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Mom has been in a steamy mood ever since she figured out about Dad fucking Bro without her permission. She then punishes him thoroughly, for his rude and selfish behavior. Meanwhile, Dad desperately tries to get a horny fog out of his mind.
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If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.
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- Part 1 of housestuck
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Temporal Severance & Social Eminence by FallingMountain
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
26 Jul 2023
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In a little spur of a doomed timeline, off of both MEAT and CANDY, lies a timeline which subtlety evaded the dooming process. Maybe it was because of the nearly impossible way each and every paradox which would have doomed it were resolved. Maybe it was because the Witch of Time managed to break the rules of timelines themselves. Maybe it was because of the plot relevance of one June Egbert.
It's beginning to worry the Ultimate Dirk Strider. Especially since he had found the timeline useless to begin with and had already removed the splinter of himself within it. The problem only gets worse when this one small timeline starts to leak into both Meat and Candy, and starts promising the one thing the old players could only dream of.
The paradoxical eradication of Lord English, from past, present, and future.
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- Part 2 of Never Here
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Sometimes things don't quite work out the way they planned.
Especially when a bunch of aliens are involved.
(aka: What do you get when you introduce members of a genocidal alien species to human culture customs? Answer: A hot mess.)
PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.
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- Part 4 of New Planet, New Life
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Long-lost twins Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde-Egbert meet for the first time at summer camp, and this leads them down a path of discovery, stupidity, and danger, that changes their lives forever.
(Part 1 of the Strilondeswap Trilogy)
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- Part 1 of The Strilondeswap Trilogy
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The Mountain Sang a Coronach by Dayanara
Fandoms: Homestuck, Fallen London | Echo Bazaar, Sunless Sea, Sunless Skies
13 Apr 2023
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Roxy and Rose step forwards, finally. Rose keeps her straight face until she is feet away from you, apparently immune to Jade bouncing up and down in place or your own broad grin. She goes to extend one slim-fingered hand and then barks out a sudden laugh, losing her mask, and reaches out to pull the two of you into a hug. You laugh as well and wrap your arms around both of them, lifting the two girls off the ground and making Jade yell.
“John,” Rose says, “Jade.” Her voice is as carefully enunciated as you expected, if raspier.
Roxy smiles at you, her eyes crinkling at the corners, and then extends one hand to Jake.
“Mr English, Jade, John,” she says, and smiles wider, “welcome to London.”
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Los tres guardianes salen de noche aprovechando que los niños estan de pijamada.
Lalonde les sugiere que vayan un bar karaoke donde empieza a cantar con sentimiento y los dos hombres intercambian miradas al no saber a quien le estara dedicando tal cancion.- Language:
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Timelines are supposed to become doomed when a loop can't be closed properly. They can't feed into themselves, so they die and are eventually consumed by the horrorterrors. Davesprite can't let that happen again.
So when the timeline becomes doomed due to his actions, he undertakes the responsibility to find a way to close the loop and get back on track, with a little help from the Maid of Time.
John Egbert is unsure of his(?) entire identity. Vriska had given him some girl clothes to use for a prank against someone else (at least, he thinks), so why does he like wearing them so much?
Tavros needs to be brave for once. With help from a mysterious human named "June" that had contacted him, as well as help from a romance-obsessed catgirl, he finally feels confident to stand up to Vriska when he couldn't before.
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- Part 1 of Never Here
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Through the sorrow, all through our splendour / Don't take offence at my innuendo by Caracalliope
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Sep 2022
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Mom and Dad get coerced by the cruel bushels of fate.
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The Lalondes have been invited for supper at the Egbert household once again, but today's visit is different. There seems to be something on Ms. Lalonde's mind and Mr. Egbert does his best to help quell her frustrations.
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Your name is Roxy Lalonde, high-level admin at SkaiaCorp and relapsing alcoholic. You are in no way equipped to handle being a single mother.
You get some unexpected help.
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- Part 14 of The Gods Have Horns
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Nature, Nurture, Heaven and Home by semusepsu for Ihasa (Ihasafandom)
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2022
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Dad Egbert is reborn as a troll on a postgame world, and finds love among the other reincarnated casualties of the game.
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The twins are only two days old when Rommy shows up on Bro’s doorstep.
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- Part 1 of Failing Upwards
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In Which Troll And Human Society Grow On The Same Planet After A Failed Invasion, Leading To A Slice Of Life Highschool Fanfiction About The Mesh Of Human And Troll Society, With Too Many Ships Involving Eridan To Be Accurate In The Least. by baphomets_balance
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Dec 2021
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"Your name is John Egbert, and you are going to flip your monumental shit if one more thing in your life changes."
After a failed invasion in 1592, The Empress cut her losses and left all trolls who had fought in the Earth Wards for dead, not realizing that it was about 95% of her population. Troll and human society slowly merged, but stayed separated, with different stores, towns, schools, everything. But after a new law passed encouraging the mesh of troll and human society, one small town just outside of Seattle would be the first of its kind to host a troll and human highschool in the evenings.
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Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.
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The one where Dad Egbert and Dad Crocker are middle-aged catboys. by Caracalliope
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Oct 2020
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WHEREIN TWO ADULT GUARDIAN FIGURES BETRAY THEIR FELINE GENETIC SECRET; DUE TO XENOCULTURAL DIFFERENCES, NEITHER IS CULLED; TWO ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS PROVIDE ROMANTIC TENSION;
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Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.
And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.
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- Part 12 of Happy Endings
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Bro Strider is solicited in a bar by a married woman, and her husband is not far behind.
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- Part 11 of HCP Tumblr Ficlets
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Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world
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It’s been a little over year and a half since the graduation ceremony where the kids passed high school. Everyone continued on with their lives by working, going to college, and going on dates with their significant others. The world is still divided on their beliefs about the relatively new species that has arrived on earth, so the Trolls will have to learn to adapt to a new homeworld. However, time is changing. The world won’t be the same after a interspecies couple discovers learn some shocking news about themselves. Or, in other words, Terezi becomes pregnant with half human half troll offspring a few months before her wedding day.
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- Part 2 of New Beginings