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    2005. Ten years after the bombs fell and the nation fractured. Ten years, give or take, since the end of the fucking world.

    No Man’s Land. Stranded and desperate after a job gone wrong, Patrick and the rest of his scrap rat crew are running out of options and running out of time. When a last-chance supply run leads him straight to the most wanted man in California, can it turn their luck around? Or will he only spell their doom?

    Some ghosts you can’t outrun.

    (Updates: Wednesday/Saturday)

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    One off story involving two of HyperFlannel’s OCs, Green and Chloe! While Green waits for a customer, Chloe indulges her friend with a sword swallowing trick the two will never forget.

    This story contains futanari and oral sex, do NOT view it if you are under 18!

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    Just two Asgardian studs putting their dicks inside of butts. The usual. Nothing to see here.

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    In the town of Riverdale there are a great variety of men, most of them being really hot, but what makes them more interesting and attractive from each other is their differences. Who has the biggest penis? Who is hairier? Who is older?

    Each chapter explores a physical difference between two or more male characters in an different sexual story:
    -Chapter One: Who has the biggest dick? (Reggie and Fangs)
    -Chapter Two: Who has the hairiest body? (FP and Archie)
    -Chapter Three: Who has the best bubble ass? (Jughead and Sweet Pea)
    -Chapter Four: Who has the strongest odor? (Kevin and Moose)

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    Six poor bastards must take on My Inner Life: the single most infamous Legend of Zelda fanfic.

    Join Link, Zelda, Midna, Ghirahim, Ganondorf (who in true MST fashion will be trying to keep his sanity with the help of an aforementioned robot friend), and, of course, the Happy Mask Salesman, Interdimensional Man of Mystery, as they witness the horror of bad fanfiction.

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    5/?
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    In a bizarre turn of events, the world has returned to a quirkless society but with an unexpected development. The emergence of the omegaverse! With a new social order and understanding for dynamics, our former heroes try and navigate just what it means exactly to be Alpha, Omega, or Beta. No one learns this better than Bakugou Katsuki and Todoroki Shouto.

    -or-

    An unexpected romantic comedy stocked full with all the TodoBaku social constipation and shenanigans that makes them...well, them.

     

    "Ugh! I hate you! You're so disgusting."

     "You thought that was disgusting? I can show you real disgusting-"

     "-please don't. Truly. I'm sorry about the carpet, I'll even vacuum for you if you promise to never do that again. Ever." Katsuki snorted and then smirked down at him wholeheartedly amused.

     "You're a damn lightweight, Halfie."

     "Why, because I'm not crude and barbaric?"

     "See, it's this right here that makes me think you didn't learn your lesson, shit stain. You're awfully mouthy for someone in your current position."

     "What, under a brutish swine?"

     "The fuck you just say?!"

     " Brrruuuutish swiiiiiiine. "

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    This world is so not fair.

    Not fair only for omegas like me, of course. But that doesn’t mean that I’m going to act all docile like they all do. I’ll fight against it, against the alphas, against the whole world and I won’t lose myself.

    But then, why is it so easy for me to get lost into the intense stare of such a ruffled blue eyed alpha?

    Damn him.

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    14/?
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    A collection of every story I wrote in 2020.

    Part two of this series, in which we are traveling back in time from 2021 to 2015 when I first started writing stories.

    This book has seven stories from the Game Grumps fandom, one of which includes the game A Way Out, and two stories from the Supernatural fandom.

    As we travel back in time, the majority of fandoms will range from Supernatural, Game Grumps, Star Wars, and original works, so I hope you will stick around for those :)

    Each year will be a separate book, all of which have a table of contents with summaries for each story, when they were written, how many parts each has, and what chapters of this book those parts are located in :)

    Updates every other day!

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    Abstract:
    As any reader who completed their education at the Prydonian academy will be well aware, there is a persistent myth pertaining to regeneration into repeated male-presenting bodies. This paper seeks the truth of this matter, and is reporting the results of a long and carefully-recorded study.

    (REVISION ONE)

    (EDITS PENDING: 4072)

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    Ever since class 1-A graduated the crime rate has driven through the roof. especially with the news of the new mysterious villain Deku and his partner Frostbite who reunited the villain community as one under his reign.

    Izuku is claimed the most dangerous villain after AFO's fall. Shoto is a failed Nomu transfusion experiment leaving him half-human half thirsty for blood killer monster.

