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    A collection of other things that fit in this universe.

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    English
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    967
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    17
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    He just looks at you, bows to ghost his lips against the skin there, mottled a dark green on the outsides and a deep, ugly purple near the center. You’re lucky the fucker who did it wasn’t wearing any rings. You were, you saw his teeth fall out like shitty peppermints. The kiss hurts, deeper than skin. Deeper than the bruise.

    He tells you that you have, but not from him, and he’s of a mind to keep it that way.

    Language:
    English
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    1,687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    2
    Hits:
    36
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    There was a time, not so long ago, when the Personal Servitor took a wrong turn.

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    English
    Words:
    41,996
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    712
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    Language:
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    Words:
    11
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    1
    Hits:
    25
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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    English
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    7,718
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    977
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    Kinktober 2020!

    1. Bro/Eridan (TW: BDSM without a safeword)
    2. Condesce/Alpha Dave (TW: Noncon, sex slavery)
    3. Davesprite/John Egbert
    4. Cronus/Psiioniic
    5. Dave Strider/Equius (TW: mild body horror, picking)
    6. Feferi Peixes/Equius
    7. Darkleer/GHB (TW: dubcon, violence)
    8. Chixie Roixmr/Marvus Xoloto
    9. Davepetasprite/ARquisprite
    10. Dualscar/Condesce/GHB
    11. Dualscar/Cronus
    12. Latula Pyrope/Porrim Maryam
    13. Equius Zahhak/GHB/Condesce
    14. Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick
    15. Meulin Leijon/Kurloz Makara
    16. Bro/GHB
    17. Beforus Karkat/Cronus Ampora
    18. Aradia Megido/Tavros Nitram
    19. Dave Strider/Jane Crocker
    20. Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
    21. Rose Lalonde/Eridan Ampora
    22. Signless/Dualscar
    23. Cronus Ampora/Damara Megido/Eridan Ampora
    24. Gamzee Makara/Nepeta Leijon
    25. Summoner/Darkleer
    26. Equius Zahhak/Vriska Serket
    27. Chahut Maenad/Skylla Koriga
    28. GHB/Condesce/Karkat Vantas (TW: noncon, mind control)
    29. Jade Harley/Sollux Captor/Mituna Captor
    30. Dave Strider/Momlonde (TW: mommy kink, age gap)
    31. Dirk/Rose/Gamzee

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    34,667
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    4035
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    English
    Words:
    45,888
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2948
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    Old text idea for a DDPI animatic I'll never do.

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    629
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    40
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    Contrary to what an uninformed rube might think, it's no cakewalk, having your boss strapped to your second-favorite interrogation chair.

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    455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
    Hits:
    57
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    In Earth's Venice, masks were originally made out of waxed cloth, canvas, velvet, lace, leather, and even papier-mâché. They were carefully crafted to represent different figures or perhaps even characters from the famous commedia dell'Arte. The Pierrot, or the Pedrolino, represented a personable, charming and kind individual, who often blamed himself for wrongs never done, and because of his good and trusting nature, he could easily be tricked by others.

    First chapter is SFW, the second chapter is the NSFW version of the same thing.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    20
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

    Language:
    English
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    8,408
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1612
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    Whilst Pickle Inspector was trailing Diamonds Droog, what was happening between Slick and Sleuth?

    A sister fic to 'Mr Suit and Tie.'

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    English
    Words:
    3,282
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91
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    You know you're gonna have to talk soon, and you know you're gonna have to figure out what the fuck to say, 'cause for all the pretense there's something about her that screams ulterior motives. Sure, your whole damn job is ulterior motives, but what that means is that you're the only one who's allowed to have them. 

    Or, Rose promised a visit, and visit she does. It's more of an ambush, really. Jimmies are rustled.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    31
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    Diamonds Droog and Jane Crocker, an unlikely pairing find themselves in a relationship while also dealing with the fact that they are of opposite mafias. They are like Heavy Chocolate and Warm Honey, but it helps and it works. A good girl knows how to make a mafia man happy and Jane fits the bill happily.

    Language:
    English
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    4,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    39
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    Spades Slick has disappeared! Can Hearts Boxcars and Pickle Inspector find him before time runs out? Can they come together to save Slick and the lives of Team Sleuth? Can something more grow between them, or must they set aside love to go on with life in Midnight City?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,176
    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    645
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    Midnight City spawned from the ashes, forged by dark magic and uncontested will. Spades Slick was its undisputed kingpin, and Lord English his ultimate enemy. Unfortunately, fate isn't kind to the inhabitants of this semi-prosperous metropolis, and the shadows that lie beyond the Furthest Ring have plans for these unsuspecting mobsters.

    You should never put all your cards on the table. You might lose a hand or two.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,151
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1045
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    The Handmaid and Diamond's Droog cant keep their hands off each other after pulling off a job together as a couple

    Language:
    English
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    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
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    170
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    Quarters wakes up beaten, bloodied, and bruised in a holding cell. He can barely remember what happened to him, or why the Felt hasn't shown up to break him out of another mistake. But his captors expect a better answer then "I don't know" from him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,924
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
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    94
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    You got no fuckin' clue what Slick tells him, but he's still there when you make your way into the room proper, his hands resting light on the boss's shoulders. Slick's got one hand fisted in his shirt, the other on his hip. 

    You say not to stop on your account, and you're rewarded with a roll of the boss's eyes and a very faint pink on Strider's cheeks. 

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,199
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    155
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    “Seagulls are agents of pure unhinged chaos and the world needs more of that, so I feed them,” Dirk says, like a complete fucking weirdo.

    “Me and Jeff Goldblum are the only agents of pure unhinged chaos the world needs,” you say, like a totally normal person.

    “What the fuck is wrong with the two of you,” Spades goddamn Slick says, like he’s going to personally bludgeon you both with something.

    You think this is pretty much the tone for the entire evening, to be honest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,818
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    130

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