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    Set in the late 1800s, Tadfield’s beloved priest and trained exorcist Father Aziraphale Fell receives a letter from the priest in the neighbouring village requesting him to perform an exorcism on a church that’s under demonic possession. Aziraphale, like the upstanding citizen he is, obliges and travels over to help. He doesn’t know what he’s about to get himself into.

     

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    Burying his face in Aziraphale’s hair (it had the sweetest scent, vaguely of vanilla and fresh linen), Crowley purred, “Depends. What do you want from me?”

    The angel thought for a second and then an answer came to him, “Teach me to say something in the language of Hell,” he said.

    Confused, amused, and curious, Crowley asked, “Now why would you want that?”

    ***

    Crowley has gone missing. It's been days since Aziraphale has seen him, and he's beginning to suspect the worst. The angel has little to go on, but he's fairly certain that the forces of Hell are at play, especially dark entities known as "The Big Guys".

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    Crowley decides to take a bath.
    Aziraphale decides to join him.
    (Salutes) Enjoy, soldier.

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    It ended, as it began, in a garden.

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    Aziraphale stumbles (literally) upon Crowley in his naga form in their South Downs garden, which awakens something in the angel.

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    Aziraphale has paperwork to do.
    Crowley knows exactly what his office window looks out onto.

    It's him. And Crowley know's exactly how to provide the maximum distraction.

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    "He was desperate for a shower; mucking out all the stables had taken him the best part of the day. He’d long ago lost his shirt, unable to handle the fabric sticking wetly to his skin. His hair had been pulled back into a high bun to get as much of it off his face and neck as possible, but the constant movement had shaken wisps loose. It stuck to his neck and forehead and he could feel the rest of the bun threatening to break free.
    Crowley swiped the towel across his face and neck, dipping down to catch the rivulets of sweat that had gathered along his breastbone as he turned. He groaned at the minor relief the soft towel gave him from the sticky feeling of sweat coating his skin.
    “Uh,” someone coughed politely.
    "

    Crowley is minding his own business when this tall glass of cold water walks in.
    And he plans to drink deep.

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    Smilingly naughtily, Crowley offered, “How about this? I’m going to roam around a bit, and you really should follow me…you know, make sure I don’t get up to any trouble. You’ll desperately try to coax me back and I’ll deliberately ignore you.”

    Aziraphale grinned ever so slightly, “It would be wrong of me not to follow you, I wager.”

    “Yes. Exactly.”

    “I mean, who knows what kind of damage you could do to this beautiful house if I left you to your own devices?”

    Crowley grabbed the angel’s hand, “It’s your duty as a harbinger of peace to keep me in check, eh?”

    “I mean, technically not anymore, but I see where you’re going with this.”

    Out of sight of the rest of the party, Crowley slowly drifted away from the living room entrance and while feigning dismay, Aziraphale followed.

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    Aziraphale grinned, unbeknownst to herself. Crowley was grinning back,

    “You’re staring, angel.”

    She inhaled and met her eyes, glasses now removed in the darkness. They were glowing amber with fond lust.

    “I apologise, darling. You are intoxicating.”

    “I didn’t say stop,” her left eyebrow inching an arch.

    A cold rounded point reached Aziraphale’s ankle, and just as she realised what it was, Crowley had slid around the cuffs of her trousers and teased it up to feel the strap of her sock garters. A cold heel should be chilling, but heat was rising fast from the contact.

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    “Well, er, do you know what day it is, dear?”

    “S’ Wednesday. The fourteenth. Why?” Crowley asked, feigning ignorance as he tightly clutched the box in his hands, praying to Someone that Aziraphale wouldn’t see it.

    “It’s a very special day, Crowley.”

    It’s their first Valentine’s Day together. Aziraphale thinks Crowley doesn’t know what that means, and the demon plays along, despite having planned to ask him to be his valentine. Fluff ensues.

