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    Author's Abstract: First installment of a multi-part fic focusing on Alastor/OFC from 1932 on; heavy on the character development and exploration of trauma/power; slow burn through and through; untagged themes: family angst, pregnancy, postpartum coping, child loss and grief/mourning

    Summary: Hermila was not born to be this. This is not her innate nature. But, what happened to her can hardly be deemed nurture. She was thrown into the crucible, melted by the world’s cruelty, and formed into something new, something different, something in the image of what unmade her. Her misery attracted attention, however, scented on the winds. It was not wasted. It drew to her a kindred spirit who ensured that, once the heat had melted her down, she was forged into an efficient, ruthless weapon, never to be used against her will again.
    And then, she went to Hell. For some reason, the men treated her better there...

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    "The Sun loved the Moon so much he died every night to let her breathe."

    AU-ish--Dean and Mavis have made amends and the Winchesters are hunting with Mavis Singer in Part 6 in the Veridicality Series. It begins directly after Give Up the Ghost and will take us through the end of Season 2.

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    Due to tight housing conditions on the surface, Sans accepts a desperate, last minute offer to shack up inside of this old radio station in the mountains temporarily. It's a bit of an awkward fit, but it's a roof and Sans isn't going to couch surf with Paps anymore now that he and Grillby are official. He'd like to keep the image of his brothers innocence, thank you very much.

    And Sans honestly didn't realize how much of a steal he got. The building is perfectly reserved. There's this old radio room that Sans swears is full of vintage, classic 1900's shit. Of course it doesn't take long for the part time stand up comedian and part time scientist to throw on the old equipment and see if he can take a crack at it. What he doesn't expect is some jolly, charismatic dick to be on the other receiving end once it's up and running.

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    In a world where the celestial bureaucracy of Heaven and Hell has grown even more rigid and dogmatic, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves increasingly at odds with their respective realms. The story begins with a new decree from both sides: a final operation to cleanse Earth of its supposed impurities, aiming to reset the balance and enforce a strict separation between the celestial and the earthly. This operation threatens not just humanity but the very essence of Crowley and Aziraphale's unique bond.

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    When you’re young, you believe everything. When you’re taught what to believe from the time you’re a baby to the time you’re eighteen, are you going to ever suspect something? How could it be, where you’ve lived for so long has strange things roaming its halls? When the person taking care of you isn’t who they say they are, and you’re trapped, how do you get out? Well, maybe this wasn’t the way they should have done it, but it was the way it was done regardless.

    or, a 'the promised neverland stray kids au'

    (secrets of wysteria by steampianist fits the vibe of this fic.)

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    What do you get when a hat , a triangle and a deer wake up in the middle of nowhere a few miles away from Las Vegas, the city of sin and pleasure?

    Sounds like a bad opening to a bad joke , but hey the punchline is even worst! There's gonna be bloodshed, generous amounts of singing , rivalry and even through their demons and had killed an unholy amount of lives in total will never treat a lady wrong-well Al wouldn't, black hat wouldn't give them the time of day and Bill I bet ten bucks he's an obnoxious flirt that actually wins a few over.

    Updates whenever so make sure you have your appetite for mayhem , murder, and chaos ready!

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    A crossover collaboration between myself and WriteAnon. A crossover between Panty and Stocking and Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss.

    Vortex just wanted a smoke break. He didn't expect for this green jumpsuit wearing Geek Boy to fall into Hell and cause chaos all over.

    Little did he know he would be instrumental in the life of Briefers "Brief" Rock.

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    “Get Some
    Pull up the ladder when the flood comes
    Throw enough rope until the legs have swung
    Seven new ways that you can eat your young.”

    Eat Your Young by Hozier

    When the sovereign city of Nocturn is locked in a civil war and their weapon disappears, hell breaks loose in the City of Evernight. After a failed attempt on Vesta’s life, she fled to Pentagram City in the South. Along the way, she witnessed the (in)famous television broadcast of The Princess of Hell’s passion project. Despite her orders from her friends, she went to the hotel in hopes to find safety.

    However, she encounters an odd cast of the hotel staff and its patients: The Princess of Hell, her girlfriend, a gambling alcoholic cat demon, a small and quirky maid, a famous pornstar spider demon that resides as a patient, and the eccentric overlord of radio. Follow along for the (mis)adventures and events of a former assassin vampire looking for retirement. But, her afterlife will never let her have it.

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    Epilogue

    (Hazbin Hotel Characters belong to Vivziepop & A24)
    (OCs and Nocturn belong to me)

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    “Al…?” Charlie asked softly, after their newest guest had taken his room key to slither off towards the elevators. “You good?”

    “Oh, quite keen!” Her partner's eyes didn’t leave the form of the departing sinner. “Nothing to worry your darling little head about.”

