demon, abandoned by all possible sides, should expect help from?

    This is a story about found family, about grief, and about love finding a way.

    It is also about Crowley getting suckered into singing karaoke. Crowleyoke, if you will. So there's that, too, to look forward to.

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    How does one actually become a demon? The ritual involves a process known as The Baptism; an excruciating procedure that nearly destroyed Crowley and still haunts him to this day.
    Plagued by night terrors and the memory of everything sinful thing he's ever done, Crowley can't find rest...that is until he decides to take a walk in Hyde Park and a certain angel follows him.

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