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    Michael liked endings. You knew something was bad because it ended. You knew what was good because it endured. The angels were good because they were still in Heaven. The demons were evil because they were... not. It was so simple that way.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    This lent itself to a bit of a problem, though. There was always a chance that things which had endured thus far might end.

     

    Michael looked at the globe again. It was merely a navigation tool, but he liked to think of humanity’s home as being such a small, unremarkable thing. Small, fragile, and insignificant.

     

    There is more than one way to skin a cat, humans say. Michael smiled to himself. There is more than one way to end the world.

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    Based on a tumblr prompt on goodomensprompts. Five times water has caused Aziraphale to worry about Crowley and one time it didn't.

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    In which Lucifer needs help preening, Mazikeen is smitten and Lord Beelzebub is secretly soft for their favorite demons.

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    “But y’know, if my boss finds out I’m helping you even a little, they’re gonna throw me out on my ass.”

    “Yes, I understand it is a bit of a conflict of interest for you… Is there something I can offer you in return? Something you would like?” Aziraphale questioned hopefully.

    You, Crowley thought loudly as he took a second sip. I want to know if you moan when you kiss the same way you do when you try something delicious. I want to know if your lips taste like Zinfandel.

    “Yes, actually.”


    Aziraphale is having difficulty running his restaurant, and it isn't helping that he believes the place across the street is trying to sabotage him.

    To his surprise, chef Crowley comes to him on friendly terms. Together they come up with an arrangement that could benefit them both.

    (Explicit rating for chapters 10 & 14, see tags for description)

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    Random fics of Hastur and Ligurs hell spawns

    Mention of male pregnancy, animalistic acts, death, violence, whatever

    Jasper-Chase-Aza (HasturxLigurs children) info added at random times when their in a fic

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    Crowley likes loud music, anarchy, and running from the police. He's also got thing for punching assholes in the face. When he accidentally breaks into Aziraphale's dorm room while on the run, he's got to come to terms with what he really believes and who his real enemies are

    College/University AU where Crowley is an antifa anarchist and Aziraphale immediately likes that aesthetic.

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    When the world ends, Aziraphale will be called back to Heaven and Crowley will be banished back to Hell, separated for eternity - unless they’re willing to listen to Beelzebub and Gabriel’s plan. Which is Beelzebub’s plan, of course, but they need Gabriel to act as a shield against plant misters filled with holy water. But not everyone in Heaven and Hell is on board with Beelzebub and Gabriel’s leadership. When everyone at the top of the Ineffable Bureaucracy has their own ambitions, the chances of averting apocalypse yet again may seem random. You never know who will come out on top when the dice begin to roll …

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    “It’ll be okay, kid.” Bee tried to be reassuring despite their voice sounding bored and their face being almost entirely blocked by plants, but Crowley smiled at them anyway.

    “I know, it’ll just be weird to be so far away.”

    Bee nodded with a hum, both of them waving goodbye to their mothers, before they set off for their new house-

    -which was fifteen minutes away, in the city.

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    Moving out for the first time is hard enough, that is, without a six-foot tall idiot with a superiority complex and four years worth of unresolved emotional baggage moving in next door.

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    God instructed Raphael to bind the demon named Azazel, “...and cover him with darkness, and let him abide there for ever, and cover his face that he may not see light. And on the day of the great judgement he shall be cast into the fire. And heal the earth which the angels have corrupted, and proclaim the healing of the earth, that they may heal the plague...”
    That is how Crowley scored his point, in one particular round of ‘real or fake bible quote’ sometime around 2011, on a day off from their jobs with Warlock’s household: heal the earth which the angels have corrupted. He strongly disliked to bring the matter up, but he suspected it would work, and Aziraphale was not nearly drunk enough yet for his own good.
    Aziraphale could have sworn that the line read ‘which the Fallen angels have corrupted.’ He got out Enoch’s first draft of his book and everything.
    “Well, the Fallen bit was implied, all the Watchers were Fallen and it clearly referred to the Watchers, because what the devil would She have meant by it otherwise?” the angel had finally asked, frustrated.
    “Implied? Angel, you made this game. Drink.”

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    Heaven won.

    On paper that sounds like a good thing in reality not so much though.

    But one side begins to remember.

