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  1. Quarantine Makes Fools of Us All by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    26 Feb 2021

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    Peter Parker (Spider-Man) has moved in with his boyfriend, Wade Wilson (Deadpool), just before lockdown orders hit NYC. Because of the pandemic, the materials to update the Avengers’ suits for added biological protection is delayed, which means Peter is stuck at home. And having to face how depressed he is, how little he’s actually dealt with his grief over Gwen, and just how much he loves Wade. He’s not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, yet.

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  2. Distractions: The New Kid by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse)  

    26 Feb 2021

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    Miles didn't think of himself as a distraction, but after knowing Spider-Man and Deadpool for so long, he realized that he was. Deadpool had pushed Peter and Miles together when he knew he couldn't be there for Peter. At 18 Miles understood what Wade had wanted for Peter: another person to count on and help him manage his friendship with the unstable mercenary.

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  3. How to be Heroes by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel  

    25 Feb 2021

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    Deadpool has been hired to gather information about Spider-Man, but he is a fickle bug, and the job is taking longer than expected. Obviously this could put him at odds with his favorite hero, but there's a shit ton of money involved, and it's not like his client would be able to kill the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. Wade definitely has everything under control.

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  4. In Which Peter Finds Hope by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Cable and Deadpool  

    23 Feb 2021

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    Peter just wants to relax after last year. He hit a rough patch, and Deadpool helped him get through the worst of it. After identity reveals, therapy, and a few explosions, things have finally started to settle down for them both.

    But just as Peter's getting into the swing of things, a strange man with a metal arm shows up claiming to be a time-traveller. He says Peter is the only one who can help him save mutant kind.

    Peter finds himself pulled from his home and dragged through different dimensions as he and Cable search for the key to their survival. Meanwhile, they keep running into different versions of Peter's boyfriend. It seems that everything connects back to Wade. Cable thinks it's just a coincidence, but Peter is sure there's a deeper reason behind it all.

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  5. Sugar Honey Ice Tea by

    Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, spideypool - Fandom  

    22 Feb 2021

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    Peter Parker has been Spider-Man for a few years now and he's learning fast how much life costs. Between the price of the tech he needs for his suit upgrades and the amount he's going to need to go to college, he knows Aunt May won't be able to pay for everything and neither will his job at the Daily Bugle.

    He decides to start looking at some options. Other than loans or scholarships he sees a website for Sugar Daddies, who are more than happy to pay for a bit of company.

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  6. Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boys by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - Fandom, Deadpool - Fandom, X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)  

    21 Feb 2021

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    SpideyPool University AU
    Wade is 22, fresh out of the Canadian Special forces, with an dishonorable discharge he's trying to keep under wraps.
    Peter is happy to be there. Tony is paying which gives him mild to severe anxiety and even though Columbia is a 30 minute drive from Aunt May, he still feels guilty for leaving the nest. All he has to do is survive collage, while maintaining the city...and maybe make friends?
    When they meet as roommates what could go wrong!

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  7. my body's covered in teeth marks by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Noir  

    21 Feb 2021

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    Peter Parker is just trying to escape the chaos that disrupted his life when Mysterio made an appearance. He couldn't go back to his original universe after all he discovered, so he settled on a place that contained a missing Peter Parker - one who had died a few weeks before he stumbled upon this world. Life is going how he expected, and he's building a place for himself. Things go awry when he begins investigating a lead on Tombstone, and runs into a mercenary who knows about the others. Wade is the only one who knows what its like to lose someone you love, and finally he is someone Peter can talk to on those dim nights. One problem that haunts Peter is this: Wade was in love with another version of him, one who died and left behind a broken man, a broken man that Peter can't help but fall in love with as well.

    or;
    it all started with a gunshot wound, like all dark love stories do.

    (Peter is from the Noir universe, and Wade is just typical Wade)

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  8. Ducks! by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    20 Feb 2021

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    After a fight with Peter, Wade goes stomping through Central Park. He stumbles upon something extremely unexpected. He's not ready to be a mama!

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  9. Thanks for the Memories by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    18 Feb 2021

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    What if Mysterio never outed Peter?

    Deadpool comes back from a mission to find his favorite Spider-Man, his only Spider-Man, the boxes so helpfully remind him, missing. Specifically, kidnapped. Mysterio’s remaining crew were brimming with the need for revenge after their leader’s death, and so they vowed to use updated B.A.R.F tech to learn Spider-Man’s specific superpowers in order to harness it for themselves; another failed attempt to continue Mysterio’s grandiose plans of becoming the best superhero ever. With the help of the Avengers Peter is found, connected to a device not even Tony has full comprehension of.

    Deadpool valiantly volunteers to be hooked up; death was a regularly scheduled program for him, after all. He’d guide Spider-Man to a subconscious level that was safe to be extracted from, and (total bonus!) hopefully win his favor as Spidey’s knight in shiny leather! But once Deadpool enters, his deepest, darkest, repressed memories are on display for him and his friendly neighborhood spider to see. Deadpool fears not only what Spider-Man will think of him after it all, after everything he sees, but just what he’ll have to relive in order to rescue the man who not-so-secretly holds his heart.

