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Plus One by Caedmon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale Eastgate’s wealthy family have finally come to tolerate the fact that he’s gay in the last couple of years. However, to their mind, he’s in his mid-thirties and should be settling down with someone… acceptable. So Aziraphale tells them he has a boyfriend whom they haven’t met -and doesn't exist. Now his older brother is getting married, and Aziraphale has been given a plus one. They're expecting to meet his imaginary boyfriend, so he’s got to find a date. Fast.
He takes his problem to his best friend, Fergus, who suggests his mechanic, Crowley. Much to Aziraphale's surprise, the gorgeous (and likely straight) mechanic agrees to go to the Tadfield Estate for the whole five-day event.
Simple, right?
Well...
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The Trojan Horse Virus by Greenathena
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale owns a bookshop in Soho. Crowley leases the space next door for his nursery. And their first impressions are not exactly positive. But when Crowley needs someone to pretend to be his fiance, who better than the bastard next door who already dislikes him? No feelings to mess things up means no problems, right? Right?
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The Only Serpent in Ireland by SazzyLJ
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Muriel brings tidings and gifts from London when they go to Heaven to report in on St. Patrick’s Day.
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Miracles on Ice by HenriettaRHippo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2024
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Two rival figure skaters - Aziraphale and Crowley - must team up as the world's first male-male figure skating pair. There's just one problem...they can't stand each other.
Can these two put aside their hatred to bring back the gold? Or was that hatred just a cover for deeper feelings bubbling under the surface?
It's enemies to lovers, on ice!
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A New Opportunity by IneffableRainstorm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2024
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Crowley walked up to the first angel he saw. “Oh, hi,” he said ever so sweetly, fake smile firmly in place. “So sorry to bother you. Would you be a dear and direct me to the Supreme Archangel’s office? It’s my first day, you know. And I seem to have gotten a tad lost, I’m afraid.”
The angel stared at him. „It’s your… first day on the job?“
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Where Aziraphale hints that he plans to Fall to prevent the Second Coming and Crowley decides to pursue a new job opportunity. After all "head diving into a pit of sulphur" is listed under "special skills" on the demon's CV. Crowley hasn't anticipated, however, that this rescue mission would turn into a very messy fake-relationship-situation in a matter of minutes. And that Falling might be a lot harder the second time around.
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Um Anjo, um Demônio... e aquela visita indesejada numa manhã de domingo by dudaentremundos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
16 Mar 2024
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Muriel tem seu namorado Eric nos braços, uma linda manhã de domingo pela frente, muitos planos bem interessantes de como passá-la... e Aziraphale batendo irritantemente na porta da Livraria. De novo.
- Language:
- Português brasileiro
- Words:
- 4,165
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 21
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Heavenly Wicked Cafe by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2024
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There is a terribly rude barista that makes amazing coffee and a saint of a barista, whose coffee tastes vile.
And they are in love.
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Pink Camellias (Longing for you) by iamdexter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Mar 2024
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Set in the late 1800s, Tadfield’s beloved priest and trained exorcist Father Aziraphale Fell receives a letter from the priest in the neighbouring village requesting him to perform an exorcism on a church that’s under demonic possession. Aziraphale, like the upstanding citizen he is, obliges and travels over to help. He doesn’t know what he’s about to get himself into.
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Words, Words, Words by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2024
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Burying his face in Aziraphale’s hair (it had the sweetest scent, vaguely of vanilla and fresh linen), Crowley purred, “Depends. What do you want from me?”
The angel thought for a second and then an answer came to him, “Teach me to say something in the language of Hell,” he said.
Confused, amused, and curious, Crowley asked, “Now why would you want that?”
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Crowley has gone missing. It's been days since Aziraphale has seen him, and he's beginning to suspect the worst. The angel has little to go on, but he's fairly certain that the forces of Hell are at play, especially dark entities known as "The Big Guys".
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Angel Statue by MillyTheRat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2024
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An old and lonely gorgon finds a beautiful woman to be her new favourite statue, with her adorable red cheeks and golden hair.
The only issue? The woman cannot be turned to stone, and now Crowley's heart won't stop beating and her face is flustered everyday around Aziraphale.
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Sign here to sell your soul! by garlicpasta
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2024
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The demon Crowley invites you to stop trying to sell your soul to him! He has no use for it! He will make your life miserable! Please leave him alone.
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Humans have always had a weird thing for the obscure and taboo. Crowley thinks humans are weird for that.
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I Leave My Love Between the Stars by Ezra_Oakenshield
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Mar 2024
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Thirty years ago, devils tricked Crowley into taking a bite out of an enchanted apple. Now, doomed to live off of enchanted fruits, he sentenced himself to life as their appointed king, forced to do their bidding to survive.
