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    Have you ever wondered what season three of Good Omens might be like if it was full on pornography and the plot centred around an unplanned angel/demon/new Jesus-pregnancy?
    Well this is your lucky day.

    OR

    Aziraphale and Crowley reunite after three years apart, but they have a plan (and they are also incredibly horny for each other). The plan is going horribly wrong. Aziraphale is tasked with conceiving the new baby Jesus, but he accidentally knocks up Crowley.

    OR

    The one where: ‘Satan’ is just a job title, Crowley cheats at checkers, the Supreme Archangel and the Ruler of Demons father the (anti)Christ together, Aziraphale looks into becoming a satanist and Crowley owns an air fryer.

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    11/?
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    “Do you think we’re the only people who remember it?”

    Aziraphale’s voice is silver as he stares wonderingly over the hedge of Jasmine Cottage, still so helplessly mystified by things. There’s a beat. A quiet puff of a laugh, and then their gazes lock back together — Aziraphale’s slightly anxious, and Crowley’s brows lifting at the inside corners. His mouth opens into a vague, incredulous smile, as if he’s about to say: you what?

    “People?” He says instead. Fondness twists inside Aziraphale bone-deep.

    “People.”

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    Crowley feels an incredulous laugh wing up out of her like a startled bird. “What’s ailing me this time?” she asks, reaching up to claw at her sodden veil hanging limply against her front. “There’s nothing left for you to fucking heal.”

    Aziraphale leans in closer, his face held only the careful breadth of two hands from her own, and merely presses through the strands of hair and strips of cloth still plastered to Crowley’s throat and chest like scarlet seaweed. His index finger lightly touches the discernible shape of her breastbone, and she simply sits there and lets him with her heart dashing itself to death underneath.

    “But there is,” he says softly before pulling his hand away again. “Just here.”

    Crowley tries to snarl but makes a withered sort of sound in the back of her throat instead. “You idiot,” she whispers, shaking all over now with cold and wrath and the blinded oblivion of her own despair. “You doddering old fool of an angel. How the hell do you think you’re going to heal that?

    “By holding you,” Aziraphale says, terribly simply. “If you’d let me.”

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    10
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    43
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    5
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    286
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    After saving the world twice (after the events of Season 2), Crowley and Aziraphale are married and awaiting the birth of their first child. However, nothing is ever easy for these two and they are thrown a cruel curve ball when Crowley suddenly becomes blind. How will this affect their lives and who will be there for them, on their side? There is angst, humor, romance, love, and hope in this multichapter story.

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    26/?
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    92
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    10
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    2,104
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    Father Aziraphale Fell is a priest who has kindled a friendship that's mingled with longing with landscape designer and gardener Anthony Crowley, who has been tending to the church’s neglected gardens.

    When the gardener offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t fruitful, the priest offers to help him. Crowley jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what the gardener meant, but Aziraphale is full of many, many surprises.

    Main Tags: Human AU, Slow Burn, Smut, Angst, Romance, BDSM, D/s, Sugar Daddy/sugar baby, Religion, Sacrilege and Blasphemy Kink, Kink in general (so much kink, so many kinks), Inner Dialogues, Trauma, Traumatic/abusive pasts, PTSD, Anxiety, eventual Daddy Kink.

    Updating weekly on Fridays!

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    80,388
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    12/?
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    1,109
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    259
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    25,824
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    Despite what humans called God’s ‘original design’ for things like sex and love and relationships, other humans certainly found ways to get creative. The thought made Crowley smirk, and then he realized that he was, in fact, one of those idiot humans trying to get creative so that he could feel better about his miserable fucking life.

    This really was a stupid idea, he thought blearily; he had been full of those, lately. Or maybe always. Maybe he was just really a fucking idiot. But hey, it wasn’t like he could fall any lower, right?

    Wrecked with grief after the awful kiss and Aziraphale's departure for Heaven, Crowley finds himself months later standing at the doorstep to Soho's local brothel. But not for the reasons you might think.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    331
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    1955, Indiana, United States. Crowley is sent to America to create a new infernal portal in a garden, and Aziraphale has been sent to thwart him. This is a direct follow-up to Takedown / Reversal, and will make more sense if you’ve read that one first.

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    1/1
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    41
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    4
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    Crowley's collected a number of sex toys over the ages. Aziraphale has a specific request (or two).

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    For decades, the Prince of Gluttony and the Supreme Archangel have had a standing appointment between them that they have never missed. Week after week, Crowley and Aziraphale have traversed the metaphysical planes to their respective Home Offices to engage in what Heaven and Hell believe to be important, non-negotiable meetings regarding the will of the Almighty and Her Great Ineffable Plan. Nothing and no one would ever be caught dead standing in their way. After all, what could be more important than two of their highest order beings conversing so thoroughly about the most sacred of agendas and keeping their sides of the war on their toes, ready to strike at any point?