    Let's just say that the angels want back what they think is theirs.

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    After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.

    Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.

    Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.

    Derivative works are awesome, but please cite me for the original concept and also link to my work! Thanks.

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    Crowley worked in Sales. He had never intended to work in Sales. It had just sort of happened. One moment, there he’d been, a newly minted university graduate off to change the world, exquisitely useless Philosophy degree in hand, and now here he was, having sauntered vaguely downwards into a Hell that consisted mainly of cold-calling new customers and sucking up to existing ones.
     
    AU based on The Office.

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    Beelzebub and Gabriel expand their working relationship after the Armageddidn't. Unfortunately, Heaven and Hell don't take kindly to fraternizing.

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    Crowley has a secret.

    Not the usual one.

    In the end, what wouldn't they do for each other?

      “Michael!” Gabriel boomed authoritatively, in a tone that caught the combatants’ attention. She looked to her choirmate, but Crowley did not dare take his eyes off of her, though the Messenger's words resonated through him despite his attention being solidly fixed on Michael. “This is Her house, not a battlefield! We will deal with the demon-"

         “You'll have to go through me!” Aziraphale cried, grabbing Gabriel by the lapels and hauling the Archangel bodily around with a startling show of strength that left Crowley’s heart thudding even faster.

         Tough to say who was the most surprised by his actions, Crowley, the Archangel, or Aziraphale himself.

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    Dean and Cas may not care about a lot of things, but they're not going to let anyone be picked on while they're watching.

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    It has been six months since the would be War to End everything. Aziraphale and Crowley, dishonourably discharged from their respective offices, have since settled back into their cosy routines on earth. With the winds of change however, come the so far unspoken questions. What manner of life awaits? Are they free at last to truly be with one another? What form does this being ‘together’ take? And what the bloody hell does winebibber mean?

    They are important questions, to be certain. But the end of the world is not something to be delayed by an otherwise minor inconvenience. God’s Ineffable Plan is about to be enacted and the storm what approaches leaves the forces of both Heaven and Hell out in the cold. Their last hope rests, ironically and begrudgingly, with the likes of two redundant and wholly substandard former employees; An angel and a demon that are far more concerned with sorting out their relationship and buckling down for that next glass of wine than dealing with preternatural politics.

    Armageddon is geared for a do-over. A Hell of a time to be taking things to the next level.

    My little continuation on from both the book and the television show. I hope that you enjoy :)

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    Pre 'On Espionage and Prophecy'.

    Set in 1939, before the outbreak of war with Germany. Eleanor Beezle is part of a team working for Britain's Security Service- a network of spies hunting down threats to the country on home soil.

    When her Division Leader is killed, Beezle needs to track down the last person he had contact with before he died - a nurse at the Royal London Hospital. Bee believes that Violet Rutherford may hold valuable information of the Fifth Column...but Violet is not what she expected.

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    “And I thought I was a slacker.”

    “Good thing, for me,” Aziraphale shot back cheerily. “And for you, I suppose. Though I’m sure you’re underestimating my commitment to my mission. Just because I know how to enjoy myself doesn’t mean—”

    This time the fly buzzed right into his ear, so loudly that Crowley couldn’t help a yelp. “GRgh!” Swatting at it did no good, the foul thing burrowing out of reach to deliver its message. The motion only succeeded in nearly tipping the seedling out of Crowley’s arms.

    Crawly, it buzzed deafeningly, we received word you discorporated an angel at great risk. We are pleazzed to hear you survived this, but this only makes your recent silence more unacceptable.

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    An AU where Crowley and Aziraphale end up a bit more involved in Jesus' life than they intended. Begins around the Nativity, hits upon various points in Jesus' childhood and the rest of his life and death. Kids have always been easy for Crowley to interact with, but what about the literal son of God?

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    Drabbles of Good Omens:

    Maggot Husbands,
    Ineffable Beurocracy,
    Ineffable Husband's,
    Other ships-

    Depression has me so damn low right now..

    Hope one of these if anyone reads enjoys it~

    Male Pregnancy warning, rarepairings, Oc kids

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    Ocs, Uri (BeexGabes child), Jasper-Chase-Aza (HasturxLigurs children) info added at any time their in the fic

    Have an idea-Let me know I'll see what I can do

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