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    The climate was so dense it could be cut with a knife.
    "Why?"
    he asked me while looking at me with hatred and sadness.
    "Why you did this to me," he shouted, still looking at me.
    "With us." he spoke in a sad tone.
    I laugh at his pathetic reaction.
    "Please, five, that was always a lie" I tell him as I leave.
    I feel his hand grab my wrist and pull me close to him.
    "Keep lying to me then," he said, wrapping me in his arms.
    "Lie to me so keep lying that you love me" he said still hugging me tightly.

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    They made a little more small talk, which was at least somewhat less awkward than their introduction but then Diego felt himself tense up when she pulled a notebook and pen out of her handbag and started asking him questions and scribbling when he attempted to answer them.

    Diego didn't quite understand why, but suddenly his palms were sweating again and even though the gym was well climatized, he suddenly felt a little claustrophobic and hot in the small office space.

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    Or: Diego is interviewed for a documentary and starts freaking out when the interviewer starts taking notes.

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    Herb was a little vague on the details when he first explained what he needs from Lila, but as far as she understands it, they picked up an anomaly on the ISB that occurred during a four day period on a Caribbean newly-wed cruise in 1993, but they were unable to fully confirm what the anomaly had been exactly and who had caused it. All they could work out was that two people had died on that ship and at least one of them wasn't supposed to.

    Apparently, they had two agents already on the case, including having created fake identities and purchasing tickets for the recon trip, but those two agents are seemingly stuck on another mission and can't be pulled out prematurely. According to Herb, their window of opportunity for the cruise mission is closing fast, as they have to fix the anomalies in succession if they want to avoid creating new time paradoxes, which sounds ridiculous to Lila, but she's never quite believed that anyone at the Commission really fully understands time travel.

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    Or: Lila hasn't seen Diego in four months when Herb strongarms them into going undercover as newlyweds on a cruise because The Commission is trying to turn a new leaf.

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    He doesn’t need to rely on anyone. 

    For the 'paranoia' square at Bad Things Happen Bingo on tumblr. Diego Hargreeves is a private eye hired to investigate the kidnapping of a famous actress' daughter.

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    These are all my contributions from @totally-evan's Tuactober events from 2019-2020 (taken from my tumblr)

    I didn't add all the warning in the tag because there are too many, but at the start of each chapter i've put a warning so don't worry

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    When you handed her breakfast, she told you that she'd like a second time with you.

    You wondered if she was just being nice or if she was being genuine but you couldn't pass up the opportunity.

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    They fell into the sixties and were separated by time. The Hargreeves have lost all hope of getting back to 2019 until Five reappears, telling them about an impending doomsday.

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    Her head was so crowded, she couldn't hold onto a single thought long enough to wrap her own mind around it.

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    Lila is having a bit of a day.

    And instead of being able to just go home to take a long shower and then crash on the couch, she's heading over to the Fighting Lion because she's promised Diego she'd volunteer her time to teach a women's self-defense class.

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    Or: Lila is in a terrible mood and Diego is his very own brand of good boyfriend.
    (Can be read as stand alone)

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    “Oh hallo, schöne Frau!” chirped a sing-songy voice behind her.

    Lila, who was half sitting on her haunches and had been listlessly hacking away at some weeds that had sprouted since her mum's last visit, turned in irritation.

    By the edge of her mother's plot stood a tall, very gangly looking man with long curls, dressed in a style that made the words 'Etsy', 'crystals', and 'witch' pop into her head.

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    Or: You're looking for a TUA community garden AU that's also vaguely inspired by Pride and Prejudice, you say? That's oddly specific. I doubt I'll have anything like that lying arou... oh never mind, here it is!

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    A look at the ten days leading up to the 1963 Apocalypse, in the timeline Five missed.

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    She didn't know what he was waiting for, maybe a sign from her that she was alright to continue, but she had certainly reached the end of her patience and so she pulled him into a deep, open mouthed kiss.

