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    A discovery is made during a high-profile job, and 47 and Diana uncover yet another meglomaniac with a plan to acquire power in unacceptable ways. (What are summaries...?)
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    (So I recently fell into this Hitman hole, and for the first time in too many months, my brain gave me words to write. But not for anything I already have going. This is my desperate attempt to throw enough words into this Hitman hole to be able to get out of it again and go back to writing other things. I'm so sorry.)

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    Knowing your enemy is only half the victory, you also have to know yourself. Diana Burnwood and her agent are working on it.

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    6/?
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    "That is your target, Marco Abiatti," she says as the politician walks past her agent, just as he leaves the range of her camera.

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    Agent 47 is a shell of a person, and you’re a shadow of a person you once were.
    But the one thing that binds you to him is the knowledge of how to kill to any length.
    It’s all you both have ever known, and all you’ll ever know.

    Fate causes the world’s two deadliest assassins to form an improbable alliance kindled by the need to take down an unforeseen, common enemy.

    Plagued by demons from the past and other emotions neither of you should be feeling, fulfilling your mission might prove harder than originally intended.

    Despite sharing a trade, it’s not like you are made in each other’s likeness.

    *

    [Agent 47 x Female Reader]

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    Tidied up versions of the ficlets I write while in the bath from prompts sent to my tumblr ask box, because tumblr is ephemeral but fic deserves to be eternal.
    10/03/21: dom!47/sub!Diana but-not-really added.
    12/03/21: added absolution shower (not that one), innuendo, and a steak side.
    21/03/21: added relationship advice. 47 does a quiz and accidentally develops a feeling!
    25/03/21: added Diana listening in on some private time
    05/04/21: added comfort riding on a train, HAVEN island undercover married sex and demon Diana.

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    One escaped, the other caught; both bound to the shadows forever. She wonders whether Lucas ever wanted to quit, to stop looking, to put it all behind him; or whether revenge had propelled him ever on toward a singular goal. She wonders, too, whether revenge is all there is to it.

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    1/?
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    2 years after the fall of Providence, the infamous 47 and his handler, Diana Burnwood, formed an independent agency of their own, taking their previous careers into their own initiative. Together they swore to eliminate the backhands of the world, to ensure things like Providence never rise to power again. Under their own agency, life went on.

    But then, all had to change when a Number 74 appeared...

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    47 wants to stay in bed and hide from the truth a little longer, but temptation lingers.

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    It's the slightest hitch in Diana's voice over the secure communication line that tells him something has happened. A lesser man wouldn't have noticed, but he knows her too well. 

    She's hurt.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    47 prepares for a mission in Sapienza and indulges in the fantasy of enjoying Diana's company.

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    A mission goes wrong, and a line is crossed.

    When a mission in the alps goes awry, 47 and Diana are forced into proximity with one another. The days that follow will irrevocably change a nearly two-decade companionship. But the past cannot be undone, and they must learn to move forward with the consequences of their actions.

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    4/5
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    The bad ending, reimagined.

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    Set two years after the events of Hitman 3, Diana and her former agent have set out on a work / business / vacation trip to Costa Rica to uncover a lead that may help them, but things get strange very fast, and it might be their lives on the line this time.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    28
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    1
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    He is given the location of another cabin and he knows she's not going to be there, so he walks up a little more leisurely this time than he remembers the first. Still, he can't quite stamp out that stubborn moment of excitement; can only fight not to betray it to the outside world. As he finds the stashed key and unlocks and opens the door, he fully expects to find nothing but subtle traces of her presence: a hint of her perfume on the air, magazines and books arranged just so on the coffee table. A sat phone and a file, waiting for him. A lingering touch, just as when she'd laid her hand on his in Mendoza. A play for trust, it was all she'd ever asked of him in so many words.

    He'd give her anything.

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    Diana finds herself in pleasant company at the Burj Al-Ghazali.

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    47 and Grey are tasked with fetching some medicine for Diana, who has come down with the flu. But when Providence cronies are about, what lengths will they go to to pass undetected?

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    Diana Burnwood and her Agent must tell their version of events to Erich Soders, after a mishap during a hit lands them in hot water, the problem is... Diana and 47 have wildly different interpretations of what went on.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    12
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    原名《馋与老男人保养艺术》,后来觉得太没品就算了。
    基于游戏最新作,可能ooc肯定会剧透,未通关者谨慎观看。
    以后会逐步用英文翻译章节和改写,以照顾可能存在的其他语种读者。
    English version will be translated and post soon, depends on my English-writting skills.
    Thank you for reading my work! I hope all of you could enjoy it.

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    After receiving an unusual gift from 47, Diana decides that the two are going to try something new...

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    1/1
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    6
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    42
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    2
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    Diana and 47 talk about choice and freedom in the cabin where it started.

    Includes references to the legendary "even steak don't cry" by cicak (aka the one with the F#ck Cabin).

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    184

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