    Charlie chewed at her bottom lip. “You’re sure?” she pushed. “Cause if you’re not…” She brushed a loose strand of hair behind her ear, and a touch of nervousness fluttered in her stomach. “If you need to… hunt…”


    After ten years together, Charlie knows when her lover has to work off some of his more pent-up demonic aggression with a midnight hunt.

    Luckily for the Princess of Hell, she's immortal, and can take it.

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    Lumilla Ventress is an older woman who has seen the dark side of the world too many times to count. She had become the Head Exorcist of the Catholic Church in Italy, becoming well known as the undefeated Saint Laurelia. Her last case, however, became the one that will haunt her for the rest of her years. When she is thrown from the church for breaking one of their Cardinal Rules, she wanders for months before she decides to answer the ad to become a maid in Lady Alcina Dimitrescu's castle.

    She has been one of the maids at Castle Dimitrescu for the last three years, and is constantly haunted by the last case she ran. Will Alcina Dimitrescu be able to worm her way into her heart and chase her demons away when she's seen literal demons and devils and lived to tell the tale? When her co-maids decide one night to summon a demon into their home, there is a lot of chaos before two of the Exorcists that Lumilla trained is sent to help the residents of Castle Dimitrescu out. When the demon proves to be too powerful for the two priests sent, Lumilla is once more called to action.

    Will she be able to handle this case, or will she fall prey to the demon that has been causing so much trouble in her home?

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    “Get out of Blüdhaven.” Nightwing ordered harshly as he ripped himself away from John and stalked across the warehouse. He carelessly stepped over the unconscious bodies of hired men before snatching up what was presumably one of his weapons.

    “Sorry, darling, but I’m here on business. Can’t leave til it’s sorted.” Constantine dropped his hands in his jacket pockets as he turned around to watch the vigilante.

    Nightwing grabbed his other escrima stick and holstered them both on his back. “It’s not your business.”

    “They’re demons.” John said bluntly. “Unless you and your brood have become quite practiced at demon hunting without me knowing - which, let's face it, is rather unlikely - then it certainly is my business.”

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    Emily and Charlie want to save sinners, but one must know; that the pathway to Hell is paved on good intentions, desire, and betrayal.

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    The story of demon slayer Jutaro trying desperately to save his sister Nezuko from the cruelty of her own demonic nature by turning her human again

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    Scarlet is looking forward to her punishment this time, given out by the queen of demons.
    --
    "Hell" prompt for Femslash February 2024 Bingo.

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    "Crowley! Please!" Aziraphale repeated. A mixture of desperate and assertive. Crowley held his breath and tried not to move a muscle, since it seemed the slightest movement would launch him into agony. "Just - open the door! You're frightening me."

    The angel cruelly knew the exact buttons to push. Crowley's chest ached and he couldn't tell if it was his abused ribs, or just burning guilt.

    If he was smart, he'd stay exactly where he was. He wouldn't make another noise. He'd wait until Aziraphale got annoyed with his stubbornness and left, and then he'd put himself to bed the minute he could drag himself across the floor without being heard.

    But he wasn't smart. He was desperate.

    He just wanted to see him.

     

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    Crowley recieves a demonic beat-down for his good deeds and has a lot of trouble allowing Aziraphale to help him afterward.

    (Please read note at the beginning.)

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    "I want you to kill my ex-husband," the sweet old lady said, voice creaking.

    Blitzø put his feet up on his desk and leaned back. "You know once we do this, he'll be down here in hell with you."

    The old woman straightened up a bit. "He is already in hell. He was an angel but he failed and paid such a price. Before that he was human. I think he failed that too, but I have the unpopular opinion. It's been a long time since I've seen him."

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    In this AU, overlords of hell still collect human souls – only this time among the living.

    It doesn't make much difference for Angel Dust though. He made some unfortunate choices in his youth, and now he has to pay for them. For eternity.

    One day, he's approached by yet another demon – and his trustworthy henchman (or is it partner?) - who has an offer for him. One that might lead to Angel escaping his horrible life, something he'd never though possible. He accepts, with no idea of the consequences that will follow.

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    ***THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RAPE IN THIS STORY! ONLY NON-CONSENTUAL KISSING! I WANT TO MAKE THAT VERY CLEAR!***

    Blanca, a new freshman at a school for guardian angels, is shy, naïve, and weak. But after learning that a demon has infiltrated the school, she has to make people believe her before her chances of graduating are ruined. But there's an even bigger threat at play, under everyone's noses... even the demons. Can they beat it back and save their worlds from total destruction before it's too late?

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    This is an alternative universe where demons can be familiar to witches or wizards to assist and, most of all, as protectors. Witches and wizards can create pacts with demons.

    Adding on as I go.

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    When the newest uprising extermination occurs, Enid Sinclair the Princess of Hell needs to do whatever she can do to save her people, even if that means a war against Heaven & Hell.

    In the mist of it all, the Head and most undeniable powerful Overlord on the hierarchy flooring of Hell, being tied onto a leash by the queen of Hell herself, Wednesday has no choice but to protect and follow her side of the deal.

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