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    Or: The inevitable smut.

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    “Diego, wait!”

    The door stills.

    “I love you!” she says for the first time when he can actually hear it, even though she's said it about a thousand times before in her head and in her heart.

    Another beat and then he shuts the door with a deafeningly quiet click.

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    Or: The one time Lila tells Diego she loves him and the four times she doesn't say it to him directly.

    Told not in a chronological order. But then, there's no such thing as linear progression of time.

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    "Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest."
    WILLIAM JOHN LOCKE

    Klaus Hargreeves has finally settled down, he's sober, healing from the traumas of his past, and a proud practicing necromancer in the kingdom under his sister's rule, he even gets to flirt harmlessly with the sexy blacksmith across the street.

    Things are going well for him until his brother Ben's ghost shows up out of the blue. Now he has to adventure out on a 3 day quest to find his brother's body and bring him back to life before it's too late. And he might just have to bring the sweet blacksmith along for the ride. It's going to get wild.

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    Diego acknowledges her with one of those infuriatingly cool looks he's been giving her and then goes back to aiming and chucking the knife at the wall.

    Lila doesn't flinch, instead she crosses her arms and casually leans against the doorframe.

    “I thought the children sleep downstairs,” she quips. That at least earns her his attention again.

    Diego doesn't immediately answer, Lila thinks he might be torn between rising to her bait and simply ignoring her. Finally, he says in a neutral tone “If I have to stay in this godforsaken house in the first place, I'm definitely not staying in one of those monk's cells Dad kept us in.”

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    Or: Things are a bit awkward between Lila and Diego at the moment.

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    Before they can kill the Handler, she manages to unstabilize Vanya and she's about to cause the Apocalypse a third time.
    Five realizes the emotional damage inflicted to his sister is beyond repair, so he must jump with his siblings back to 2002 and make things right to her.
    The thing is that all those feelings that went lost over the years and are but memories for their 30-year-old (and 58) selves, are still there for their 13-year-old ones. And waiting for them.

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    After landing in 2019 with no briefcase and five emotionally stunted siblings, the job of keeping the timeline intact and finding a way home falls to Five. With the help of a mysterious ally, surprisingly amiable enemies, and powers that keep advancing, they may just be able to do it.

    Except, nothing ever works out in the Hargreeves' favour.

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    Or: I got sick of waiting for a season three so I decided to make my own.

    (Currently on hiatus while the author focuses on their other story 'Meliorism'.)

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    As a last ditch effort, Lila had offered to take the matter into her own hands, which she had been fully expecting him to ignore. But Diego had instead called her bluff, grabbing a pair of scissors and a towel, shucking his shirt and dragging a chair to the middle of his (their) tiny kitchen.

    And now she stood behind him, the freshly sharpened pair of scissors in her hand, and she contemplated his mop of hair.

    This was such a stupid fucking idea.
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    Lila gives Diego a haircut. It goes about as well as expected.

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    Klaus had never expected to lose his mother, but then one day she vanishes off the Cornish coast. Left with his brother, his father, and his absent Uncle Pogo, he longs to hear her voice again, singing or telling stories of the Mer, the world beneath the waves. Like a magnet, he's pulled towards the sea.

    When Diego, starts vanishing for hours on end, he starts believing that he's not the only one being called out into the waves.

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    A Mermaid AU, Klave and Delila slowburn!

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    9/?
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    30
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    5
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    Elliott Gussman, a Hufflepuff third-year, met a Slytherin boy of the same age on the train to Hogwarts. They quickly bonded over gossips about their headmaster and other conspiracy theories in the wizarding world. A few hours later, Elliott found out on the year opening ceremony that the boy was in fact the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, Number Five Hargreeves.

    An Umbrella Academy fic set in the Harry Potter Universe, where all Hargreeves are professors at Hogwarts and the headmaster is a talking fish man.
    Also they all speak with an English accent now so I will leave that to your imagination.

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    16,462
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    770

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