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    Lucifer picked a demon to die at random. Just an example, just another pile of ash, just another reminder that the Fall didn't beat him. No one thinks much of it.
    But that demon was once an angel - was one for most of his life - and he always thought of himself as one. Like most, he never meant to Fall.

    The story of Crowley's brother, who was important until he wasn't.
    Also the story of two angels, and what love meant to the Host before the Fall.

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    It has been over a year since a wish left the demon Felix with a wonderful new life with his now steady girlfriend, Marinette. But happily ever after is farther away than he thought. Someone from his past is haunting him now and they are none too pleased with his newfound happiness. Now he needs to stop them before everything he worked for is taken away.

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    John Faustus and Mephisto find ways to celebrate together

    ty to Absynthe for the beta

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    Hydra en a après les Winchester, et les poursuit maintenant depuis des années. Habitués à être recherchés, ils avaient réussi à échapper au gouvernement et à l'organisation criminelle tout ce temps. Evidemment, c'est comme toujours la malédiction pesant sur leur famille qui les a trahis, noyant leur chance. Une fois de plus, ils étaient séparés. Et leurs ennemis allaient apprendre ce qu'il en coûte de s'en prendre aux frères Winchester.

    Supernatural et l'univers de Marvel ne m'appartiennent pas.

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    An alternate ending to Path of a Rebel.

    Rey has chosen to kiss Kylo, who always took from others and pretended to be the victim, turing her back to someone who had actually been taken from his family and was abused by his jailers.

    Finn, fed up with her, leaves her.

    Meanwhile, Leah's short moments of glory are over for a long time. She is alone, as she always was in her life before she met Kitty, Nicky and Dex, and then Finn.

    She has no company, everyone hates her, she is in a cell, humiliated and alone.

    But she won't cry. She is used to it.

    Life is not fair for them. They always tried tp stand up for others, only to be pushed aside, abused and called selfish.

    But it failed to bring them down.

    Act 1: Greece (Chapters 1-12)
    Act 2: Egypt (Chapters 13-?)

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    Still blindly following Clave orders, Alec infuriates Magnus and gets kicked out of the loft. Magnus nurses his emotional wounds and Dot shows up. Lots of vodka, emotional upheaval, and recently compromised state with Azazael lead the doorway open for an unwelcome visit from one of Magnus's many uncles, A Prince of Hell, Samael -- with a personal agenda against Magnus and everything he holds dear. Alec unwittingly gets caught in the middle. This doesn't bode well for either of them in the (tumultous) aftermath.

    Canon divergent season 2 episode 13

     

    CHAPTER 16 UPDATED

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    guard·i·an an·gel
    /ˈɡärdēən ˈˌānjəl/
    noun

    a spirit that is believed to watch over and protect a person or place.

     

    Life is difficult, but not when you have your closest companion by your side. Who cares if it happens to be your pet?

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    Astraea “Rae” Everston is a Wiccan with a fairly normal life, till all of it goes to shit and the Winchester boys stumble right into it. Parents dead and her twin brother Arden cursed, she needs their help, and maybe she and Sam find something along the way.

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    Aziraphale is given a new mission from God. Crowley is fed up with that infernal woman's meddling. The Angels are begrudgingly following God's orders while Demons attempt to fuck them over at every turn. It's a stressful pregnancy, but Aziraphale is going to make the best of it, damn it!

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    Demon Slayers. Killing demons and protecting people, that's what their purpose is, and Maiko knew it very well. However, their slashes and swings always looked so violent, so rough and bold. Some of them smiled even as they struck their enemies down. She didn't want to become intimidating and feared, and so, she never had any reason to pursue that profession. Until an adventure with her friend dragged on too long, and the sun no longer shielded them from the dangers that the moon brought along with his presence.

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    A story about the first user and inventor of the Breath of Dance.

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    Zenitsu Agatsuma owes a heavy dept to the Magistrate, the enigmatic group of powerful mages who keep the peace and control most goings-on within the land. To pay off what he owes he's contracted to work at a guild house in the countryside where he's to obey every command and keep his opinions to himself.

    There he makes enemies, friends and finds himself at odds with the magic he may or may not have within him.

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    "If you want to survive, you must learn the rules and realize that sometimes, sacrifices are necessary." - First Enchanter Irving

    The story of Rhian Amell from Origins to the mage uprising in Kirkwall, her relationship with a templar, and the price of staying ahead of her own demons.

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    When the world starts to fall apart around you, what would you do to save the ones you love?

    The lives of six teenagers drastically change as they find themselves in over their heads, and have to learn how to survive in their new world.

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    Alternatively titled: Five Ways Sir Pentious Didn’t Get the Girl, and One Time She Got Him Instead

    The last thing Angel Dust expected when he woke up strapped to a table was that his good pal Edgelord needed advice on wooing an old buddy of his, but never let it be said that Angel stood in the way of a man looking to get some (sorry, to “court a lovely young woman”).

    Sir Pentious may not live to regret his life choices, but at least he’ll die with style!

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    I am the Darkness.

    I am the cold breath across your skin, 

    I am the darkness plaguing your heart. 

    No one can resist me, no one can escape my grasp. 

    All except one. 

    His body moves like the waves on the ocean; uncontrollable and unpredictable. 

    Those swift movements entrance me, eyes easily pulling me in deeper.

    With the sweet taste of his lips on mine I never even realized,

    He was the Light and I was caught in his embrace. 

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    Hux is an angel. When he gets trapped on earth due to a broken wing, he's taken in by a mysterious man who seems to be more than he's letting on.

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    In a world where Magic exists alongside mankind there are many schools that exist to educate people on how to properly use it be it for living our daily lives or for the sake of protecting the world with it but out of all these schools exists one named Garladia Academy a place known for making some of the best Mages in the world but the hero of this story is no such Mage enter Ren Akanami a boy who despite being a member of Garladia Academy is considered the worst Mage in history but that's not going to stop him from trying becoming the Magister the highest rank a Mage can reach although along the way he'll struggle and fall but rise again and again till he reaches his goal with the help of his allies and loved ones.

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    If Dave won't let Satina give herself brain freeze, then she WILL give him brain death for sure

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    Diarmuid Ua Duibhne wished a curse on the Grail and all who sought it, damning himself in the process. In Hell's Lobby, he is approached by a strange woman. Not strung in by his love spot, she proposes an orchestrated battle royale among the damned. With his soul at stake, and salvation as his reward- he takes the opportunity for redemption- one, final time.

    A story of mending emotions, a battle royal style tournament with unexpected twists, deceit and trust, fate lore, and finding what you're missing within someone else.

    Based off the LN's final lines in Dia's tragic death;
    "He screamed curses until the final moment when he disappeared. There was no longer the glorious figure of a Heroic Spirit, but only an evil spirit roaring with resentment."

    Give me a shot! I promise effort is going into this! Hopefully you'll enjoy!

    Feel free to let me know of any fate character issues. I am trying to have this as like to the characters as possible- so any issues will be corrected! Thank you to SaintKira for the help on fixing some of these problems and helping me adjust the ideas of the story!

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    All Hell's broken loose.

    Literally

    This is the full story behind the oneshot I wrote in my Aaron Burr x Hamilsquad series.

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