    Izuku and his 'pet' are determined to crush hero society between their fingers.

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    A ZaintSee history in a world where Magic is real and demons live hiding among humans.
    Rating and tags might change as the story progresses. Please check story tags for trigger warnings, in case I forget to add them when they come up in specific chapters.

    "Once upon a time, they weren't called demons. Once upon a time, they weren't hiding what they were from humans. They were mages and wizards and sorcerers, and magic flowed through their veins unhindered, their dark red blood infused with ancient power. Once upon a time, humans needed them, not the other way around."

    "The best parties, of course, were the ones that TV stars and music idols had behind closed doors, after the fans were properly pleased and pampered with some flashy, sparkly live performance. Drunk on the joy and adoration of the fans even before the first champagne bottle was opened, the demons quickly became addicted to this form of magic."

    "And boy, did some demons love to party!"

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    Seokjin makes a latte for Yoongi but the art looks a little... questionable, to say the least.

    “Do you take constructive criticism?”
    “I only take cash.”

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    Inspired by SawsbuckCoffee and other author's headcanons.

    My name is Crimson Glynn, and I'm not a girl. For years, I've kept all of my step-brother Ash's secrets, and he's kept mine. He's transferring to a place I know I won't succeed in, but it's okay, because I'll get to see him smile again.

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    Even doesn’t really need a bot.

    What he needs is an actor. One who won’t bitch about the concept or the lighting or quit suddenly to follow a hook-up to Barcelona.

    He won’t be cruel or irresponsible. Even just has to make some films again soon before he forgets how or gets too scared to.

    Later on, when the Bot is sitting on the living room couch, one hand, soft and unexpectedly gentle, at his thigh, Even will think, shit.

    It’s more than that.

    He’d been lonely.

    (An Evak Botfic AU A love story)

     

    *COMPLETED 6.6.21*

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    Izumi Midoriya, the sister of the rising Pro-Hero Deku, is a vigilante. While on a mission, shadowing her brother, flames come and disturb that shadow. This is all because of the lack of hesitation on Izumi's part, or was it sheer desire?

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    Tommy opens his mouth to speak when the doorbell chimes. Tommy and Tubbo look across the cafe to see who entered, and Tommy scowls. George follows his gaze and sees two men, one very tall and lean and attractive and- George shakes the thoughts out of his head. He’s at work for fuck’s sake. The other man was slightly shorter with a strong build and brown hair. George looks back to the taller and immediately meets sharp eyes. Shit. George feels heat rush to his face. This wasn’t supposed to happen.

     

    or...
    Sleepy Bois Coffee has just hired George, a computer science major taking a year abroad in America. The family owned business is chaotic and fun, and George is enjoying his new workplace until a certain regular makes things a bit more complicated.

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.
    Basically it's a rambling, never ending DaveKat roller coaster in which I pretend there's some real plot behind it all. It's a story where two boys fall in love and they just keep on living and loving together. That's it. That's the whole fic.

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    23/?
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    The Known Galaxy is huge. It is encompassing many different habitable planets, bases and space stations populated by a multitude of species forming a large variety of biomes and cultures - experienced through the eyes, ears and antennae of Zekra and Arqeez, a foul-mouthed Serkanian pilot of a decrepit spaceship and ger Idrath companion, who is as stupid as he is horny.

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    12/?
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    Quotes I Do Instead Of School

    By, Dippy.

    He/They

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Richie Tozier suffers.
    Too scared to let anybody know, too scared to face the tsunami of chaos inside of him which towers over him like a big shadow.
    He only ever runs away. Keeps it a secret. Bottled up.
    He thinks nobody notices his tired eyes, his red, scratched open knuckles, the bruises he wears to school every now and then.
    But he is not unnoticed.
    Because,
    Eddie Kaspbrak does. He does notice it.
    The boy who means the world to him. The only person who could possibly save his heart from rotting.
    And when Richie thinks he's all alone with his cigarette, suffering in silence while nobody notices, Eddie is there.
    And he makes a promise.

    Or, in which Richie is depressed and too scared to tell anybody until the surface he tries to keep up, cracks and he breaks down.
    In which Eddie is his life saver, his only hope.
    -----
    (Read the Tags for disclaimer and possible Triggers: this fiction will discuss serious mental health issues and will also contain explicit underage but ofc consensual sexual activities, the characters are aged up to 16/17 years)

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    4/?
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    53
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    8
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