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    "I may have taken on the name Lokisdottir but that doesn't mean my wants are in any way the same as yours. Before being flung into this realm, my whole life I was told what I have to be. Never allowed to just be. You gave me a life where I could and I am enternaly grateful for that. I am happy and have found peace in who I am; Ayna Wilson of clan Reyah, daughter of Shiklah, Goddess of Chaos.

    So forgive me for refusing to be anything lower than that!"

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    This fanfiction is based on the Rapunzel movie with peter Parker as Rapunzel and Deadpool as Flynn. The story is adapted to the MCU and the X Men are also present. Sorry for my english, it's not my native language. I don't know how many chapters there would be but I think twenty or a little less

    And Peter is 20 in this story so don't worry ;)

    Summary: Peter has been kidnapped when he was a baby by Adrian Toomes who locked him in a tower, far from his Avenger family and his parents: Pepper Potts and Tony Stark. But one day, Peter meets a funny mercenary and decides to take his future in hand. He wants to go outside for his 20th birthday despite the orders of his father.

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    “Is this some kind of joke?” Wade squinted at the golden card that Weasel held between his middle and index finger. “Who the fuck is Spider-Man?”

    “Some hot shot vigilante who pissed off some rich dude.” Weasel tossed the card at him when he didn't take it. “Take the damn job Wade, I can’t take too much more of your drunken moping. You haven't moved in three days, the smell is bad for business.”

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    Team Red’s beginnings are rocky to say the least.

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    DISCLAIMER #1: I don't own any of the Marvel/Avenger characters all rights go to Marvel/Disney
    DISCLAIMER #2: The parts inspired by Peter and the Tower are the mechanics of the Tower, however, the extra characters and storyline are my own

    As they worked Peter kept making pun after pun relating to their work, which caused Sebastian to smile but he refused to laugh. This just made the older boy try harder to get his baby brother to bust, it wasn't long before the two of them finished the Math bringing them to Science. Of course, Peter had a whole new arsenal of Science puns.

    "You should make these into t-shirts or hoodies," Sebastian joked, shaking his head with a smile.

    Peter laughed wholeheartedly "I could probably make decent money, that's a great idea." he nodded at the aspect.

    Finally the boy burst out laughing to the point his stomach hurt, Peter then fed off his brother and was laughing as much as he was. Sebastian was on his side laughing and Peter nearly falling out of his desk chair. This is how their Aunt May found them, Sebastian on his side crying he was laughing so hard and Peter doing the same just half-way off his chair.

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    parkher @69cents
    i'm crying. i think i burned oliver's eyebrows off

    ↳ trees r neat @olivioil
    you did. i have no fucking eyebrows

    ↳ harls @paintato
    sucks to be you, lmfao

    ↳ parkhers @69cents
    you're next harls

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    Quirkless? Check. Sent to another world of superheroes due to a villain? Check. Become a Quirkless superhero who can go against gods, world eating aliens, and beings that can beat All Might easily? Double check. Sent back to your home dimension where you're worse than trash? Crap. Well, at least Izuku Midoriya-Stark won't be alone in his endeavors. OP Izuku x Harem. Select character bashing. Genderbends

    Inko x All Might

    Izuku x Harem- Ochako, Momo, Mina, Jiro, Toga, Fem Shoto, Mt Lady, Nejire (maybe X-23, Ms Marvel, Melissa, Mirko, and Midnight)

    Robbie Reyes x Smaller Harem- Ibarra, Toru, Fem Dabi (maybe Itsuka, Ryukyu)

    Peter Parker x Gwen Stacy

    Tsuyu x Fumikage x Fem Aoyama (Crack Pairs for the win)

    Katsuki x Fem Kirishima

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    Penelopa Parker is six, and she’s at a funeral. She’s at her parent's funeral, most importantly. The little girl looks up at a cloudless blue sky and wonders how the day could be so perfect and yet so awful.

    Penelopa Parker is fourteen when she gets bitten by a spider and gains astounding abilities. She is fourteen when her Uncle dies in front of her, his blood staining her hands, and she can’t help but wonder how such a quiet night could echo so horribly.

    Penelopa Parker is fourteen when Aunt May collapses. She wonders if maybe she's cursed.

    Penny Parker is fourteen, an orphan, and maybe - just maybe - a superhero.

    Or, a fourteen-year-old girl is homeless, hanging by a thread, and finds a family in an unlikely place all while fighting crime, accidentally universe-traveling, and taking down evil major corporations.

    (OR, the Author royally screws with the Marvel timeline/plot, and you all are along for the ride)

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    Every time Wade and Peter meet like this, things get hot but they’ve never had sex. Peter wants to change that tonight.

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    Every eye is turned towards Deadpool, as though he is the only thing interesting in the atmosphere, the only star worth being studied, and yet, though each eye is turned towards him, Deadpool looks only towards Peter, like it doesn’t even matter.

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    or: Deadpool is absolutely enamoured with Peter, and Spider-Man is so enamoured with Wade, and neither of them know they're falling for the same person.

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    Crime is slow lately which is good but really boring for Peter!
    And when Steve suggest catching some of the registered sex offenders in the area a horrible person from Peter's past shows up.
    The Avengers want to know more of what happened and when they do they're far more than Furious

     

    The story will also be available on Wattpad if you want to see the outfit Peter wore

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    After a deranged serial killer escapes from prison, Spider-Man finds himself face to face with Carnage, a horrific creature that has begun tearing it's way through hundreds of innocent people in the name of chaos. And when Spidey disrupts this creature's violent murder spree, it begins stalking him, and slowly tormenting him, until he meets a similar creature: Venom.

