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The Arrow, or: Quarry of a Horned God by Augustus_Tabernak
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 May 2020
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Kim Taehyung is lonely and aimless. He is about to lose his job, and he misses his ex-boyfriend, Jeon Jungkook. But when he meets a disciple of the Horned God, everything changes in ways that he could never have expected.
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Escape the Night: A Restoration by canufeelthemagictonight
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Escape the Night (Web Series)
25 May 2020
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What Joey Graceffa wants, more than anything, is to make all the wrongs he did right. When the Society Against Evil gives him a chance to do just that, he journeys into Purgatory on a mission to rescue his fallen friends from death's embrace.
He should've been more careful what he wished for.
All your favorite characters are back...but the game is harder than ever. Will anyone survive? Or will death claim them for good?
A novelization of Season 4 of the YouTube Premium show Escape the Night with Joey Graceffa. The fourth installment in the Escape the Night novelization series.
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- Part 4 of Escape the Night
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Demolition Lovers by AbbacchiosSunflower
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 May 2020
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Hand in mine, into your icy blues, and then I'd say to you, "We could take to the highway with this trunk of ammunition, too", I'd end my days with you, in a hail of bullets.
I'm trying to let you know just how much you mean to me, and after all the things we put each other through, and I would drive on, to the end with you.
A liquor store or two keeps the gas tank full and I feel like there's nothing left to do but prove myself to you, and we'll keep it running.
[Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge Inspired Bruabba AU (no stands)] Song Inspiration playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3nQVZNEwCrzXDnwJd5pVVX?si=EaKHZ56STf-upaIE74PnLg
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“Anyway. Introduce yourself.” Naruto beamed at the pale man with a black crop top. “I’m Sai.”
Sai faked a smile at his new “peers” . Naruto didn’t seem to care at his reaction and smiled away. “I’m Naruto, that’s Sasuke and Sakura!” Sai looked at the pair, then back to Naruto. “Got it Orphan #1.”
Naruto widened his eyes and growled. “Whatcha say?!” Naruto bends his knees and brings up his fist. “Let’s go you punk ass bitch!” Sasuke stood between them and brought Naruto away from the hostile guy. “Just let it go dobe.” Sai brought a sadistic smile and stayed rooted in his spot.
“Easy for you to say Orphan #2.” Sasuke immediately lets go of Naruto and glares at the man. “Not like you’re any better Orphan #3.” Sakura just looks in confusion at the trio. “None of you are orphans! Stop saying orphans! Maybe Sai, but definitely not you two.”
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- Part 1 of The Tale of the Gutsy Student
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The follow up to bon appetit.
"it all ends with biscuits and wine."
“YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE DAMN DOORS OFF!”
While Dan is feeling on top of the world with darling Valentina, the Italian gentlemen of the quintet are fighting the girls' spell, much to their chagrin. But there is a notch in every hard piece of armor as Frank and Joey soon figure out.
It's a battle of wits, and a battle of even more seductive, even tastier food.*written while quarantined during the coronavirus pandemic
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- Part 3 of hamthrax sandwich
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The Walls The Lie Between Us by Daisuke_Takahiro (momiji_neyuki) for Aka_Karasu (Raven052)
Fandoms: ダイヤのA | Daiya no A | Ace of Diamond, 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End
25 May 2020
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Youichi ignored Kazuya and placed his arm around Eijun guiding him down the hallway toward his office. It was barely audible, but a low growl escaped Kazuya’s throat at this sight. He stormed into the kitchen and started to bang around the pots and pans to show his displeasure. After a few moments he stopped. He pulled the tea pot off the stove and filled it up.
”Stupid human. What’s so good about Bakamura anyway. He isn’t even a Pure Born like me.”
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This is part 2 to the fanfic Captiv(ation). A view point from Priwen's side of what transpired between Geoffrey McCullum and their troublesome leech, Dr. Jonathan Reid.
Hilarity, angst, and many drunken antics ensue.
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- Part 2 of Captiv(ation) Series
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Why I Hate Sushi...And Also How I Fell In Love With Daniel "Douche" Espinosa by rosethorngirl
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)
25 May 2020
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See the sad part about it is I already knew it was coming.
No, no. I’m not being dramatic.
It was inevitable.
Simply because while I may be denser than your gran’s chocolate princess cakes in human matters of the heart most of the time…I do have enough self awareness to recognize that generally speaking I’m a fuck up.
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Danganronpa: Fictional Nexus by RenegadeBraveheart
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Zombieland Saga (Anime), Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Pocket Monsters SPECIAL | Pokemon Adventures, 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Manga), Dragon Ball, Back to the Future (Movies), Shantae (Video Games), Hunter X Hunter, Persona 5, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), かぐや様は告らせたい | Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai | Kaguya Wants to be Confessed To (Manga), 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, Durarara!!, Little Witch Academia, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Nichijou | My Ordinary Life (Anime & Manga), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
24 May 2020
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Monokuma hosts yet another killing game, this time with 17 individuals from other worlds! How original. Taking place in Monocity, The City That Never Sleeps... Without One Eye Open.
