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    Famous Director David Strider finds out his estranged brother, Dietrich Strider, has a couple of kids he told nobody about, and he rightfully wants to meet them. So he drops everything and flies to Houston, like any reasonable person would.

    Unfortunately for David, Dietrich is not a reasonable person.

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    Dave is home alone playing on his computer when he gets a random message from a name he doesn't recognise, and they claim to be his uncle. Dirk and Dave decide to meet him.

    It's the best decision they ever made.

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    Dave comes out to Bro as trans. Womp womp.

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    A decade ago, the sidekicks Coolkid and Kiddo Eclipse were the two most promising up and coming heroes. Both powerful in their own right, together they made an unstoppable duo…

    Then Coolkid died, leaving Kiddo Eclipse to shoulder the burden of both their legacies.

    Ten years later, Jade Harley (now going by Lady Eclipse) is about to prove herself worthy for the Skaian League - the international team of heroes. All she needs to do is take out the notorious gang of criminals known as the Felt.

    (Ten years later, Dave Strider is just trying to move on and live his life.)

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    Karkat and Dave are just trying to get through college but as Dave's issues at home are revealed, Karkat feels more than protective over the boy he has started to view as more than a friend. But his over protectiveness might just cause more harm than good.

    I'm shit at summaries-

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    Karkat left behind everything he knew when he was forced to flee Alternia. Settling into life on Earth as a human had been surprisingly easy. That is, until Dave fucking Strider started working with Karkat and fucking ruined everything!

    EDIT May 29 2023: I have added a BONUS Chapter 32! All the chapters have now been bumped up.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are NOT SURE HOW THIS HAPPENED but you are NOT COMPLAINING, just KINDA CONFUSED ON WHY YOU'RE SO HAPPY WHILE ARGUING WITH A 7'3" CLOWN

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    Dave goes through a bunch of shit, driving him into severe depression and forcing suicidal thoughts into his head. He can never seem to catch a break for long, but maybe a certain troll can help that.

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    A long time ago there were two kingdoms, Prospit and Derse. For a millennia, these kingdoms used to live together in peace. Until one day an unknown tragedy befell the royal families of both kingdom, locking them into a war that would last for hundreds of years.

    Hundreds of years later as the war finally breaks out of its stalemate in favor for the kingdom of Derse, four families scattered across the two kingdoms find themselves connected by a fate that none of them can comprehend, as the war between the two kingdoms become more complicated then any of them could ever imagine.

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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you are not supposed to be here. You're supposed to be HUNDREDS OF YEARS in the future living in your FORTIFIED APARTMENT while trying to survive POST-APOCALYPSE long enough to start A UNIVERSE-CREATING GAME. Instead, you find yourself TRAPPED IN THE PAST with no apparent way back, UNABLE TO CONTACT any of your friends, and your future SUPERSTAR BRO watching and judging your every move.

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    Everyone in the pawlycule suffers from nightmares, and everyone has their own way of comforting the others.

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    Dave gets into a fight with Bro after getting home from school and things go weirdly from there.

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    “Due to the recent situations, I’ve come up with multiple different excuses. I've looked over many options, but the only one we’ve come up with is to make the statement true.” Kankri said and Dave blinked.

    “What?” He asked and Kankri rolled his eyes. “You two are going to date.” He informed.

    “WHAT?” Dave shrieked.

    ~~~

    In which Karkat is an actor, Dave isn't, and they get tangled up into a mess and now have to pretend to date to appease the general public.

    Real feelings grow and pasts come in to fuck with them, can they make it out happily at the end?

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    “I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”

    “Literally why though?”

    “Why would he survive?”

    “Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”

    “That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”

    “He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”

    “They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”

    “You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”

    “James.”

    “What?”

    “My middle name is James.”

    “Oh, really?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Johnathan James Egbert.”

    “That’s me.”

    “Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”

    “I’m right though!”

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    a ongoing tale of how sugoi, yo and not a hero fall hopelessly in love with each other and dirk and dave are saved from bro’s abusive grasp.

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    Game Over wasn't an end.

    It was a beginning.

    Change one thing, and a new pattern emerges.

    This drive is a little too fucked up for a simple Defrag to work.

    AKA: Dragged forcibly from the void of non-existence, Dirk Strider is shoved into a life he doesn't want. A responsibility he hates. And a second chance he does not believe he deserves. Especially when that second chance comes with baggage he can't afford to just up and drop.

    Three people lived in that apartment before. Three people have to live in it now. Someone has to be the adult here and he sure as shit is lacking in qualifications.

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    When you're ten, you have a near death experience. You stumble while sparring with Bro and nearly fall of the roof of your apartment complex. You'd managed to stay on the roof, but it was so close to death that you're terrified. Bro hadn't reached for you. He'd just stared.

    or, Dave's obsession with death, and his tendency to hold funerals

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    One of the stories that haunts me the most from living with Bro.

    Fuck, I mean. He did tons of shit. A limitless amount, even. But even then, it almost can't compare to- lemme just. Say it. I don't know if I've ever told this to anyone. Uh..

    Dave Strider going into detail about one of his past experiences. More specifically the one where he gets pregnant.

    More Davebuse stuff. Enjoy!

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you just got off an airplane to Washington to meet your best bro, John Egbert, for his birthday.

    You have a feeling that your stay in Washington is going to be awesome! ...Hopefully John doesn't find out about those pesky nightmares you've been having for quite a while now.

    EDIT: on a little haitus, will be back in 2 weeks!!! :)

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    Dave has been resting lately after a strife with Bro but now that he's doing better Bro expects him to get back on track. Dave wakes up to a note planning their next strife. However, some upsetting things happen and Dave is in his bathroom bloody trying give himself first-aid like he was taught.

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