    After creating Carnage by accident, Venom and it's host, Eddie Brock begin scouring the streets of New York City in hopes of stopping it, but to no avail. The tables turn however, when Venom finds a young hero who may be the key to getting close enough to Carnage.

    Saying that Deadpool has fucked up a lot would be an understatement. A huge understatement. One of the biggest understatements to have actually been... under-stated. But he rarely fucked up to the point of being the reason why there was a monster running around on a murder spree in New York City. But unfortunately, this fuck up in particular was one of those rare ones.

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    Peter Parker works as an undercover informant for Steve Rogers in the Vulture’s illegal weapons manufacturing crime syndicate. The deadly Winter Soldier is left with some of his mind and placed by Hydra in the Avengers. With a few key trigger words brimming just under the surface, he's ready to kill anyone at a moment's notice but struggles against his programming to try and reclaim what's left of Bucky Barnes.
    Deadpool has joined Captain America's fractured Avengers Initiative in the post-Ultron world, where the U.N. Sokovia Accordances keep them boxed in by red tape. Shield and Hydra are in a secretive, deadly combat for control, our players deep in the crime underworld of the Marvel universe where the insidious Hydra has plants in every infrastructure and the heroes scramble to undo the damage.
    A REWRITE. (originally posted on fanfic(dot)net).

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    Deadpool finds out Spiderman's identity in a totally anticlimactic way. Now he gets to choose what he wants in return for keeping this and another big secret.

    Deadpool is Deadpool, Steve is an overprotective father who spoils his son, Peter is a nervous boy with constant anxiety, and Tony just wants a break.

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    When Doctor Doom abducts Hawkeye and Captain America, it sets off an unstoppable roller coaster of events for the Avengers.

    An impostor, unrequited love, power outages, arc reactor mishaps, super villain scheming, Hulk rampages, Deadpool tirades, wedding proposals, and a very unexpected new addition to the family all feature as the heroes do their best to weather the storm of Love, Monsters & Mischief!

    (New chapters Mondays and Fridays!)

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    Secretly engaged Steve and Tony take half of the Avengers on a weekend camping trip, planning to reveal their engagement to the team one person at a time. The weekend rapidly derails, though, when they find that their sort-of son Peter is camping up the hill with his new boyfriend, nefarious super villain Loki is camping just across the water, and there might be a lake monster on the loose… (New chapters Mondays and Fridays!)

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    The Avengers are off world (because of reasons stated in WWLD - Act 4) and Harley is left in New York to basically make sure nobody finds out that they're gone. Combine that with having an annoying, and chatty, hero in town, Harley can't seem to catch a break. He's still only a teen and the only other people somehow helping him in this endeavor of keeping up the lie are Happy and Darcy.

    Of course, nothing can stay quiet for long as they still haven't dealt with Ross and his Superhuman Registration Act (aka S.R.A., aka previously known as the Sokovia Accords, but Canon Divergence), but Harley has Fury, probably S.H.I.E.L.D. and the X-Men at his back right? What could possibly go wrong?

    NOTICE:
    There are a couple of mild spoilers for the series in the beginning and things that are more like hints for those that read the series. Spider-Man: Homecoming spoilers only in chapter 4 (as of now; I'll warn before) and more heavy spoilers for the series from chapter 7 and onward (again, I'll warn before).

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    Deadpool was following him, which was annoying, because he never seemed to have any problems getting over a fight, even when it was about a fundamental belief system. It was also annoying because Peter was hurting and sleepy and he had school tomorrow and he somehow had to figure out an excuse to explain his sorry state to his Aunt before morning. And he just watched Deadpool shoot people. So.
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    Instead of Tony being Peter's responsible-adult-figure, it ends up being Deadpool, who really means well but is a little late to the hey-this-is-a-teenager-who-needs-help party. Weird friendship ensues.

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    (Y/n) has had a crush on Colossus since she saw him for the first time. But he didn't seem to notice her at all! A mission appears and Deadpool kind of helps her? All that shit with Wade and Vanessa may be getting them closer than they think.
    The story follows the 2 movies
    Spoilers!!

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    "Mr Pool, sir?" Dennis Creevey turns to Deadpool with a wide, hopeful smile. "Mr Pool, sir, we're nearly there. Can I see it now?"
    ...

    Where Deadpool goes, madness follows. It doesn't matter which Deadpool is the Deadpool causing said chaos, because Deadpool will always be Deadpool. / Warnings inside.

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    Three years have passed since the end of the world came on the heels of a virus that destroyed all of humanity. Three years of the world going to hell, of zombies and death, and more zombies. Three years of being alone.

    Wade Wilson is on his own, and after so long, he likes it that way. The only person he has to protect is himself. There's no loss, no grief or mourning. Just kill or be killed.

    Then he finds him, a long lost lover from a time long ago. Peter...fucking...Parker. A man who died in his arms three years ago, and here he was, alive and most definitely not, undead.

    Now it's up to Wade to make sure he never loses Peter again because, as it turns out, at the end of the world, it's the people left alive that are worth being woefully, wholly dependent upon. No matter the cost.

    Surviving the zombie apocalypse just got a whole lot more complicated.

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