Meanwhile, In London, his "widowed" partner Aziraphale, a part-time literature professor and bookseller, struggles to carry on without him, trying to cope with his loss and meet the high demands put on him by the elite Board of Governors that run the University at which he teaches......Until the fateful night when Professor Fell manages to get himself whisked away to the Demon Kingdom. Now, he must navigate through a Hellish Labyrinth to reach the King who promises to grant his greatest wish. With the help of a mysterious, talking snake with an oddly familiar personality and a group of kids who've been lost in the Labyrinth for four years, Aziraphale makes his way through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, in hopes he might be reunited with the love of his life once more.
Inspired by the 1986 cult film "Labyrinth" starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly and the source material it stemmed from-- the Victorian Gothic Era poem "The Goblin Market" by Christina Rossetti.
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- Part 3 of Good Omens Fairytale Collection
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Do you know I could break beneath the weight? by cryptidgenderman
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Mar 2024
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“We’re assigning you a tutor, who will go over everything you don’t understand,” At this sentence, he signalled to someone to the right of him and Crowley’s heart dropped straight out his ass.
No. Fucking. Way
There, sitting there with his back straighter than a ruler, his hands crossed over each other and his head high was Aziraphale Prince, soft curls and sweaters galore.
‘“You’re kidding, right?”OR: Crowley accepts a bet to sleep with Aziraphale within the year to ensure his father wins the election after he’s assigned as his tutor. Only the religious trauma runs deep and Crowley’s slowly falling in love with someone he can’t
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The Little Dance by TheSleepParalysisDemon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
10 Mar 2024
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GOOD OMENS FICLET- The Origin of the Apology Dance
It started out as a silly bet,
honestly, Aziraphale should've known better than to enter a wager with a demon. But the temptation of proving Crowley wrong was just too well... temptingNot that an Angel can actually be tempted, it was purely for a moral and angelic reason, a feather on his wing, chalk one up for the side of angels, thwarting the wiles of the wicked sort of thing. I mean it was practically his job!
(Pay no attention to the fact that it is indeed his job, one that he tends to forget or just not do)
The only trouble was... what did Aziraphale want Crowley to do once he'd won?
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Sing Once More by randomramblingsofme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Mar 2024
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Captain Aziraphale Fell, father of seven, is at his wit's end. He needs a governess or tutor who will stay on for more than a few weeks. The nearby abbey volunteers someone. Captain Fell expects a nun or postulant, someone who can teach Brian proper table manners and Warlock how to say the Hail Mary while she's at it. He doesn't expect a stubborn, outspoken young man.
Anthony Crowley was raised by the nuns in the abbey, but he is young and restless, so the Reverend Mother decides he needs to go out into the world to shake things up a bit. Turns out the seven kids aren't the hard part about his new job, it's their strict father whom he does not see eye to eye with. Will he last until September here?---
A Good Omens Sound of Music AU :)
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- Part 7 of Crossovers
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Patelnią po bruku by Mr_Pocky
Fandoms: Dożywocie - Marta Kisiel, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Mar 2024
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Siła niższa spotyka siłę wyższą, czyli duże ilości aniołów naraz. A to wszystko w Polsce. Mashup, którego nikt się nie spodziewał, a każdy potrzebował! Fik crackowy, raczej bezfabularny.
- Language:
- Polski
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- 4,010
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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It is 1827 Edinburgh and Aziraphale is wrestling with guilty feelings in the graveyard. Crowley's drunken singing isn't helping.
Sometimes it takes the demon a few minutes to figure out how to care for his angel.
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Black Tie Affair by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Feb 2024
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Smilingly naughtily, Crowley offered, “How about this? I’m going to roam around a bit, and you really should follow me…you know, make sure I don’t get up to any trouble. You’ll desperately try to coax me back and I’ll deliberately ignore you.”
Aziraphale grinned ever so slightly, “It would be wrong of me not to follow you, I wager.”
“Yes. Exactly.”
“I mean, who knows what kind of damage you could do to this beautiful house if I left you to your own devices?”
Crowley grabbed the angel’s hand, “It’s your duty as a harbinger of peace to keep me in check, eh?”
“I mean, technically not anymore, but I see where you’re going with this.”
Out of sight of the rest of the party, Crowley slowly drifted away from the living room entrance and while feigning dismay, Aziraphale followed.
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Swapped by EmmiAnturia
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2024
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What do the class primus and the troublemaker have in common? For starters, a Principal who decides that one might be best suited to thwart the evil wiles of the other. As they grudgingly accept the punishment, they learn that they might have more in common than just that.
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Les ineffables Péchés Capitaux by Bucky1984
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2024
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Recueil de petites histoires traitant des 7 Péchés Capitaux pour le Good Omens Seven Sins Challenge de fanfictions.fr. Updates et tags list à surveiller !