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    Just a snippet of domestic life in the Aziraphale/Crowley household.
    Crowley is a hopeless flirt and Aziraphale hates marmite. That's it, that's the plot.

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    It was the nose. That little upturn at the tip always indicated her angel, but Crowley’s cloaked eyes were too busy taking in every inch of newly exposed skin: gentle sloping arms, the implication of her stomach’s curve, the head tilted back and the finger she was biting like it was that damned and blessed apple.

    In a coy attempt to maintain her modesty, Vargas had positioned a flower to cover a bare breast, but a perky nipple still peeked out.

    It was gorgeous artwork. She was ravishing.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley end up in America as models for two different types of pinup artists...and share a little back-and-forth with their artwork.

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    She tried to ignore the glances from some of the models, the way they whispered to each other as she walked by or checked her up and down. They had asked her to come here, she tried to tell herself, so she deserved to be here. Aziraphale simply straightened out her coat and headed inside to change, though not before hearing a very familiar voice from inside and bumping into a certain tall, thin, gorgeous redhead.
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    Aziraphale is in 1960s New York to participate in a boudoir calendar. Little does she know that her hereditary enemy is also there.

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    A Student, a librarian and a whole world of trouble. Also definitely, quite definitely, against the rules.

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    “I had you down as more of a ‘Picpoul de Pinet’ man myself, but each to their own…” Crowley smirked as the librarian jumped at his words, luckily not quite releasing his grip on the bottle of wine in his hands.

    “Oh Lord, you made me jump - do I, er, do I know you…?” Crowley’s smirk faltered for a moment, but then how would the man recognise him, when he must see hundreds of students every day. “Nah, ‘spose not.”

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    “Mmn. It's quite inconvenient, isn't it? To lay waste to your shirt, when you've only just worn it.”

    “Take it off. I meant it; I'm only as bare as you want me to be.”

    “My dear... I'm still holding onto what little restraint I have.”

    “Then let go.”

    An accidental bathroom-incident – to which a brief freak-out warrants – leads from one thing, to another. And repression can only be so much, after what feels like six or so millennia.

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    Aziraphale bumps into Crawley at the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, though the demon is in a different form from what the angel is used to.

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    “Here. You have to try this. It will make you feel better," he moved the unagi closer to Crowley’s mouth who merely leered at the thing.

    “I’m not really into the whole raw fish thing.”

    “Well, it’s eel so-”

    “Eel. Fish. Not into it.”

    Aziraphale gave a small pout and went on, “You’re missing out if you don’t try it. I’m sure you’ve only ever had cheap sushi. I’m telling you: you haven’t really tried sushi until you’ve eaten here.”

    Crowley fearfully stared down the hunk of eel in front of his face, “Sometimes, I regret encouraging you to eat that ox rib.” Despite his trepidation, Crowley obediently opened his mouth and accepted the sushi.

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    It was another rainy day in London, the type of day that most people, including potential customers, wanted to stay inside and avoid getting wet. Naturally, with an empty bookshop and plenty of free time, Aziraphale and Crowley were occupying themselves with a blowjob between two bookshelves in the Gothic Literature section.

    For the DIWS server's Highway to Pail event for the prompt "A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf."

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    It should be a simple job. Hunt down one sheep-stealing wolf and get back in his lord’s good graces. It is extremely inconvenient the animal talks and has good arguments for why those are his sheep, thank you very much.

    That he can turn into a man is every more inconvenient. Aziraphale isn’t sure what worse, the wolf with that voice or the man with no clothes.

    (the wolf has Radio Crowley's voice which is extremely unfair to Aziraphale)

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    Aziraphale Fell had always wanted to be a professor. He had dedicated his life to achieving that goal and at only forty, he’d managed to attain a rather prestigious position at Oxford University. He was rather proud of himself, thank you very much. Everything in his life was going quite well, that was, until Miss AJ Crowley walked into his English lecture wearing a leather jacket, a short skirt, and a look that could eat him alive. He was well and truly fucked.

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