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Keep Boredom at Bay by KandiSheek
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jan 2020
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One slip of his thumb means that Tony has now texted a picture of his dick to Captain America instead of his casual hookup. Which is just as well because the guy hates him anyways.
It's certainly the weirdest way he's ever managed to break the ice.
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In case you didn't guess by the tags, this is a whole heap of Douchifer porn.
Also known as, Dan gets to spend the whole weekend with his new boyfriend Lucifer.
Love and servitude and torture ensue, and they both have a fantastic time. Mostly.Series
- Part 4 of Unexpected Satanists
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Rather than retreating into herself and forming a mask to keep herself safe, Asuka instead don's a mask of a different sort and discovers just what her body can do!
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Anna's Adventures by ChocolateCookieCream
Fandoms: Frozen (2013), Disney Princesses, Disney - All Media Types, Dreamworks - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars - All Media Types, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Incredibles (Pixar Movies), Hotel Transylvania (Movies), Final Fantasy VII, X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse), Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
17 Jan 2020
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Anna is starting a new year at Disney Highschool without her older sister, Elsa, by her side. What follows is an adventure filled with smut, sin and shenanigans. G!P Anna/Harem with multiple female Disney (and potential other studios) characters. Femslash. Very M-rated. Modern Highschool AU. Slowburn Elsanna.
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In a world where drugs, sex, and violence rule, Viktor Nikiforov is the king. As the Pakhan of the Russian Mafia (the Bratva) he is responsible for murder and mayhem across multiple continents and that’s just the way he likes it. The only problem is that a new leader has risen to power in America – known only as ‘JJ’ – and he starts to intrude on Viktor’s territory.
Not only is that rude, it’s damn right unacceptable.
So, Viktor sets out to find out as much about JJ as he can, including infiltrating the businesses he owns, such as The Kiss and Cry, a sleazy club that works as a front for an exclusive exotic omega strip club that only the richest and most powerful men can access. Naturally, Viktor has no trouble getting inside. Once he’s there, however, his plans are thrown out of the window when he spots a beautiful, young Japanese omega with chocolate-brown eyes and an ass to die for. There’s only one problem: Viktor swore he’d never mate an omega.
Will Viktor manage to stay focused on his mission? Or will this omega break Viktor’s most important rule?
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The Big One by OneThousandBooksLater
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jan 2020
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CROWLEY
For my money, the really big one will be all of us against all of them.
AZIRAPHALE
What? You mean Heaven and Hell against humanity?--Good Omens script by Neil Gaiman.
Aziraphale and Crowley's love adventure. Cut loose from their organizations, how do they establish links with their human allies? Love, sex, and consequences. We start in Tadfield with a demonic Apple watch.
Only a struggle twists sentimentality and lust together into love. -- E. M. Forster, Maurice
We'll see how these plot pieces of a jigsaw puzzle of unknown design shape up.
Cover art by Pidgy.Those interested in a more M version of what's going on behind the scenes with our supernatural lovers might want to read Crowley Gets A New Look.
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- Part 5 of A Bookshop Moves to Tadfield
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hatsune miku vs. the world & knuckles: the electric boogaloo™ by afterreign
Fandoms: Vocaloid, UTAU
11 Jan 2020
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mikumikumii♪ : pikkun is smart, see? ( ^▽^)っ
GiganticOTN : Am I not smart Miku? ;)
mikumikumii♪ : ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
GiganticOTN : Im sorry I asked(alternatively: Miku accidentally adds her shut-in best friend Piko to a Skype group meant for studying. And things branch off from there.)
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I Want to Be Eaten Alive (I Want to Feel Wanted) by badgerling for HogwartsToAlexandria
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jan 2020
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Bucky has the most interesting ways of distracting Tony during team meetings.
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Picture Perfect by Quefish
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jan 2020
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Aziraphale is introduced to owning a mobile against his will ... until he becomes very willing to use it.
Kinktober Day 17 prompt, Camera.
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- Part 17 of Ineffable Kinktober 2019
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This is So Sad, Azura sing Lost in Thoughts All Alone by Lord_Berkut
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Heroes, Super Smash Brothers, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
05 Jan 2020
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- Part 4 of Fire Emblem Heroes Crack
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I don't need to run away (Something's working, heart is turning) by Dean_Not_Bean
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
03 Jan 2020
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richie gets drunk after one of his shows and thinks it would be a good idea to send eddie a dick pic and promptly pass out. what could go wrong with that right? richie wakes up to several missed call and several texts from eddie and a few from bill and stan. after realizing what he did richie resides to keep as much distance as he can between him and eddie. that doesn't last long at all.
title from runaway by half alive
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Mistake or not, I’m blinded by you by LittleHouseMouse
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Jan 2020
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Thor finds out his little brother Loki's online activities include taking his clothes off in front of the camera and getting paid for it. He's worried and takes a bigger interest in his brother's life. He was not prepared.
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Namjoon and Hoseok find out that both of them are virgins. Hoseok comes up with the perfect plan to change that.
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Unsolicited Dick Pics by DiamondWinters for phichithamsters
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
30 Dec 2019
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Yuri makes some snarky, off-handed comment about being in enough locker rooms he could identify everyone by their dicks ... image his surprise when he suddenly starts getting dick pics sent to him from random phone numbers and a message of "Guess Who!" attached to each one. (Hint: Victor may or may not have purchased enough burn phones for everyone.)
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The Invention of Salacious Selfies by Blue_Sparkle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Dec 2019
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Crowley invented the selfie. And right before doing that he invented the Dick Pic.
Secure in his knowledge that Aziraphale does not in fact own a mobile phone capable of displaying such images Crowley ends up sending dozens of saucy images. It's not like the angel can receive and look at them after all, or access the backlog should he ever get a phone. Right?
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Today is your first official date with Lea, but can you keep your hands off each other long enough to hold a conversation?
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- Part 3 of Lea x Reader: The Smutfic
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What happens when you mix weed cookies, dick pics, the wrong chat, and being 2500 miles away from your boyfriend? Jackson is about to find out.
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- Part 5 of The Earth is Moving verse
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Having to work with the enemy is bad enough, but having to work with the enemy after jerking off to his dick pics is a special kind of hell.
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I’m a terrible person.
Not terrible like dictator-committing-genocide kind of terrible, but terrible nonetheless.
On that fateful September afternoon, I went to Brayden’s dad’s house after school. I had played soccer with Brayden since our sophomore year, and his mom had been to a few of our games, but his dad seemed out of the picture. Turns out the divorce was very messy, so his parents tried to stay as far away from each other as possible. Brayden had been to my house a few times, and I’ve been to his mom’s house, but again, I thought his dad was out of the picture.
So when Brayden invited me over to play the new FIFA game, I was surprised when the bus dropped us off at a different location than normal. Brayden didn’t seem fazed. I guess he thought I had met his dad before.
But I know I hadn’t. I would have remembered him.
Which brings me back to why I’m a terrible person.
Who else but a terrible person would have an instant, major crush on their friend’s dad?
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Updates every other Monday!
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Not expecting it, Kenma receives a picture from Kuroo that isn't even close to what he asked for. It doesn't really bother him, as much as it confuses him.
This does not look like the regular dick pic.