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    Mumbo pulled his comm out. No-one had used them in ages, the server falling into silence, so the message stood out in yellow.

     

     

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    I’ve been a massive fan of “Aversion to Iron” for YONKS and wrote a Oneshot ages ago on a concept of what would happen if perhaps the crystal wasn’t used for its intended purpose. Here is that oneshot.

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    Etho’s usual quaint day in the university

    Hermitcraft University AU that focuses more on the found family aspect of University/College AU's. No shipping! Enjoy some Etho :DDD

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    2/9
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    21
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    I know I'm a few months late to the big Wattpad buy-out, but yes, it was bought out, and there was a concern they were gonna delete Hermitcraft fanfic. Hermitcraft was the second fandom I wrote for(first one was Evo), and I wanna archive my old stuff just in case the worse does happen over on Wattpad. I'll be tagging my old stuff Wattpad Archie and putting it in a series in case you don't wanna see my older stuff. I just wanna have it somewhere where it'll be safe.

    These are all my Hermitcraft short stories, probably with commentary at the beginning if I can think of anything good to say or any cool insights.

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    It's really weird to reunite with his best friend after so long at first, but in no time Beef got used to having Etho by his side again.

    He thought it wouldn't involve too much drama. They'd be friends, or course, they *are* friends, and they'd remain friends forever.

    And he forgot to take the other possibility into account. Friends, best friends, more than best friends...

    And so on.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    74
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    9
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    This story has no point. This is for me to dump headcanons/aus/ ideas I don't know what to do with.

    If you click this and find some joy...thank you.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    When Dream attacks Tommy in Logestshire, Tommy runs. Badly injured, he somehow manages to slip between worlds and wakes up in a badlands biome, on a server far from home, with no other players in sight.

    The Hermits are surprised when a new player logs in, and confused when no-one's at spawn. Five days later, after waiting for the new player to introduce themselves, Xisuma uses his admin abilities to access their coordinates. He takes Impulse with him to welcome the new player to Hermitcraft, but instead of the beginnings of a base, they find something a lot more concerning.

    AU belongs to @pertrichormeraki on Tumblr. I just wanted to write something.

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    37/?
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    There was a time where he was so afraid that maybe someone would notice. Now he just wished someone would.

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    Xisuma's thoughts have been leading him down a dark path and he had hit his breaking point.

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    7/?
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    Etho died. This was a fact, he died, Beef saw it happen, no one could've saved him.

    But everything changed when Beef, now the Llamadad, received a note saying Matilda is still alive.

    If history could be defied once, it could be defied twice.

    And on he went, defying history.

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    3/?
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    "You're welcome I uh- okay, thank you..." Bdubs facepalmed. All he had wanted was to finally ask Scar out on a date, and just like that, it was now his job to help his friend to become mayor of the shopping district.

    He sighed. "What have I gotten myself into?"

    ~•~•~•~

    After finding out the hard way that asking out your best friend is more difficult than it looks, Bdubs is dragged into the mayoral race with Scar and the two of them flirt obliviously for a very long time. They will get together eventually, I promise! ;)

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    7/?
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    Evil Xisuma finds themself in Hermitcraft season 7 and things seem to be getting rather hectic.
    Grian seems to be EX's only chance of survival.

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    6/?
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    Mumbo works at a factory of sorts for killing and torturing watchers, vintage beef finds a child and gets to the bottom of who hurt him, will mumbo loose his sanity, or has he already?

    !!ABSOLUTELY DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 13!!

    Yes there are only small non con parts but I do NOT want to cause distress to anyone. This is my own VENT and things like Non-consent should be taken seriously.

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    Chapters:
    30/?
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    After she runs out of torches False says she’ll continue mineing until she can’t see... ten minutes later she’s still going.

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    Etho is about to start his Freshman year at Hermitcraft University (I know its super cheesy, but I kind of love it). He has had a quiet life, just himself and his brother, until now. The next four years he and his new friends help each other grow into the best versions of themselves. They do hit a few bumps along the way. (I am not shipping the real people)

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    The world floods up to build height, what to do as the world physics are diminished, and the End caves in?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    28
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    10
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    863
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    Since the beginning of time, the sky and the land have been separate.

    The same with their people.

     

    Star-crossed lovers AU with Beef/Etho! This story is completely my own just told with the Hermitcraft Minesonas, not the real people!

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    7/?
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    Twenty-four adventurers, nicknamed the Hermits, end up on a quest to find the Cursed Crown. It'd be easy...if it weren't for:
    1) The fact they don't know each other,
    2) The fact some of them don't want to know each other,
    3) and the fact some of them are from species that everyone thinks are either myth or extinct. Oh, and some of the other group members are why those species are thought of that way.
    Add to that their own personal baggage, and the fact they have six less members than the other groups, a penchant to get in trouble, and a mystery benefactor who is probably the harbinger of chaos...things are going to get interesting.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    159
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    195
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    33
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    5711
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    What happens when Fin yeets the original cast out the window and then drags in a bunch of innocent Youtubers' personas. Yup, i don't own anything I just wanted to create chaos.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    20
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    36
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    3
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    530
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    Somewhere in the tower a bell rings, and the man becomes serious, standing up straighter. ‘’Hermits,’’ He intones deeply, ‘’It is time to make your jump. You have been informed of your fate, now it is time to live it. Step forward and enter the portal one by one to be judged. You shall spawn separately, and discover your new traits privately, before meeting at the start.’’ Before the hermits can protest an invisible force shapes them in a line and then they’re entering the yellow portal once and for all.

    The last hermit is swallowed by the portal and nothing happens for a few seconds, then the portal warps and collapses. the man swears, calling for the help of the others to restart the portal. they emerge from the shadows and work tirelessly for hours, but the portal will not light again. The hermits, for better or for worse, are now stuck in season 8 for the rest of time. In a world far from their realm, at the moment still unaware of their predicament, every hermit wakes up alone and different than before…

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
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    6
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    1559
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    I add to the Hermitcraft fandom, one drabble at the time.

    New:
    A Self-Indulgent Moth - Impulse/Cleo, Impulse wants nothing more than to fly into the fire of Cleo's presence and let the flames take him

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    English
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    3,045
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1392
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    (this is inspired by the anime, Made in Abyss)

    This is cross-posted on wattpad

    Language:
    English
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    256
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    38

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