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    AU where Cooper was adopted by the Palmers at a young age. He's been aged down to the same age Kyle MacLachlan was during the show's initial filming (30), so Cooper here is about 26. Takes place in 1985, when Laura is 14. Likewise, Sarah and Leland are slightly older, so the idea of them adopting a pre-teen when they were younger isn't all that ridiculous. Focuses on Coop's first months or so as a deputy, Laura beginning to explore the night life, and life in the Palmer house.

    Was initially a three-panel comic I made. Decided to write out a full-fledged story.

    *Archive Warnings, tags, and character tags are subject to updating as chapters are added*

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    4/?
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    Harry throws all his weight at the door, shoving it open far enough to get in and knocking them both down in the process. Dale rushes to close it again and then huddles on the floor behind it, arms wrapped around his knees. The lights are off and the curtains are shut, so it’s really hard to see for a second. When Harry’s eyes adjust he’s not actually ready for what’s here. A big stack of empty coffee cups piled against the wall. Sheets of Dale’s notepad scattered across the floor, scribbled and sometimes drawn all over. Dale himself - wearing pajamas, messy-haired, and clearly unshaven for at least five days.

    “What’s going on, Coop?” Harry whispers.

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    Chapters:
    10/13
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    16
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    "Days flew and Harry learnt one more thing.

    That he was impossibly in love with Dale Cooper. Or at least his brain finally caught up on what his heart knew for a really long time.

    Impossibly was kind of exaggeration here. It wasn’t impossible to love Dale Cooper."

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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    When a zombie infection surfaces in Twin Peaks how will the locals cope? Who will survive?

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    4
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    2
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    Snippets of conversations from the surreal nightmare of the Blue Rose office, from Albert's point of view.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    6
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    1
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    "I can't think of a more pleasurable way to spend an afternoon than improving the practice of a skill among friends."
    * * *
    “Do you have any fantasies, Coop?”
    Snapped alert, looking at Harry.
    Pause.
    Deep, “Yes.”
    Harry smiles. He weaves his hands together between his knees. He speaks slowly, “My fantasy came true today, Cooper. I'm a really lucky guy. And I'd be lyin if I said I didn't want more.”

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    32
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    13
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    4
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    351
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    “Harry, I had a very vivid dream last night,” he begins, sitting opposite his friend.

    Harry immediately stiffens with fear. “Oh no. What?”

    “No, it was a good dream,” Dale promises, smiling and taking a sip from his own mug. “And incidentally seeing you in your current state my suspicions are confirmed that you’re in desperate need of a rest from your profession.”

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    1
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    Audrey's in danger, but that won't distract her from what she really wants. Agent Cooper is ready to deal with any perp, but is he prepared for Audrey's persuasion?

    * Skip to Ch 6 for beginning of smut without backstory

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    4
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    27
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    1
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    Vexercises exercise 2, ft. the lowest-hanging audiofruit of all time.

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    1/1
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    "Facing southeast, the town of Twin Peaks is more difficult to discern than anticipated. Believe it to be that little scuff mark down there in the vast carpet of endless fir. Looking forward to confirming the location of Twin Peaks tonight, where I imagine it will appear as a tiny pond of reflected stars."

    Supposed to be a good, dry summer.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Cooper makes it out of the Black Lodge. Most of Cooper, anyways.
    Work title and chapter titles from Wasteland, Baby! by Hozier

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    18
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    58
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    Harry creeps toward the door, he’s not quite sure who broke into his house. Or even who was stupid enough to break into the Sheriffs house.

    “Who are you and how did you get into my house?”

    “You gave me a key Harry.” And Harry knows. He knows those eyes and that voice. It’s Coop. It’s his Coop.

    Or,

    I’m listening to Bastille and scrolling through Harry Truman/Dale Cooper tag and was inspired.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    если бы Брайан де Пальма снял "Твин Пикс" в стиле "Лица со шрамом", это было бы, наверное, примерно так.
    Предупреждения: нецензурная лексика, ООС в рамках AU, торчащие уши автора.

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    4,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Ваша жевательная резинка скоро снова войдет в моду (с)

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    1/1
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    утром Лора затеяла булочки с корицей.
    Написано на ФБ-2012.

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    1/1
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    последний абзац вдохновлен каноном и является почти дословным его пересказом.

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    1/1
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    Guess who got into Twin Peaks!! I mostly post the quotes on my Tumblr first.

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    242
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    7
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    69
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    на условие "День уродливых зданий" в рамках флешмоба "30 дней текста". Пост-канон.

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    Русский
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    461
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    A snowstorm and power outage leads to Cooper sitting on Harry's couch with no pants. A minor existential crisis and other, slightly more fun things ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,745
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    324
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    Albert has been in love with Dale for awhile. But since things normally not don't go his way, Albert comes to realize the ups and downs of a relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,326
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    665

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