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    “Avaunt!” Aziraphale pronounces dramatically, “Foul demons, for I am Principality of the Eastern Gate and a soldier of heaven!”

    “Wouldn't happen to be the angel of unchaining me would you?” Crowley mumbles.

    The angel gives him a Look and clears his throat. “Release Crowley immediately!” he says, “Or there will be consequences.”

    In which Aziraphale discovers violence is the solution after all, and promptly discovers the consequences of his own actions.

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    Demons don’t keep their wings after their Fall. Usually.

    Crowley did, but luckily for them they have their angel.

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    Azirapahle finds out that Crowley has fangs

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    "I got you something!" Aziraphale blurted out, a certain nervousness in his tone.
    "Ngk?" Was Crowley's eloquent response. He didn't know what he was expecting, but it wasn't that at all. "You... got me something?"
    The demon, who up until this point was glad for and relying on the previous glasses of wine he drank internally cursed humanity for ever inventing alcohol and reducing his speech to uncomprehensible sounds and mimicking Aziraphale like a parrot.
    Luckily, Aziraphale didn't seem to mind that much.
    "I've been... having mixed feelings about it."

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    Aziraphale has heard many beautiful things in his long life. He’s had the pleasure of attending thousands of operas and symphonies, has heard Mozart and Vivaldi and Puccini and Debussy and innumerable others in their respective eras, has wept at countless performances, can easily brought to tears just from listening to a record.

    None of those things, not even one, even came close to the exquisite sounds of Crowley coming apart under him.

    One shot! Very smutty but sweet.

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    The prompt for this chapter is day 1 of Ineffable May; 'In the beginning'.- Too curious, that was always his problem wasn't it? Perhaps, but it's curiosity that leads Crawley right back under the gaze of a particularly odd (a tad only- mostly interesting) Angel up on Earth. He could deal with Hell later.

    Music; From Eden, Hozier

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    Dimensions collide, and God wakes up from her 6000 year-old nap.
    A girl achieves her dream - and now she is quite angelic... and quite demonic, too. But most importantly, she is quite human.
    This story is set around three years after Armageddon't.

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    Sodium_Azide's summary:

    Rose looked at him in silence, then actually put down her knitting, folding her hands quietly in her lap. She smiled thinly. “It’s a bit of a legend. If a girl makes a sweater for her young man before they’re married, the relationship is cursed to end before a wedding can occur.”

    Crowley’s mouth went dry. His jaw worked helplessly, as a horrible dread settled into his bones. If his relationship with the angel was going to be destroyed because of a piece of outerwear, he would ruin the entire textile industry so thoroughly that the entire human race would have to go back to wearing animal skins. But, the angel hadn’t made it yet. Maybe the intention to make the sweater wasn’t enough? If he could stop Aziraphale before he started the thing, the curse wouldn’t set in?

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    The angel seemingly just noticed Crowley. He looked up slowly and his eyes widened as he quickly put on a big, clearly fake, smile. "Oh. Oh, hello dear. Yes, yes I’m fine. Just had a little run-in with Gabriel last night." At this, Aziraphale suddenly stopped smiling and got tearful again. "Crowley, dearest? Do you ... do you think that I’m fat?"

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    Something is bothering Aziraphale and Crowley’s gonna find out what happened.

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    Crowley sees his eyes as ugly. Can his angel help change that?

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    Aboard the ark, Aziraphale and Crawley give sleeping a try for the very first time and are... taken by surprise when they see each other in their dreams.

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    Lord Crowley and Archangel Aziraphale must deal with Traitors Gabriel and Beelzebub for stopping Apocalypse.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    Angel Crowley gets in trouble in Paris, and demon Azira(fell) asks for Holy Water. Have they just broken up?

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; non-revolution & unsaint james's park

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    Angel Crowley and Demon Azira(fell) meet each other through different periods of time; Noah's Ark, Jesus' Crucifixion, Rome, Kingdom of Wessex, and when Shakespeare created A Midsummer Night's Dream. And, so what if they fall a bit in love down the line, and nearly kiss, and agree to The Agreement?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; noah's not ark, the un-crucifixion, the not-oyster, the none-knight, & the un-shakespearean

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