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    Look, I’m not saying Tom’s totally gay for Tord. I’m just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom’s not gay. Nope.

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    26/34
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    310
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    815
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    This was not how I was expecting my day to go, I knew that I should have listened to my sister.

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    229
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    54
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    Mahilig si Atsumu sa lumpia.

    Language:
    Filipino
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    73
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    When fresh-faced, newly trained F.B.I agent Hugo Blake is reassigned to work for the B.P.R.D as Hellboy's new field partner things are off to a very rocky start. They can't seem to get along, despite efforts and the tension only seems to be getting worse, making missions harder and harder.

    As a new world-ending threat emerges and begins to rise rapidly in New Orleans the two must learn to put their differences aside or risk humanity's extinction. If they don't kill each other first... Just why ARE they so tense around one another?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    Even the darkest night cannot conquer the sun.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    698
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    ༶★༶❀༶★༶

    There, across the room, was himself. Not a reflection, a completely separate body… his body. The body that he was supposed to be in…? His eyes… the ones his body had… the irises were a soft, chocolate brown, not his normal vibrant green.
    The other person must have noticed the same for their body, because the other Izuku suddenly started scrutinizing Izuku… er, the other person was scrutinizing their body, before a confused, soft, "D… D-Deku-kun…?" escaped his body's throat.
    There was only one person with those colored eyes that called him that with that earnest tone… a-and if she was in his body… o-oh God…

    ༶★༶❀༶★༶

    Izuku and Ochaco both get caught up in the effects of an unfortunate Quirk. Now the two will be forced to really get to know one another…
    However, this isn't what they had in mind…

    ༶★༶❀༶★༶

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    74
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1157
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    This is a story based on a prompt submitted to @reylo_prompts on Twitter:

    I really need an office AU where Ben and Rey are office rivals pranking each other, & she sends him a glitter bomb. Bc I would LOVE to read Ben freaking the f out covered in beautiful, sparkling glitter!

    (Glitter Bomb is coming, I promise! Just not in Chapter 1)

    Read on for some laughs and some smut.

    Edit: This is turning into a collection of smutty scenarios with different ships. Enjoy! :-)

    Language:
    English
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    11,949
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    318
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3989
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    In a world where magic exists, a knight of the Dragon Slayers Order has to embrace his newly found power given by the enemy and use it against evil, the price? his memories and his loved one's trust.

    Language:
    English
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    20,234
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    691
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    Poor Sherry has her work cut out mediating the others in her group chat. All she wants is for everyone to be friends, but they have different ideas.

    Language:
    English
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    11,971
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    711
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    Moving into her new Boston apartment, Alex is looking to start fresh with her life. She has no idea where things will take her but with her friend Tanner by her side... things might get interesting.
    (Alex's first day of move in starts with a bang, seeing a naked guy standing in the apartment hall.)

    Tanner's job is a sports reporter for The New York Giants. In the off season Tanner is forced to do whatever Alex asks of her. When she happens to be in Boston for something work related, Alex convinces her to help her move into her apartment. (Who knew a naked neighbor was on the greeting card.)

    {That is a shit opener... I have been working on this for years and had to do major editing, so a summary wasn't prepared yet... I might change it later.}

    Language:
    English
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    4,247
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    20
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    1
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    7
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    A witcher's job is simple: take contracts, slay monsters, profit. Alec is a wandering young witcher, nearing his wits' end, when he happens on a contract almost too good to be true. The catch is that the job comes with a partner: the beautiful, troublesome Magnus, who seems too wise to Alec's secrets, but keeps many of his own.

    Together they hunt monsters—and fall in love.

    (A Shadowhunters/The Witcher fusion. No knowledge of either canon necessary.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,193
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    380
    Kudos:
    376
    Bookmarks:
    100
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    Three and a half years into her banishment from Asgard, Ele is learning to live a life without her dark prince. Robbed of her memories and thrust into hard times, she must try to put together the pieces of her life after Loki. Despite her best efforts, these last few years have been full of obstacles that threaten to break her spirits.Then one green-eyed stranger takes an interest. The fallen prince has sought out his ladylove and will stop at nothing to reclaim what was stolen from him. This is the start of their journey...

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    352,838
    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
    433
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    13127
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    Junmyeon is one of the few who can reach the Windward Island, home of Physician to the Gods, Oh Sehun. Something something, there’s jacking off and smut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,728
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1199
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    After moving to a new prefecture, our deeply-flawed heroine experiences the trials and tribulations of being the new girl while also getting over everything she left behind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,158
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    662
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    For an unclear reason, Charlie starts writing MacDennis smut.
    Fuckery ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,269
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    276
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    I got bored so here's a thing. I hope you kiddies like it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    112
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    A canon compliant story about a relationship in all its twisted, and wholesome glory.

    There's nothing between them, even if there was, treat it as such. Irrelevant.

    Slow burn, starts when they just recently met

    [December 27 update: A very special chapter is out *wink* *wink*]

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    25,335
    Chapters:
    13/17
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    591
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    mccrees really hungy. he wqants some mocdolants. he meets a weird ass dragon man and his dead brother on the way and they have many fun shnenanigans together

    inspired by https://archiveofourown.org/works/8560288 <33333

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,462
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    999
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    Snow falls upon Lotus Pier. Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian take advantage of the weather to have some fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    199
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    The self insert OCS get lost in the desert and go to ask for help reading the map.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,876
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Hits:
    64

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