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    A fic made for fun about the inhabitants of Midnight City.

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    You don't always see every way that people show they love each other

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    "We're posing as a couple to get in," you start. You swear his eyes widen ever so slightly. "Then we're gonna shmooze our way close to the jewels and let Box and Deuce in while we keep an eye for things going wrong. Then they'll wait for us in the getaway van. That's it, easy peasy."

    Well, it would be easy if you weren't actually in love with Droog.

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    You meet the newling God of Spring atop a mountain with the others, at his presentation. He leers from behind Summer skirts. His fingers are claws. He is older than you thought- she has hidden him away. Difficult enough to hide a god at all, let alone one now in his prime. You suspect there is a reason for it; you don’t particularly care for the reason. The fruit on the table ripens to the point of bursting and then over, sweetness gone sour. Your rot takes care of the rest.

    They disintegrate to festering nothing.

    (This is only the beginning.)

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    Kinktober 2020!

    1. Bro/Eridan (TW: BDSM without a safeword)
    2. Condesce/Alpha Dave (TW: Noncon, sex slavery)
    3. Davesprite/John Egbert
    4. Cronus/Psiioniic
    5. Dave Strider/Equius (TW: mild body horror, picking)
    6. Feferi Peixes/Equius
    7. Darkleer/GHB (TW: dubcon, violence)
    8. Chixie Roixmr/Marvus Xoloto
    9. Davepetasprite/ARquisprite
    10. Dualscar/Condesce/GHB
    11. Dualscar/Cronus
    12. Latula Pyrope/Porrim Maryam
    13. Equius Zahhak/GHB/Condesce
    14. Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick
    15. Meulin Leijon/Kurloz Makara
    16. Bro/GHB
    17. Beforus Karkat/Cronus Ampora
    18. Aradia Megido/Tavros Nitram
    19. Dave Strider/Jane Crocker
    20. Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
    21. Rose Lalonde/Eridan Ampora
    22. Signless/Dualscar
    23. Cronus Ampora/Damara Megido/Eridan Ampora
    24. Gamzee Makara/Nepeta Leijon
    25. Summoner/Darkleer
    26. Equius Zahhak/Vriska Serket
    27. Chahut Maenad/Skylla Koriga
    28. GHB/Condesce/Karkat Vantas (TW: noncon, mind control)
    29. Jade Harley/Sollux Captor/Mituna Captor
    30. Dave Strider/Momlonde (TW: mommy kink, age gap)
    31. Dirk/Rose/Gamzee

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    155
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    In Earth's Venice, masks were originally made out of waxed cloth, canvas, velvet, lace, leather, and even papier-mâché. They were carefully crafted to represent different figures or perhaps even characters from the famous commedia dell'Arte. The Pierrot, or the Pedrolino, represented a personable, charming and kind individual, who often blamed himself for wrongs never done, and because of his good and trusting nature, he could easily be tricked by others.

    First chapter is SFW, the second chapter is the NSFW version of the same thing.

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    You got no fuckin' clue what Slick tells him, but he's still there when you make your way into the room proper, his hands resting light on the boss's shoulders. Slick's got one hand fisted in his shirt, the other on his hip. 

    You say not to stop on your account, and you're rewarded with a roll of the boss's eyes and a very faint pink on Strider's cheeks. 

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    “Seagulls are agents of pure unhinged chaos and the world needs more of that, so I feed them,” Dirk says, like a complete fucking weirdo.

    “Me and Jeff Goldblum are the only agents of pure unhinged chaos the world needs,” you say, like a totally normal person.

    “What the fuck is wrong with the two of you,” Spades goddamn Slick says, like he’s going to personally bludgeon you both with something.

    You think this is pretty much the tone for the entire evening, to be honest.

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    An unmarked car and a gun and a gag and it wouldn't be a problem, you tell the boss, and there's a thunk and the table shudders as he puts a knife right in it an inch away from your hand. 

    Shut the fuck up already, he says, ain't no need to make a problem and seriously what the fuck is wrong with you that you wanna go make one.

