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    Part-time barista, full-time suicide enthusiast Dazai is miffed when an unfairly attractive hothead of a stranger not only stops his suicide attempt but is now a regular at his workplace. It's made even worse that his presence is just making it difficult for Dazai to actually get to it.

    aka Dazai's annoyed by the fact that Chuuya's giving him a reason to stay alive when all he wants is to die.

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    English
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    22,370
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2017
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    Formerly: To be a 90 year old teenaged Ambassador of Hades
    It was meant to be a simple job. Kill the kid, probably anger a powerfully rich organisation, hand the corpse over to Mori, and never think of it again. But things can't always be that simple, can they?
    He stared down at the boy in shock, his pupils shivering, "H-How are you still alive?"
    The boy, Nico -no, he couldn't be, he just couldn't!- looked at him, "Oh, it's you. This is kinda awkward."
    Dazai reached for his gun, eyeing the kid who's bleeding corpse he's stuffed into a trunk just weeks ago, "Answers. Now."
    He doesn't know what he's expecting, but a whole new world is definitely not on that list.
    (And was anyone gonna tell him that Odasaku was in on it this whole time, or was he meant to find out himself?)

    Or: If he was asked to pinpoint the exact moment his life really went off the rails, Dazai Osamu would probably decide that that would be the day he first caught sight of the mysterious person that he would come to know as the Ambassador of the Underworld.

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    English
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    62,519
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    4127
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    Chuuya walks in on Dazai getting "bullied". Of course, it's all according to plan.

    [hs au, fem dachuu, abo, alpha x alpha]

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    1,717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    369
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    5+1 times Dazai and Chuuya (22 year-old mafia executives, supposedly adults) tried to get each other fired.

    [canon divergence AU where Dark Era doesn't happen so soukoku stays as mafia partners]
    [my BSD fic #500~~~! thanks for your support!!!]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,026
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    958
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    Chuuya wants Dazai to eat more healthy meals. Dazai wants to eat Chuuya.

    “Clearly, there’s only one solution to this.”
    “That I divorce you then bury you six feet underground?”
    “That I eat my meals off your body, of course!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    889
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    "One week. I am giving you one week. During that time, you will be trying to find things that make you feel like you are more present and write them down in this notebook. I’m not letting you waste away after this, so you will be checking in with me on your progress everyday. If you can prove to me that you can do this on your own, then I won’t consider putting in a recommendation to your doctor for you to be kept on watch in the hospital. But regardless, you will be going to therapy.”

    After an attempt, Yosano makes a deal with Dazai to write down the things that make him feel alive for a week in order to be kept out of the hospital. Convinced that there is nothing in this world that would ever make him happy, there's no way he would have anything worthwhile to write down...

    Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,343
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    3026
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    A new truce is established between vampires and humans. On his way to attend the ceremony to celebrate this new cooperation, vampire Dazai runs into the ace vampire hunter of the humans' side. And bites him at first sight. Love (?) ensues.

    Series
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    English
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    2,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    971
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    Dazai wouldn't let him leave the bed until he admits to his "wrongs" of smiling at other people.

    Series
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    1,124
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1706
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    After they get together, Chuuya's instincts are still wired to punch and kick Dazai even while they're kissing or hugging. Dazai's genius solution is to override such instincts by making Chuuya more used to his presence.

    By blindfolding and tying him up while he touches him all over, while he's asleep.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1597
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    Chuuya's clothes get splattered with so much blood as he deals with Dazai's enemies. He demands Dazai to help him with the clean-up. Lots of thirsting ensues.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,956
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1066
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    Soukoku gets captured separately for an interrogation.
    [or: how to make Dazai spill the beans in less than one minute.]

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1949
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    I want to see your smile, your laugh, your happiness. I really do. It’s just that… I want to see you cry under me even more. You understand that, right?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,427
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1371
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    Chuuya moves in to his university dorm and promptly meets his roommate who’s about to jump from their window. Love (?) ensues.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1200
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    Chuuya hates the way Dazai looks at her, brown eyes softened by the moonlight and her own feelings of detestation drowned out by the haze of having the brunette in her bed. 

    Dazai is infuriating, to say the least. 
     
    But somehow, Chuuya's worse, because she wants it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,840
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    304
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    "He's certainly never discreet about it for someone who is supposed to be an illegal driver," Akutagawa comments in a mutter under his breath as he threw his bag over his shoulder, and there's no exaggeration there. "Be sure to tell Chuuya I told you so when he someday calls you up to bail him out of jail."

    "Bold of you to assume they'll manage to catch him," Atsushi jokes, and concerningly enough, that also isn't an exaggeration. "I think even drag-racers shiver at hearing his name."

    "Dramatic this morning, are we?" Ryuunosuke snorts, a soft smile on his lips.

    "With the way you act in P.E, I don't think you have the right to be calling anyone dramatic," Nakajima snickers in retort. "I swear whoever may not of known you in your class probably thought you were genuinely dying every time you'd run a lap. If you're not coughing up a lung, then you sure act like you do after, like, sixty seconds of walking."

    "Keep that up and you'll be the one coughing up a lung when I refuse to tutor you on your first math assessment. You have fun with your 'F' and I'll stay over here with my crippling asthma attacks."

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,596
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    770
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    He’s used to Dazai abusing his powers as Boss to demand some nonsensical things, but this one is just really confusing. Why are they being required to wear white instead of black? Wouldn’t this make cleaning bloodstains more difficult?

    [or, soukoku wearing matching white suits]
    [in Russian!]

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,288
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1505
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    Reverse Hanahaki AU where you cough up flowers based on the strongest feelings someone has for you.

    Chuuya unfortunately ends up coughing so much cactus flowers. Some mackerel out there is deliberately hating on him, he just knows it!

    [tip: cactus flowers mean ‘lust’/‘sex’ in hanakotoba]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1541
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    Dazai Osamu is a kitsune, and he lives only to serve the one who holds his hoshi no tama. That just so happens to be one Nakahara Chuuya, and Arahabaki, the possessive god inside of him.
    But a situation like this doesn't just happen naturally, and people like them don't get this far without skeletons in their closet.

    A mixture of angst, magic, domestic fluff, regular ADA life, and a god whose methods of affection are kind of dubious. Prepare yourself for Soukoku's strange mating rituals, workplace chaos, and an asexual author trying to write smut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,890
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1080
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    Because Dazai is a very helpful genius, he helps Chuuya confess to him.

    [in Russian!]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1598
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    After a nightmare of a childhood spent growing up in the same orphanage, Akutagawa and Atsushi, now living in the same foster home, prepare for their second year of high school and the ups and downs it'll bring.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,204
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    818

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