    Crowley and Aziraphale knew this, naturally. Prepping for battle is quite the undertaking, and running things in Heaven and Hell can be a trying ordeal. So how exactly do they go about relieving their work-day stress? Talk about all-out war? Hell no! Do you mistake them for responsible sovereign rulers? War discussions get in the way of their personal lives and their secret bondage relationship, after all!

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    Chapters:
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    "I have no doubt you're well aware that I have resigned. You're being ridiculous as usual." Aziraphale knew that would get under Crowley's skin and prevent him from walking out.

    "I'm ridiculous?! Ha! You took a promotion without knowing exactly what you were getting into! Obedient Angel Aziraphale, always doing what he's told, no questions asked! How's that for ridiculous?!"

    "Tell me, Crowley, how did asking questions work out for you?" Aziraphale regretted it the moment the words passed his lips. Using Crowley's fall as ammunition against him was low and he wished he could take it back.

     

    (The Second Coming has been cancelled, Aziraphale is back and Crowley is livid. They fight/have sex/talk about it.)

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    It’s hard to watch someone you love hurting—it’s one of the worst things in the world. Even if that person is imaginary. I love Crowley, and I hated seeing him suffering at the end of S2. It was easy to empathize with him—who hasn’t suffered rejection after opening one’s heart? I was tempted to just get angry at Aziraphale and demonize (get it?) him. But I love him too. And much of what makes me love him (the love and care he has for humans, his optimism, his ability to see the best in people, his determination/stubbornness) is why he decided the way he did. I couldn’t take sides and just dismiss one member of a couple who mean so much to me. After I finished crying—the first time around—after watching s2, I groped for some key in my experience or a loved one’s experience or my own reading that might help me unlock some empathy for Arizaphale. As much as part of me wanted to just get angry with him and judge him, another part of me wanted to walk in his shoes as he entered that elevator. And I found a possible parallel in a surprising place: my 87-year-old mother’s evolving views on abortion and other issues, and how she and I have come to understand each other better.

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    yeah theyre in the south downs and it's a really pretty summer night and that is all the plot that is here

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    Humans are known to come up with the craziest ideas, and when a new way to take selfies rises, Crowley is curious to try. When Aziraphale accidently finds one of the demon's "spicy selfies" Crowley has to confront his body image and realizes his best friend has been struggling with similar issues. The two of them work on their confidence by taking photos and hyping each other up as friends do.

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    “Mmn. It's quite inconvenient, isn't it? To lay waste to your shirt, when you've only just worn it.”

    “Take it off. I meant it; I'm only as bare as you want me to be.”

    “My dear... I'm still holding onto what little restraint I have.”

    “Then let go.”

    An accidental bathroom-incident – to which a brief freak-out warrants – leads from one thing, to another. And repression can only be so much, after what feels like six or so millennia.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    71
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    5
    Hits:
    1,315
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    These two hooligans are in a hotel room in florence italy, i'll let you decipher the rest

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    “Demons can’t get pregnant,” Crowley said, annoyed at the absurd turn this conversation had taken. “Even if they could, as we’ve thoroughly established, I lead a rather solitary life when I’m not wasting my time on brainwashed little foot-soldiers of the Lord–”

    “We are not having that argument now, Crowley,” Aziraphale interrupted.

    “Oh, we’re having it, angel,” Crowley snapped. “You can’t waltz back to Earth after leaving like that and expect me to have a normal one when you tell me I’m pregnant with the Baby Jesus.”

    Or: The one where Jesus starts a Revolution and everyone’s invited.

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    Comments:
    213
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    222
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    52
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    7,146
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    Crowley gets Aziraphale a gift for the anniversary of saving the world, but Aziraphale didn’t get him anything. But luckily Aziraphale has an idea, he’s going to give Crowley the stars.

    AKA: Aziraphale takes Crowley to a planetarium and softness and smut ensues.

    Language:
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    13,614
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,844
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    Alternate Good Omens universe in which after Aziraphale gives Crowley holy water they go back to the bookshop and shenanigans ensue.

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    4,832
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    72
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    8
    Hits:
    1,051
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    The Supreme Archangel is back on Earth, and he is ravenous.

    Crowley is shattered, and wants the terrifyingly beautiful, amnesiac Supreme Archangel Aziraphale to shatter him even more.

    First chapter from Crowley’s POV, second chapter is Aziraphale’s mirror POV.

    PLEASE PLEASE READ NOTES AND TAGS. Extremely rough sex w/ a fluffy ending.

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    17,879
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    142
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    531
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    96
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    6,620
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    *Please read Epistolary (Part 1) first - it is the first fic in this series. This will not make sense otherwise!*

    Aziraphale's point of view of the fic Epistolary, picks up from around Chapter 15 in the main fic. Aziraphale & Crowley communicate (with difficulty) with the help of Muriel, before finally meeting to talk about what basically amounts to 6,000 years of miscommunication and misunderstandings. There is more romance, angst, fluff and smut, but all from Aziraphale's side of the story.

    There is also a bit more lead in to where this story will go next.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    51,009
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    243
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3,712

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