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    You can’t tell if he’s bothered. Point of this whole outing is that you’re gonna get better at telling, you figure, but you’re not too optimistic about it. Not that Slick’d gone and said that, because he’s a slippery fucker who just shoved Strider at you and said you two fuckers get out of my house and don’t come back until late if you don’t want a knife in each of your guts. You don’t think he’d stab both of you over that, but you didn’t get to say that ‘cause the door just got slammed in your face and you’re not the kinda jackass who’ll talk to wood. Strider is, but you got the feeling he hadn’t seen this one coming, so he kept quiet and only stared at it for a long moment before he turned around and started walking.

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    You can pick out a suit and shit for me to wear, Strider says, and I’ll wear it. You’re not sure this is part of any deal. You tell him he’d basically already agreed. Yeah, he says, but I’m only gonna do it if you pick one out for this asshole. He points at the boss, like there's a fourth asshole in the room it could be.

    Oh, you say. You should be more eloquent.

    No hats, he says. He’s not part of the Crew, he says. Wouldn’t be right to wear the hat.

    Yeah, you agree, and you don’t say that you think he would be if he wanted to wear the hat, because you know it ain’t about the hat at all. Instead, you say you’ll introduce ‘em both to your tailor. You tell the boss he’s gotta behave. Slick says fuck you he always behaves, and you think you and Strider nearly roll your eyes at the exact same moment, because he says fuck both of you, he does behave, but the tailor better not put any needles in anywhere else there’ll be a knife in somewhere in return.

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    Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog must complete their sensitivity training or risk losing their Union membership. Meanwhile, Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce and the kids try to beat the heat on the hottest day of summer. Hilarity ensues for both sides of the Crew.
    Humanstuck, not Homestuck compliant and writing just to have fun.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    39
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    8
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    Continued from A Mood of Pessimism, Fatalism and Menace, the Midnight Crew are getting the hell out of dodge.

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    46
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    The Midnight Crew go back to base after a particularly good heist and get drunk.
    Spades Slick, especially.

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    39
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    1
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    It's that time of year again - Kinktober! Chapters are unrelated, warnings will be put as needed.

    1. Equius/Karkat
    2. Aradia/Sollux
    3. Damara/Kankri
    4. Karkat/Kankri
    5. Cronus/Grand Highblood
    6. Jade/Karkat
    7. Caliborn/Dirk/Jane
    8. Rose/Kanaya ft. Dave
    9. Bro/Equius
    10. Porrim/Cronus (Warning: consensual body mod, needles)
    11. Eridan/Sollux (Warning: helmsplay, suicidal ideation)
    12. Bro/Dad Egbert
    13. Damara/Cronus (Warning: soft vore, miniaturisation)
    14. Dualscar/Her Imperious Condescension's voice
    15. Darkleer/Grand Highblood
    16. Spades Slick/Diamond Droog
    17. Cronus/Feferi/Meenah
    18. Grand Highblood/Kankri (Warning: chucklevoodoos)
    19. Dad Egbert/Equius
    20. Grand Highblood/Redglare
    21. Aranea/Kankri (Warning: noncon, mindcontrol)
    22. Dave/Jade/Nepeta
    23. Rose/Equius
    24. Hearts Boxcars/Diamonds Droog
    25. Darkleer/Handmaid
    26. Mituna/Latula/Porrim
    27. Hal/Equius
    28. Terezi/Nepeta
    29. Equius/Tavros, ft Sollux
    30. Equius/Bro/Jade
    31. Gamzee/Sollux

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    309
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    “Don’t apologise. It’s alright to feel.”

    He knew the unspoken response: what if I don’t want to?

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    24
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    Jane Crocker, dutiful follower of her grandmother's wishes, finds herself at the claws of the fearsome Midnight Crew.

    The Felt are panicked. The Crew are cocky. Jane, honestly, is having a great time.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    The love of my life was bleeding to death. Maybe a different idiot would use the circumstances to confess or something, but if that was how I played things, I wouldn’t have still been holding onto my secret. Be pretty stupid for a man in my line of business to say important things on a deathbed.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    35
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    In which the leaders of the Midnight Crew and the Felt respectively decide it's time to pave a new path, and leave their lives behind.

    Language:
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    859
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    14
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    1
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    In which Spades Slick has something to say, and a song to go along with it.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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