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    Their final moments are upon them. They’ve played their final card and Chuck is announcing curtain call. But Dean still has a few seconds left. A few seconds to right the only wrong he’s ever truly regretted.

    So Dean will do the only thing he can do. His one final move in the famous final scene of Chuck’s shitty story. Something that Chuck believed completely unfathomable. Something, that, throughout all the universes, he’d never seen – not once.

    Dean is about to answer a question that Cass should have never even needed to ask.

    And maybe – maybe – one last ditch effort in a world gone mad is enough to turn the tides just enough so they might hear what ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really means.

    OR

    Instead of sending them to Purgatory, Michael traverses all the universes with Dean and Castiel in the hopes of finding one where good prevailed and Chuck was defeated. Along the way Dean and Castiel's relationship is put under strain.

    Will Michael play mediator?

    Will the alternate versions of Dean, Sam and Castiel force them to face their decisions and mend their relationship?

    What ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really mean?

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    Since the day the rapture came to Earth and an angel and a demon burned in the cleansing fire, two celestial soulmates have been hiding away from heaven and hell’s watchful gaze. As the last great battle approaches, it’s time for them to step into the light and fight for their better world.

    The end is nigh.

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    Weekly crack prompts that I'm obligated to fill.

    This week: Aziraphale's flaming sword

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    After Nope-mageddon, Aziraphale feels more confident and relaxed. He no longer feels like he needs to keep Crowley at arm's length for their own protection. He can finally tell Crowley that he cares about him more than "friendship" can describe.

    But he doesn't want there to be any chance for miscommunication. But directly talking about feelings in the past with the demon tended to be uncomfortable, so he would need to be a little subtler than that. Of course, human flirting wouldn't work. They already enjoyed traditional human dating activities together, but only as friends. Aziraphale needed something that Crowley couldn't possibly misunderstand.

    Well, perhaps he could research what counted as demonic methods of courting someone. That should be familiar enough for Crowley that he would understand Aziraphale's intentions. What could possibly go wrong?

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    When Sam and Dean find a box of scrolls written in Enoch, they call Cas to see if he can translate them. When he can't, he gives them the name of an Earth bound angel that just might be able to.

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    101/?
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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    33/?
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    Before the Beginning, Raphael devised plants and fungi that would heal, stars that might or might not appeal to other angels, and some ungodly-looking reptiles. One day the fly agaric mushrooms were gone, and the next time Crowley saw them, they’d been imbued with the knowledge of good and evil under a tree with a do-not-touch sign. Sometime later, Crowley attempts a temptation and instead finds a lot in common with their divine parent's half-human son.
    In the present, houseplants conspire to make an angel and a demon confess their love for one another, angels and demons conspire to re-start the apocalypse, Michael still wants to know why their sibling isn’t answering their calls, Uriel kept a secret that got out of control, Dagon just loves a good scandal, and Anathema strives for a better plotline.
    In which Crowley confronts some old de- well, angels, Aziraphale comes to terms with some feelings about God, Warlock is quasi-accidentally adopted by his godfathers, and old prophecies come to fruition in a manner that no one could have anticipated.

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    They’ve been caught up in their own bubble of exploration, but Aziraphale and Crowley need to decide what they will do, now that they’re on their own side and out of their old jobs.

    First, Crowley misses Aziraphale’s shop, and they need a bed there.

     

    “Crowley pushes Aziraphale — gently, firmly, relentlessly — back into the mound of the bedclothes and leans down over him and kisses him intently. And then he straightens up and undoes Aziraphale’s many buttons: his waistcoat and his shirt and his old-fashioned trouser flies. “So many buttons,” he grumbles, but Aziraphale just smiles, he knows Crowley likes the fact that the many buttons draw this part out and out and out, filling them both with delicious shivery anticipation.”

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    In 1967, Crowley doesn't know it but the holy water gifted to him by Aziraphale was made with the best of intentions and the purest of love. For him and him alone. Over the years, the angel's prayer to the Almighty proves vital for the continued survival of the demon: "If nothing else God, I ask that if he makes to use this on himself, to destroy his own existence, please... please stay his hand." But first, Crowley will have to calm down about what 'going too fast' might mean...

    (Current chapters: modern-setting, Friday night before the Apocalypse, post-bandstand.)

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    Chapters:
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    After moving into the cottage, Crowley sets about tidying up the garden. He does it all by manual labour rather than miracles, to give himself something to do. One day he hits upon an idea that will take several months to come to fruition, and lays out a secret for his Angel. One spring day it's ready…

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    1/1
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    One of the things he loves about Crowley, Aziraphale had thought once, is that there are always new things to learn about him.

    Aziraphale sees Crowley's treatment of his plants and decides to give him a gift.

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    A single white rose grows from one of Crowley’s plants. Which is weird, because none of his plants are rose bushes.

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    “Gentlemen,” she started. “I have to be frank, here. You both seem very genuine in wanting my services, but you’re . . .” She gestured with her pen. “You’re both talking around everything. If I don’t start getting some honesty—well, I’m not sure I can really help you.”
    The two of them shared a look. “Well,” Mr Fell said. “I suppose it’s time to be honest.”

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    Crowley has a Problem with Weddings.
    He likes to ruin them.

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    14
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are retired. Well, something like that. Whatever their current state of unemployment, they're together, and freedom is a wonderful thing... as are, as Aziraphale comes to understand, dreams.

    (Idea comes from Mojo Chojo's Ineffable Husbands animatic... look 'em up on YouTube.)

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    What if Crowley had known in advance about Aziraphale’s ‘Brother Francis’ disguise and talked him out of it?

    And what if Aziraphale had followed Crowley’s example and also gone undercover as a woman?

    It’s an Undercover At The Ambassador’s Residence AU! (The porn starts in chapter three.)

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    aziraphale teaches crowley the art of gardening (week 20 of my 30 weeks of prompts challenge: gardening)

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    A multivoice podfic production of "Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and AirBnb Superhost" by TheOldAquarian

    Author's original summary:

    What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

    The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

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    36
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