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    Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.

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    English
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    18,487
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    56
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    573
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    Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    4,148
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Die gets injured during a fight and perhaps its about time Crowbar said something...

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    1/1
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    3
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    8
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    Diamonds Droog and Jane Crocker, an unlikely pairing find themselves in a relationship while also dealing with the fact that they are of opposite mafias. They are like Heavy Chocolate and Warm Honey, but it helps and it works. A good girl knows how to make a mafia man happy and Jane fits the bill happily.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    47
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    Time travel sucks blah blah blah

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    64
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    After traveling the world for years and years it's time to settle down and leave your vagabond past behind you. Though maybe becoming a maid for the second most dangerous mafia gang in midnight city through craigslist is probably a bad idea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    552
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    216
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    Love - of any kind - was never part of the equation. There were higher-ups and rivalries and violence and death - falling for someone was a ridiculous, indulgent fantasy he visited when everything seemed to be going right. That or when everything was falling apart entirely.

    He kind of hated the idea, to be entirely honest. Investing the time and energy to break down someone’s defences, and the vulnerability of having the same done to him was terrifying. Maybe a little exciting, but mostly terrifying. There were hundreds of reasons he could never, ever make that leap, allow himself to stumble.

    But it had already happened, as much as Crowbar would wish it away.

    It had all started with that stupid goddamn kiss.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,362
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    167
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    The game is over, the mansion is rebuilt, and the weird chess people have picked up "sports".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,939
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    177
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    A darker and more realistic take on the Felt that asks the question we've all been wondering deep inside our ebony-coloured hearts: what if the Felt were goth?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    122
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    Safe in my garden
    An ancient flower blooms
    And the scent from its nature
    Slowly squares my room
    And its perfume being such
    That it's causing me to swoon
    –“Safe in My Garden” By: The Mamas & The Papas

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,833
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    981
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    Snowman hadn’t felt this unsure in a longtime. Not since she had originally lost the Dersite pod. Since she had lost Bk.

    But seated in the “Felt manor” with the strange being Doc Scratch, she could feel the metaphorical rug being yanked sharply from underneath her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87
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    Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog must complete their sensitivity training or risk losing their Union membership. Meanwhile, Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce and the kids try to beat the heat on the hottest day of summer. Hilarity ensues for both sides of the Crew.
    Humanstuck, not Homestuck compliant and writing just to have fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,733
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    821
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    Who even likes pancakes over waffles?!

    A fluffy fic for the crowdie shippers out there and my first official fic myself. It's real nice and short.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    183
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    The tile speaks for itself.
    ENJOY A DESCENT INTO MADNESS!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,806
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    37
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    Crowbar and Die get high and fill a romance with a jig.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    302
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    The author assures you it can always get worse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,294
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    228
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    - H-hit me once again... with a... c-crowbar... - hissed the moron, wriggling under my hand. | Well, here I assumed 67, in which it is found that Die, besides many headcanon fetishes, also has masochism.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    172
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    Die lose in the card game and now should get a charm for a day. Unfortunately, first, who came to hand, was Itchy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    67
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    Your name is Die, and you just ditched the lousy lot of fools knows as The Felt to join The Midnight Crew, who'd finally put your abilities to use.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,683
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    169
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    Crowbar has a hard time keeping one of his men in line.

    Meanwhile, in another universe, Desmond Droog has a hard time keeping his husband in line.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,857
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    592

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