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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

    Language:
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    22/?
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    268
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    261
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    42
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    Dr Zira Fell is a new professor of theology at St Beryl's University. His first day there he meets the mysterious and enchanting Dr AJ Crowley, an art history professor and a painter. They almost immediately become friends, and spend most of their time getting lunch together, talking, drinking wine, making art, and falling slowly in love with one another.

    Featuring cameos of everyone's favorite (and least favorite) characters, gratuitous descriptions of paintings, long text messaging conversations, and one cranky cat.

    Language:
    English
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    26,380
    Chapters:
    7/30
    Comments:
    71
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    129
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    22
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    The title royally sucks but lol im kinda drained rn and this is the best i could think of!

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    A demon waxes poetic of his angelic lover, the source of all light and goodness in his life.

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    That descriptions sucks too. Basically a shitty short poem thing written about Aziraphale by Crowley :)

    Language:
    English
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    240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    25
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    Crowley and Aziraphale speak their own little unwritten language of give-and-take. Aziraphale likes to be doted upon, likes to play the hedonist. Crowley is a demon of temptation, known for giving anyone what they want most. You want real guns in a paintball fight? Here you go. You want a dinner date to Petronius' new place? I've never eaten an oyster.
    This is a story through the ages (depicted on screen or not) of a demon and an angel's love language, and how sometimes your only constant can be your (hereditary) enemy.

    Language:
    English
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    4,695
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    25
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    Many people, seeing Crowley for the first time, from afar, if they were lucky, formed three impressions.

    First, he was obviously wealthy. There was a certain way he held himself, a certain glow that not really stated outright, more like hinted, that he did have a price. Only, it was a few dozen zeroes too long for anyone to be able to afford it.

    Second, he was dangerous. The way he moved, like a snake big enough to devour you whole, like a tiger, who had chosen the world as his prey. Like he could have you killed with a twitch of his finger, and right now, right now he was feeling twitchy.

    And finally, Crowley was, well, he was alone. No one even had proof there was a Crowley family, but it was the only way it made sense. It couldn't very well be the result of a single man's work, could it?

    John, the head of the second most powerful mafia family in London was about to find out how misconstrued some of these notions were.

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    English
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    4,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    1989
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    "I think it's so cute that you call him Angel."

    A woman in the supermarket overhears Crowley calling Aziraphale angel & thinks they're in a relationship. Crowley plays along.

     

    The ride home is a bit tense.

    Language:
    English
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    718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    329
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    Crowley has become increasingly good at packing away and compartmentalizing his feelings over the years.

    He's not as good at pulling them back out, no matter how much he wants to.
    Add to that the fatigue and stress of the averted apocalypse, and you've got one raw and angsty demon to contend with.

    Life inside the music box ain't easy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    23,973
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    211
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    306
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    2937
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    "Tell me a story, my dear."

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
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    While visiting London for the Jack the Ripper special, Ryan hears rumors concerning a certain Soho bookstore.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    987
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    Aziraphale had always enjoyed a nice snack. He kept a stash of pumpkin pasties under his bed, a container of cauldron cakes in his trunk, and usually had a chocolate frog or two in his pocket.

    It was a good thing, then, that his best friend had rather unlimited access to the Hogwarts kitchens.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    514
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    From the juices of Eden fruit and a whispy robe with wings sprouting out to the noxious pigments of the Victorian era and tightly maintained and structured dresses, the serpent has splashed the consistent soft, inviting colors on a canvas, using the principality as her muse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,817
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    449
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    In which Crowley muses over and paints Aziraphale, who suddenly switched presentation and pronouns out of curiousity and Crowley eats her out from under her skirt.

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    The gap of time in which Aziraphale had presented as a man caused Crowley some great shock when one day long after they attained their independence he walked out from his sleep to find Aziraphale in a more feminine presentation, having miracled some length to her hair for added stylization. Her white curls rested messily atop her angelic head in a shaggy bob cut just near her chin, and she wore a quaint knee length skirt which swished as she swayed and hummed to a record that played as she prepared breakfast. She turned around and Crowley saw her still wearing the signature shirt/vest and bowtie combo, and she donned her round decorative glasses, which sat perched on her unique upturned nose. She even wore subtle makeup, it appeared, with rosey pink lips and cheeks.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    3453
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    Zombies are just mindless, flesh eating monsters, right?

    Perhaps not as much as the living believe them to be.

    Aziraphale will find this to be true whether he wants to or not, and believe him, he doesn't want to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,439
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    476
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    Crowley & Aziraphale see Romeo and Juliet. Crowley isn't a big fan of it. But he is whipped and will do anything for his angel, so he woos his husband by quoting the play over wine and getting jealous about said husband's alleged past flings... It's super fluffy and domestic!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,164
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    289
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    Angels come to visit Aziraphale's shop and find a demon in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    Or:
    Crowley is trying to be Romantic and Sweet and gets the shit beaten out of him, and Aziraphale very firmly puts a couple low-ranking soldiers in their place.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1065
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    "I said you are in my head."

    "What do you mean?"

    "It means what I said it means. You are in my thoughts. All. The. Time. I don't know how to make it stop. I...never could."

    "But...what did I do?"

    His voice was so innocent and clueless that it frustrated him and he slammed his hand on the table where they were eating lunch at the Ritz just after they had averted the possible Apocalypse.

    "Nothing! That's the point! You didn't do a single damn thing!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    649
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    Crowley really didn’t like this new form aziraphale was trying out.

    His demon wasn’t impressed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    628
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    It started with a persistent gaze. Long sideways stares that seemed to undress the angel with dilated golden irises, bright mischievous eyes hovering over a tilted wine glass with a knowing flirtatious smirk. Aziraphale swallowed his lust as he found himself distracted by this intense gaze, meanwhile the demon continued to speak as if nothing were happening, despite being the source of the distraction as they sat in their parlor drinking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,077
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2063
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    Aziraphale is not permitted to enter Crowley's flat.

    #Octoberabble: Day 1 - Ring

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,247
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Aziraphale tidak boleh masuk ke dalam flat Crowley.

     

    #Octoberabble : Day 1 - Ring

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    Language:
    Bahasa Indonesia
    Words:
    1,083
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5

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