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    The story of Dan and Blair, told through Taylor Swift's Lover.

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    Being a scholar student was hardly something Blair Waldorf was proud of, even if it was at her dream school, Yale. So Blair arrives on campus determined to make a fresh start and keep her middle-class upbringing a secret. Except, her roommate Georgina Sparks is an Upper East Side nightmare and she’s stuck on the first day of classes sitting next to some guy who sees her as a charity case and keeps loaning her his spare textbooks.

    Dan Humphrey was supposed to blend in at Yale and finally find a way to fit in with academics who didn’t have the wealthy background that had somehow woven its way into his adolescence. But Georgina Sparks is making it hard for him not to pretend he’s not the stepson of one of Manhattan’s richest families and carrying around extra copies of three-hundred-dollar textbooks probably isn’t helping his image either. Maybe he won't ditch the spare copy of the book because the girl next to him in film class doesn't have her own and each time he lends her his, her shiny headbands make him dizzy with deja vu.

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    "𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘪𝘧 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸–𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴–𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭."

     

    Thea Johnson, Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen had the world underneath their heels - well, the world that mattered. New York’s Upper East Side was their playground, a haven of filthy rich, spoiled rotten children with overflowing trust funds and ambiguous morality.

    Until Serena disappeared to a boarding school without a warning, leaving her best friends bitter and betrayed.

    But the beginning of their Junior year at Constance Billard/St. Jude’s brings back an old face. It’s certain - Upper East Side is about to be shaken. Gossip Girl will make sure of that.

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    She wishes Dan Humphrey had never taken a seat across from her their first week here. She wishes she didn’t have to contemplate the way she feels about him at all.

    [or, Yale AU].

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    au: dan humphrey is randomly paired with nate archibald to room with in college. nate never seems to be around for the first few weeks until dan walks in on him and his fiancee, blair waldorf. dan's quiet life of studying and skyping with vanessa quickly turns into a life full of more drama than he bargained for

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    Blair rules with a clenched fist

    written for tumblr's @augustwriting challenge 2020, prompt 1 - fantasy AU

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    Chuck buys Henry his first bowtie and a three-piece purple suit to match.

    Dan buys Henry his first baseball glove and comes over every Friday afternoon to play catch.

    Blair watches them play together and keeps thinking back to when she'd asked Dan if he didn't think it would matter that her baby was another man's child so many years ago.

    She remembers how, in that much too earnest way of his, he'd said, "It wouldn't to me."

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    "Dan." She whispers in a hushed tone, hands gripping to her elegant gown, not able to fix her gaze on one part of his vacant face.

    "Waldorf." He replies, dryly.

    Oh how the tables have turned.

    (Post Season 5 AU)

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    Dusty. Rumpled. Middle-class. Her economic equal, by some cruel twist of fate that Blair has yet to fully wrap her head around. Her potential roommate, apparently, although that still remains to be seen. She might strangle him before the deal can actually go through.

    He’s still waiting for an answer, so she motions at the bookshelves.

    “I didn’t know people from Brooklyn could read.”

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    I would’ve been a completely different person if I’d let myself love you.

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    The fact that her first audition with Humphrey was an accident would make great PR for the studio. Blair can see it already: headlines boasting Waldorf and Humphrey: Accidental Match of the Century! An Academy Award winner unknowingly instigating a fight with an up and coming actor that a casting director just happened to see, proving their “undeniable” onscreen chemistry? It was the stuff of legends.

     

    Unfortunately, Blair doesn’t see it that way.

     

     alternatively; dan and blair star in a film. it goes about as well as expected.

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    Summer in the Hamptons should bring Blair Waldorf a fun summer fling, maybe a golden tan, and perhaps a few drunken exploits with her best friend, Serena van der Woodsen. But it seems all she’s getting this summer is a new nemesis, in the form of Dan Humphrey, and a handful of backhanded insults from her family about her singleness. As summer heats up, so does her hatred for Dan Humphrey and the tension between them inevitably reaches its boiling point.

    A modern-day Pride & Prejudice Dair story. Inspired by Curtis Sittenfeld's Eligible.

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    Where are they now? Imagining a 10-episode Gossip Girl special set in 2019.

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    5/10
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    31
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    Blair haven't seen Dan since she got back together with Chuck. But when they meet again at an UES event, they sleep together before parting ways again.
    Three weeks later Blair finds out that she's pregnant.
    By all the laws of probability it must be Chucks. Right?

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    3/?
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    She really likes him. She’s going to have to reckon with that. 

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    This was never a game for Dan. Blair didn’t know what to do with that.
      

    Or the one where Dan writes a play.

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    When you explode, you will be reborn, you will bloom.
    Death is the road to awe.

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    He was a fool for going up against her.

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    The pages are bent, flipped through too many times to keep their original crispness, but the content is the same.

    And, with the old and ragged copy of 'Inside' sitting innocuously on her lap, Blair allows herself to remember.

    (Originally posted on 8/12/14.)

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    “Humphrey,” she says slowly, like she’s talking to a child. “My purse isn’t even going to fit in this thing.”

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    1/1
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    4
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