20 Works in Death & Famine & Pollution & War (Good Omens)

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    the ride always ends at the same finishing line, no matter what route you take.

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    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? Death asked. The world, already reeling from not ending, shuddered under the weight of the language and a few misbegotten things shivered into existence.

    Or, sometimes, whatever the project, you need a debrief. The Four Horsepeople (and the one who left before they became famous) take an evening to process things.

    No Discworld knowledge required.

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    Corporations, Inc. served a diverse clientele: angels, demons, and every so often even the occasional ambitious mortal who had managed to find a way to cheat the system. It had, however, been a while since the last time an Anthropomorphic Personification ended up in the metaphysical waiting room.

    But now, given the events at the airfield, Famine, Pollution, and War are all in need of new corporations.

    While waiting for the paperwork, they get to talking. And thinking...

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    Just anthropomorphic personifications of atavistic terrors, hanging out and looking at the holiday lights

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    While Aziraphale and Crowley were watching over Warlock Dowling, someone had to keep an eye on the real Antichrist, didn't they?
    Heaven and Hell were useless, so the Four Horsepeople of the Apocalypse took matters into their own hands and decided to move to Tadfield where they could make sure Armageddon happened.
    It's going to be a long, crazy eleven years until then.
    Tadfield won't know what hit it.

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    “Famine or Raymond as he was going by now knew that there was something different about his wife Allison.”

    Or it’s the second season of The Umbrella Academy but the the four horse people of the apocalypse in it.

    Sorry that the summary is bad the actual story is better.

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    Antoni wants her highschool reunion to go a certain way, so she asks Aziraphale to tag along as her date. Pretending to be together is very easy when you’re actually in love with your fake girlfriend. Who knew?

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    Dogs have always been used in the life of humans, including fights between them. So what happens when War decides to accidently pick up a few on the way. And there is absolutely no reason they look like the other Horsepersons. None at all.

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    You've reached God. Sorry I can't get to the phone right now. At the sound of the tone, please leave your prayer.

    -BEEP-

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    Death was meant to be everywhere, and know everything. They were supposed to know exactly how the world would end, and nothing could change that path. That is, until the path decided to uproot from under them and leave Death alone and lost. So, who better to yell your existential frustrations at than God?

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    Эту традицию — собираться вместе и играть во что-нибудь человеческое, но с нечеловечески высокими ставками — они завели спустя пару лет после неслучившегося Апокалипсиса.

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    THIS WAS ENTIRELY AN ACCIDENT.

     

    The three horsepeople exchanged looks silently communicating their lack of faith in this excuse. It would have been a far more convincing excuse had Death not been gently stroking the baby’s downy hair with more tenderness than they had ever shown to anything.

    “Explain, then,” Famine said, feeling a migraine coming on.

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    "I just wish things were different," Crowley says... and the universe happily obliges.

    Stuck - perhaps forever - in a reality in which Shadwell is the first Wiccan MP, Pepper's only aspiration in life is to be a dutiful wife to someone, and his beloved Bentley is a rusty VW bus, Crowley is slowly learning that "different" doesn't necessarily mean better...

    But how long can he bear to live* in a world where Aziraphale hates him?

     

    *Not that he has any other option. The Death of this world can't see blood...

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    The apocalypse didn't happen and no rush came Death's way. So they spent their time making high-scores at all the arcade games in the world.
    Clearly War, Famine, and Pollution have to show Death they're not the only one that can play games. With a little help from Pestilence of course.

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    The first Father’s Day after Armageddon’t is a hard one to deal with. Especially for the Four Horsepeople.

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    It is a strange sort of madness, Aziraphale thinks. They all know what is coming, and soon. No one can stop it.

    OR:

    How does a guardian angel reconcile his mission from a supposedly all-loving Almighty with releasing the four horsemen upon the Earth?

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    I really love Good Omens and more specifically I loved the four horsemen of the Apocalypse so I decided to write this one off, possibly more not sure yet, about the daughter of Pollution and Pestilence. She's twenty years old and she lives with two roommates. It was just an idea that came to me and I wrote it in like 10 minutes. Not sure if I'll continue it but it was fun to write.

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    The thing is, what neither of them realizes until some six months after the whole garden debacle, is that their actions have far greater consequences than they knew. Crawly had given humanity Knowledge, Aziraphale had given them Will. And with these two forces, well, naturally, others follow.

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    The Four just wanted a nice and friendly get-together at a restaurant (perhaps Pollution wanted to hassle Death into learning twenty-first century tech, but hey, it’s a secret) and happened to pick the very same a certain angel and demon were dining at.

    Of course, this doesn’t end well.

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