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  10. It's All In Your Head by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel  

    18 Feb 2021

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    FebuWhump 2021 Day 11: [Hallucinations]

    It’s all in his head. The voices he hears, the hallucinations he sees. Sure, but that doesn’t make it any less real.

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  11. Bad decisions were made by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    06 Feb 2021

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    Peter really should listen to Tony. At least once in a while. Especially when it's about putting your nose in a mercenary's business.

    But, really. Where's the fun in that?

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  12. The Informant by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Avengers (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe RPF, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)  

    24 Jan 2021

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    Peter Parker works as an undercover informant for Steve Rogers in the Vulture’s illegal weapons manufacturing crime syndicate. The deadly Winter Soldier is left with some of his mind and placed by Hydra in the Avengers. With a few key trigger words brimming just under the surface, he's ready to kill anyone at a moment's notice but struggles against his programming to try and reclaim what's left of Bucky Barnes.
    Deadpool has joined Captain America's fractured Avengers Initiative in the post-Ultron world, where the U.N. Sokovia Accordances keep them boxed in by red tape. Shield and Hydra are in a secretive, deadly combat for control, our players deep in the crime underworld of the Marvel universe where the insidious Hydra has plants in every infrastructure and the heroes scramble to undo the damage.
    A REWRITE. (originally posted on fanfic(dot)net).

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  13. the key to happiness is low expectations by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel  

    24 Jan 2021

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    The last thing Wade ever expected was for Spidey to ask him out on a date.
     
    “I’m gonna need ya to clarify somethin’ for me, baby boy. Are we havin’ a bro-ment or a moment?"

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  14. Peter is a [Genius Playboy Superhero] Orphan by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    07 Jan 2021

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    Losing Gwen was more than just heartbreaking for Peter Parker. It shattered him. That’s three people he loved, and failed to save. But, he must piece himself back together, swallow his misery, and do what has to be done.
    Can he keep the glue from cracking?

    Or

    The one where an angsty kid owns a small but thriving business and is also one reckless bamf

    Disclaimer: Mentions of (at some point in passing) drugs, alcohol, depression, bullying, abuse, sex, blood, murder, suicidal thoughts/ tendencies, loss of a loved one, etc.

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  15. One Final Stand by

    Fandoms: Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), Young Avengers (Comics), Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H., The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    04 Jan 2021

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    The Avengers used to be the best. They could fight anyone ever and come out on top. They never failed. But one day they were tricked. And they lost. Now the world is in despair. Everywhere you go there are guards, robots and monsters watching your every move. No one has any type of freedom anymore. And the Avengers are no where to be found.

    But what can you do?
    There's no hope for earth anymore.
    Even with those few who dare to protect us, We're screwed.

    If the Avengers are still here. Why won't they save us?

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  16. Les Drabbles de Deadpool by

    Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)  

    29 Dec 2020

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    Salut les gars ! Moi c'est Deadpool et ça c'est un recueil consacré à mes aventures ! Enfin aventures est un bien grand mot vu que l'auteur se contente surtout d'écrire des drabbles. Il paraît qu'elle aime les trucs courts, mais en fait je pense qu'elle est surtout fainéante. En tout cas ça parle de moi ! Alors venez lire !

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  17. Parťáci? by for Tofiam

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    23 Dec 2020

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    Peter Parker (aka Spider-Man) toho má opravdu hodně. Škola, Deadpool, hlídky, Deadpool, Wade, Deadpool... zmínil už Deadpoola? Když souhlasil s tím, aby se k němu ukecaný žoldák přidal, stanovil jasná pravidla.
    Žádné zabíjení.
    Měl jich stanovit víc. Z Deadpoolových řečí ho už asi brzo klepne. A moment! Tím by se porušil bod číslo jedna! Nezbývá mu tedy nic jiného, než se postavit svému kolegovi čelem, přestat ignorovat nemístné narážky a stanovit určité hranice. Jejich parťáctví je ohroženo a bude ohroženo ještě několikrát, protože Deadpool má oči a prořízlou pusu. A Spider-Man má podle něj úžasnej zadek, pro který by stálo i umřít.
    Někdy mezi vtípky, bojem se zločinem a chvílemi klidu na střeše nad nočním New Yorkem se z kolegů stali parťáci a z parťáků...
    Dum dum duuuuuum.... Už jsem řekla, že Deadpool neví, že je Spider-Man středoškolák?

     

    Napsáno v rámci Tajného Santy slashařek pro Tofiam. Pokusnými králíky byly AbigailSnape a Catherine :)

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  18. Deadpool's Bootcamp for Negligent Spiders by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    18 Dec 2020

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    Wade puts Peter through a bootcamp punishment for failure to take care of himself while the older man was off on a mission.

     

     

     

     


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  19. Coffee, Caramel And Cute Baristas by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    04 Dec 2020

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    Wade just wants to get some coffee and Peter is filling in for his usual barista.
    They start talking until Peter finally makes a move...

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  20. Eternal Flame by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    30 Nov 2020

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    Peter is at a karaoke bar with his friends when he spots a certain merc in the audience, and after a moment of initial panic, decides to make the best of the situation.

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