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    Your name is John Egbert, and two of your cagiest troll friends have just fled halfway across the continent to take shelter in your home. You are more than okay with this. You're determined to keep them safe and happy, no matter what you have to do. That's your responsibility as friendleader, right? (Unfortunately, keeping Karkat and Gamzee safe and alive is proving to be far more challenging than it should be.)

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    formally guardian swap au
    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.

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    Mr. Egbert is a neat man with a tight schedule, Mr. Vantas is a wreckless man who worms his way into said schedule which leads to some poor life decisions. AKA Human AU Signless and Mr. Egbert got the hots for each other but at the same time need to keep it under wraps.

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    John Egbert lived his entire life on the island where he was born. John's never been a skilled swimmer... or skilled at magic or anything really... so he's eager to train for his upcoming trial of passage.
    Meanwhile, Dave Strider at the age of seventeen was dragged across the world and to a secluded little island with hardly any of the comforts of home. To make matters even worse, Dave's expected to swim out to the ocean and dive to find some trash to bring back to the island to complete some kind of trial of manhood once he turns eighteen.
    Neither of them are ready for what their real trail has instore for them.

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    dave wakes up after the game, and it's like stepping into the past. Everything is exactly the same as before.

    Even Bro.

    (or, where I only realized how similar this was to time displacement after I had written eighty pages, and never touched it again)

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    The snow fell gently around suburbia in delicate flakes, collecting in impressive mounds, hardening into thick, white stone that punched above its softness class. It was a frigid evening outside in Washington, perhaps one of the most enduring snow"storms" they had in years. Not a particularly hard snowstorm, or dangerous, but just continuous, seeming to last for weeks on end. If Dad Egbert was a more curious person then it's possible he would've examined this more deeply, worried about it, and let it consume his thoughts. But, safe and secure in the knowledge that his kid was safe in New York with some friends, away from the snow, he instead took the time to take some him time.

    Thin trails of smoke wafted upwards from his pipe, while he sat on the front porch, rocking back and forth in a wooden rocking chair like a nerd.

    39/365

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    John is sick. The only one he's told is the universe.

    The universe likes to gamble.

    It's a good thing, then, if for a second, that John does too.

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    Derreck wasnt entirely sure how this happened. He just woke up one day and his husband was a cat...well not fully, he just had the ears and tail. He seemed to also be affected mentally, he was a more clingy...Like a lot more clingy.

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    John wishes that his dad would just stop loving him.

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    It's the year 2025. It is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism. John Egbert is one of the leading scientists for the National Science Foundation's climate change division and trying to change that.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. For as far back as you remember, your father has just been a man trying to make a good honest living for his son. The only abnormal thing about him was his nocturnal sleep schedule, which you chocked up to working the nightshift. One early morning, however, he comes home with blood on his tie and a bullet in his belt.

    Suddenly, the sharp suits, fancy hats and weird sleep schedule have a different meaning.

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    June, Vriska, and Terezi go on a weekend road trip to spend a few days at the lake. Obviously, there is no drama at all and everything is fine.

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    When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.

    Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.

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    Genderbent beta kids high school AU fic. John is now Jodie, Rose is now Robin, Dave is now Dove, and Jade is now James. The alpha kids are just their siblings a few years older than they are. Trolls just also live on earth in society cuz why not.

    4 seventeen year olds begin their senior year of high school. Even though they'd all been great friends for years, each of them has secrets. Secrets are dangerous, very dangerous when in the wrong hands. One of these days, they won't have to hide anymore, but for now, they all find something to distract them, clubs. School yearbook, gardening club, book club, and programming club. Maybe one day they'd be able to tell the truth. One day.

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    6/?
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    Go read Part 1 first, dummie

    Before you read any further, this is entirely ironically and is INTENTIONALLY bad, and is a clear parody to the original source. (That being Homestuck)

    Please let this NOT be you first time hearing of Homestuck, this WILL ruin it.

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    A short story about John and Dave dating after their first meet n fuck. After a while of dating, Rose decides to meet the two in person as well at her place, at the LaLonde family meet them for the first time, but at the most awkward moment.

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    As you can tell, this is scat and fart fetish (Along with many other very concerning things): not made to be taken seriously, and is solely one big joke. Nevertheless, you're here to read it, and I'm not gonna stop you, you disgusting human :)

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have a job to do.

    TWs will be on every chapter as we go along but general TWs in the tags!

    Also yes everyone is trans, autistic and polyamorous it's my fanfic and I'm going to project all I want and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

    Comments are always appreciated!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Dave strider has been having these dream. They had a handsome young lad. He’d see him every night. But when he finds a strange watch he meets the boy.

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    10/?
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    A young man stands on the edge between dreams and void. It just so happens that today, the thirteenth of April, 20xx, is this young man's twenty third birthday. Though it was ten years ago that he started his adventure with his friends, it is only today that he will finish it.

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    A young man is sleeping in his apartment. It just so happens that today, the thirteenth of April, 20xx, was this young man's twenty third birthday. Though it was five hours ago he celebrated his birthday, it is only now that he will get a surprise planned for him for the last ten years.

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    20
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    2
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