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    in which RF collects drabbles so they don't get lost. Expect no polish here!

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    Crowley was hoping the Angel would try to get in touch with him, somehow.

    But it had been almost 3 weeks. Nothing. Not even a feeling. Not even a feather.

    Crowley was lonely. And not just lonely. He was tired.

    Instead of taking off to wander alone among the stars for all time, he finds himself looking over an old postcard from a friend he'd met in 1985, when the man had accidentally summoned him to a rather questionable tea-party.

    Tired of waiting around for whatever Heaven was planning to crash down on the world he loved, and sick of the same scenes reminding him of how hollow his existence really was, Crowley decides to visit the old man.

    Besides. The Angel would never look for him in a place called 'Blackfly'.

    Or would he?

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    Aziraphale heard the footsteps and scrape of the lock, which gave him a split second of warning before the door swung open. It was not enough time to prepare him. Perhaps no time would’ve been enough to prepare him. He’d thought to see Crowley as he always was, impeccably dressed, polished and impenetrable. Maybe even a little slurred with drink or sleep, if things had been really bad in the last month.

    The Crowley in front of him was—there was no other word for it—soft. His hair was mussed in places, sticking up on one side. He wore no glasses, and there were wrinkles from bedsheets across the side of his face. His feet were bare, and he wore a silky black robe loosely tied across his hips, exposing a long V of skin that started above his navel and traveled tantalizingly up to his clavicles. Aziraphale was so transfixed by the sharp jut of that collarbone that he completely missed the dumbfounded expression on Crowley’s face.

    *****
    A month after Aziraphale follows the Metatron into Heaven, he's gotten himself reassigned to earth. He's finally free to express his love...but Crowley isn't ready. Aziraphale comes up with a Plan.

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    Not the "Oh, Crowley!" you think ;)

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    8/?
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    With their Great Miracle holding well enough, Muriel in charge at the bookshop, and Gabriel and Beelzebub cultivating less toxic work environs in Heaven and Hell respectively, it was high time Crowley and Aziraphale got to make good on a little retirement.
    Or
    Great communication doesn’t happen overnight, but sometimes it happens over a cryptic package and when your snusband is an insatiably curious disaster demon.

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    In hindsight, Crowley should've realised having Aziraphale go to Edinburgh would require more than just a coin toss. After all, he was the one who had introduced the angel to most, if not all of Earthly pleasures.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale return home from seeing Romeo and Juliet.

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    “Demons can’t get pregnant,” Crowley said, annoyed at the absurd turn this conversation had taken. “Even if they could, as we’ve thoroughly established, I lead a rather solitary life when I’m not wasting my time on brainwashed little foot-soldiers of the Lord–”

    “We are not having that argument now, Crowley,” Aziraphale interrupted.

    “Oh, we’re having it, angel,” Crowley snapped. “You can’t waltz back to Earth after leaving like that and expect me to have a normal one when you tell me I’m pregnant with the Baby Jesus.”

    Or: The one where Jesus starts a Revolution and everyone’s invited.

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    Crowley enjoys being warm in his snake form, whether that be as large as an anaconda or as small as a hognose. And nowhere is as warm as Aziraphale’s pocket. And when the ever curious demon encounters the one-eyed trouser snake… Well, someone is going to have to come out on top.

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    As is a surprise to no one, Aziraphale and Crowley have feelings for each other and are utterly avoiding dealing with them. Moreover, Crowley has the hots for Aziraphale, hasn't ever had the hots before, and isn't even sure what "hots" are supposed to feel like. He can't even cuss properly because every sex-related cuss word just reminds him how fucking (see?) confused he is.

    But there's help on the horizon -- in the form of one Greek demigod they just happened to rescue off the side of a mountain. Not that our ineffable idiots have the sense to ASK for help. But they're getting it anyway.

    NOTE: If you are coming here from GOAD, note the additional TW/CW: mild dom/sub; hair kink; and hairpulling.

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    This should have been the best moment of Crowley's fucked up millennia lasting life.

    This should have been a moment of revelation, the moment he'd been waiting for, the moment his dreams finally came true.

    We just tend to forget that nightmares are dreams, too.

    "What the-?"

    "Crowley?" Aziraphale's eyes were wide with shock and horror when the demon met his gaze. "What happened?"

    "I don't know. But it wasn't me."

    "Me neither! You aren't indicating that I-"

    "Of course not. But something went definitely wrong."

    Aziraphale swallowed, followed the nervous habit of biting his bottom lip - and instantly flinched in pain. The sight made an unwelcome thought manifest itself in Crowley's short-circuited brain. A horrible thought. Yet the only theory he had so far. What if...-

    No. Please, no.

    "Angel. Give me your hand."

    ~oOo~
    Or, the one where they realize something else is keeping them from being together, but they'll always find their way to each other anyway.

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    Aziraphale awakens to discover that Crowley has shifted into his snake form at some point during the night...

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    After being cursed by Hastur, turned into a little red snake and abandoned in a pet shop, Crowley is purchased by Aziraphale. What will happen when Aziraphale realises his new pet is actually his oldest friend? Written for the Good Omens After Dark Smut War.

    Thank you to NegotiationReal6508, niknak90, ckocek, Fishey_me, and Platy for the beta <3

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    Aziraphale takes a bath with Crowley to show him the surprise he's bought for him...

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    “You don’t want to,” Aziraphale whispered, looking mortified. He tried to move away, but Crowley pulled him close again.

    “Oh I do, angel. Believe me, I really do.” Crowley cupped his cheek, shivering as he resisted the call to touch those lips again. “But this isn’t a decision you should make under the influence.”

    ---
    When Aziraphale invites Crowley out for oysters, neither expects for the angel to get drunk for the first time and sloppily confess his love with a kiss. But can an angel and a demon find a pathway forward together when the whole of Heaven and Hell see them as hereditary enemies, and any fraternizing as an act of treason?

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    Chapters:
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    163
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    45
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    Aziraphale is having a difficult enough time averting the second coming without an amnesiac demon to look after, thank you very much. Crowley has always been the one to rescue Aziraphale, will Aziraphale be able to save Crowley's memories before the end of the world?

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    129
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    45
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    3,623
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    Aziraphale returns to Earth with words Crowley thought he'd never hear: I missed you. I love you. I’m sorry.

    But, not everything is as simple as it appears.

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    Five times Mr. Brown visits A.Z. Fell & Co. trying to meet with Aziraphale, and one time he doesn't.

    OR,

    Mr. Brown keeps showing up during Aziraphale's dick appointments.

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    39
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    After the Armageddon that wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley decide to take a vacation. It's day 4 at the Bed & Breakfast with only one bed and Crowley has gone missing!

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    An almost newly born demon and lonely angel share a moment of passion. It's the Garden of Eden and Crawley is about to have his first meal on Earth: Aziraphale's pussy.

    AKA: I don't see enough Aziraphale pussy worship so I decided to make my own.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    28
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    278
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    48
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    3,827

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