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Famous Director David Strider finds out his estranged brother, Dietrich Strider, has a couple of kids he told nobody about, and he rightfully wants to meet them. So he drops everything and flies to Houston, like any reasonable person would.
Unfortunately for David, Dietrich is not a reasonable person.
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Dave is home alone playing on his computer when he gets a random message from a name he doesn't recognise, and they claim to be his uncle. Dirk and Dave decide to meet him.
It's the best decision they ever made.
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When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.
A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
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Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.
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When Dave was thirteen, he stepped into a portal to a new world. With his best friends, he fought battles, sacrificed his life, and was reborn as a god king of Skaia—all before his sixteenth birthday.
Now, at age nineteen, Dave is a mediocre third-year psychology major who spends his days mixing sick beats, avoiding his twin sister, and working evening shifts at a biochronology and sleep disorders lab.
Karkat is the loud RA in the romantic relationships lab next door.
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He’s a little cute.
Nope, that’s a thought you didn’t have. You’re ignoring that totally fictional train of thought you never had.
Dave's 19 and works at a gas station, the very same his good friend Jade Harley works at, on Earth C. He's started noticing this very odd regular...(p.s: formatted with the help of homestuck5!!! super duper handy tool honestly, highly recommend!!!!)
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- Part 1 of cacb stuff
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Incorrect quotes: Putting Homestuck characters in non-canon and unlikely situations, for the funnies :D
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Incorrect quotes
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Karkat comes to Rose with concerns about Dave, questions about humans and their habits. Dave, however, is in denial. Rose slowly tries to coax him out of his shell, with the occasional help of Karkat. Told entirely through chatlogs.
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Rose and Dave decide to do some “family bonding” at the ice rink and when Dave knocks over a troll all things go south.
Updates frequently, for now. 😋
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you are not supposed to be here. You're supposed to be HUNDREDS OF YEARS in the future living in your FORTIFIED APARTMENT while trying to survive POST-APOCALYPSE long enough to start A UNIVERSE-CREATING GAME. Instead, you find yourself TRAPPED IN THE PAST with no apparent way back, UNABLE TO CONTACT any of your friends, and your future SUPERSTAR BRO watching and judging your every move.
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TG: you dont realize how much shit is tangled up with gender until you decide to meticulously maintain a compulsive lie about you being the opposite sex
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No longer content with being "incredibly rich," and "overly successful in their respective fields," entertainment wunderkind Dave Strider (Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff) and alleged scrivener Rose Lalonde (Complacency of the Learned) have decided to tackle artistic expression's final frontier: podcasting.
Watch these siblings(?) talk entertainment news, political intrigue, raising your testosterone levels, and celebrity gossip. Will Rose finally establish herself as the alpha sibling and kill Dave, absorbing both his fortune and his mummy's curse? Probably! Tune in once a month to "honey, we started a podcast!," the only podcast certified to make whatever disease you currently have much, much more contagious.
And if you can't listen good, read our official transcript below!
(Original Publishing Date: January 27th, 2024. Archived September 3rd, 2032.)
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Rose takes drastic measures.
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- Part 28 of You Can Do Magic (And Other Stuff)
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- 108
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- Hits:
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“I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”
“Literally why though?”
“Why would he survive?”
“Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”
“That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”
“He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”
“They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”
“You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”
“James.”
“What?”
“My middle name is James.”
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah.”
“Johnathan James Egbert.”
“That’s me.”
“Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”
“I’m right though!”
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Era
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Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.
What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?
Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.
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our name is Dave Strider, and you are having a regular day being the coolest person in the room and fighting a bully, when time stops around you.
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Dave discovers he has time-based superpowers
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Rose will never forgive Kanaya for what she did to her.
Kanaya will never forgive herself for what she did to Rose.
The two of them are assigned to work on a book report together. Only time will tell whether it's for better or for worse.
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Repressing emotions, being ironic...the family business by FairytaleRiots
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jan 2024
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Dave wants to find his Bro, Rose wants to return to her normal live as a college student. Instead they get involved in some rituals, find themselves and a family and maybe save the world. The last part might pose a problem.
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Dean Winchester wishes he had what Dave Strider has
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RGB takes care of 4 children who was about to do universe destroying shit; while that didn’t happened— the outcome was something of a worse fate than death.
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In 4th grade Karkat Vantas moves into your neighborhood, and for the next nine years you can't seem to get him out of your life
In other words: a journey through the life of Dave Strider from 4th to 12th grade