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- Part 3 of Renegade’s Dumb Crossover Stories
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Respectable Business of the Sweet Tender Meat Vendor by TheGrimmScribe
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
24 May 2020
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Prequel to Mad Tea Party.
In the Victorian age of London, a dark tale proves that dark times call for darkly desperate measures, even if means making profits in order to ensure that bloody business is busily booming on Fleet Street.
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- English
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a skeleton in the closet by nirvhannahcornell for Grandma, a buncha friends
Fandoms: Anthrax (US Band), Metallica, Bandom
24 May 2020
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"If something was to happen to Joey or James, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself."
14 years following the death of Cliff Burton, Christina Moon has made her way in the world of writing, that is until a new intern seeks curiosity in the memory of a romance between her, James Hetfield, and Joey Belladonna. It's such a secret that not even her mother knew about it while she investigated one of the Pacific Northwest's most notorious serial killers.
*written while under quarantine for the coronavirus
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- Part 2 of hamthrax sandwich
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How to Befriend the Monster In Your Closet by Golden4278
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher - Fandom
24 May 2020
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Ryan: Hi God, it's me again. I just moved to LA and I'm really lonely. I need someone to be my friend, someone who understands me. Maybe... you could send me an angel? Yeah! The nicest angel you have.
Demon Shane: *LAUGHS MANIACALLY*
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The dark had swallowed Bruce before he’d even had the chance to say, But we made it.
Searing, seeking translation in Bruce’s veins, there were words. More words, different words.
Your lover did, hissed the formless, sentient sting as it flooded him, but you did not.
Together or not at all, Bruce thought, aware suddenly of his fingers’ convulsive twitch.
It was a near thing, thrummed the shadows, spreading like a stain, but he was spared.
Then he’s waiting, Bruce insisted, flinching, his nerves alight. I’ll go back for him.
Even if your form remains, vowed the shadows, you will not awaken unchanged.
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- Part 6 of Configured Stars
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What Kablooie Duck did during the hiatus. by KingFranPetty
Fandoms: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
24 May 2020
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Kablooie Duck is pretending to be Phooey Duck but it's not going very well.
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The Eidolon Complex by dannyphanwriter
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, The Eidolon Complex (A Dark Parody), Supernatural
24 May 2020
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‘And thus I stepped on Death’s lawn, breathed in his air and definitely deliberated.'
-B. Barnes*This work is a Dark Parody under Fair Use.*
*10% of DP content has been used for Parody purposes.*
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How to keep your witcher safe by Vale11
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 May 2020
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Or, how Jaskier takes care of his witcher in every way possible, sometimes saving him without even noticing.
A fuckload of oneshots.
And have mercy, I'm Italian. Just saying.
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When they were seven they made a promise.
"It's just us now," Gakushuu said firmly, holding her hand tightly. "We can't rely on mom anymore and we can't trust dad." His gaze narrowed. "So we have to rely on each other." He gripped his sister's hand tighter. "We can't trust anyone else."
Mitsuko was hesitant, but the smash from downstairs made her tense. "...Just us?"
"Just us," he reiterated.
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Roman Holiday by BobInTheComments
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Celtic Mythology, Scottish Mythology
24 May 2020
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Two weeks.
Two weeks off was all the praetor of New Rome was granted, and Reyna fully intended to make them count. She was going to stay in her apartment, eat nothing but Ben and Jerry's and takeout, and watch the Food Network until Guy Fieri took her pureed mind to Flavor Town. Just two weeks of peace and quiet with no Frank to hound, no Hazel telling her to be nicer to the baby-man, and best of all: no paperwork.
But an unexpected (and unwelcome) visit from the Daughters of Athena and Aphrodite forces her across the sea to a land that is steeped in magic, mystery, and Doctor Who merch.
And now she's waking up with world's worst hangover, as some ancient queen is kidnapping Annabeth while screaming about her hate-on for Romans.
Yay.
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This is the story of a human who came to Mount Ebott to end their life. They had heard whoever climbs the mountain never returned and had leaped down into the Underground in hopes to end it all. However, they find themselves trapped in this strange place where they just CAN. NOT. DIE. No matter what they try, they always wind up back where they started. Determination sucks when you don't want to keep persisting.
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9/10 People Agree: Dying Kind Of Sucks by SunriseMod
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
24 May 2020
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Well actually, dying is only the second worst experience Levi's ever had in his life. The trouble with Eren is, he's always getting himself into trouble. Levi isn't sure why he's compelled to rescue him as much as he does.