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    Aziraphale, a lonely anxious bookseller from Soho, walks in St. James park every Wednesday and Sunday.

    For nearly nine months he has had various, wordless, encounters with a very handsome red-haired man with sunglasses.

    They have never spoken, but a strange and lovely intimacy has slowly grown between them as they share the same space, and feed the ravenous ducks by the pond.

    It's all been rather lovely... and then one day... the red-haired man says 'hello.'

    UPDATE: Rated 'E' for chapters 13 and 16, see beginning notes for warnings on all other chapters. Reads as an ACE-friendly story through Chapter 12, though acknowledges the existence of sexuality in earlier chapters.

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    Ficlet of a dinner at the Ritz, wherein Crowley is running late.

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    “Think of me as a sort of… guardian demon.”

    “PFFFFTTT-HA!” Jessica did an actual spit-take and burst into laughter, first at Crowley, then at herself, shaking her head in disbelief. “Guardian demon! Leave it to me to have guardian demon! Did the angels just give up, or…?”

    “Jessica Jones, I can think of only one angel who might be qualified to be your celestial guardian,” the demon teased, “but he currently has his hands full shooing customers away from his bookshop. Face it, I’m the only being, celestial or infernal, who is not only capable but also willing and intrigued enough to put up with your bullshit.”

    “Fair enough,” Jessica smiled.

     ***

    Or, what happens when Crowley shows up after Jessica accidentally kills her third victim? Whether from Heaven or Hell, Jessica Jones could use all the help she can get. Disposing of a body is a bonding activity, right? Starts at the very beginning of S2 Ep11 AKA - Three Lives and Counting.

    EDIT: I changed the summary because the meat of this fic happens in Ch. 2, and while there are pockets of darkness throughout, the heart of this story is Jessica and Crowley.

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    "To the world!"

    "To the world!"

    "I could kiss you right now!"

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    Crowley helped build Alpha Centauri, but who was the other angel who helped? I mean, it is an odd phrasing, 'I helped build that one', isn't it?

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    Lord Crowley and Archangel Aziraphale must deal with Traitors Gabriel and Beelzebub for stopping Apocalypse.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Aziraphale and Crowley get carried away at The Ritz

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    “So that’s that, it would seem,” Crowley said. “Both sides are scared of us, and Armageddon never happened. The world’s our oyster.”

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    After one (1) Failed Apocalypse and a quite brilliant switcheroo, our favourite angel and demon decide to go to the Ritz. And Crowley is having A Think. Quite a piny, angsty Think, but he gets the right idea in the end.

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    “Shall we have that spot of lunch? And then decide where to go from there? We’ll... We’ll make a day of it,” he supplies. Ideas flitting quickly through his mind of all they can do, the world at their disposal, have him giddy and grinning.

    ———

    Crowley and Aziraphale traverse the end of the world, finally have lunch at the Ritz, and confess what they’ve been feeling all along. And Queen sings in the middle of it all.

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    Crowley needs to see a dentist with urgency and his friend Bee Flies knows exactly the right man

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    The Apocalypse that didn't went away and the two bois are trying to swim in the very murky waters that were left behind.

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    There was a demon in the Garden. Aziraphale was mildly shocked that such a thing could be allowed, but of course it wasn’t his place to question the order of things, especially not here in Eden where the Almighty had made everything so lovely. The grass was tender under his feet, the air chimed with birdsong, and everything smelled just delicious.

    But there was a demon. Possibly, Aziraphale reflected, he wasn’t meant to know it was a demon? Perhaps he was meant to think it a serpent. That was what it looked like; an enormous, powerful serpent, with glossy scales like the river at night, shading to crimson beneath. Its face was handsome, the hint of a smile seeming always to play about its lips as its tongue flickered lazily in and out. And its eyes! Rich and bright, a sunset colour that rippled with heat, keen and shrewd, clever and wicked.

     

     

    Words by Laura Shapiro, pictures by Tyrograph

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    NEW art added at the beginning (Chapter 1 will always be the most recent piece)

    MORE art at mizmak.tumblr.com

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    Aziraphale and Crowley had been neighbours for six years - and best friends for even longer than that.
    To Aziraphale's distress, that was about to change:

    “I’m leaving."

    Aziraphale looked up from his position on his couch at his friend, Crowley. His best friend as it was. They had known each other for what felt like forever, but in reality since they met at the university 15 years ago. Crowley was now standing in the door frame between the hallway and the living room, grey hoodie on.

    “Yes, I can see that. See you tomorrow.”

    “No- I mean yes, that too.” Crowley looked down at his feet and took a deep breath. “That’s not what I meant.” He raised his head again. “I’m leaving London.”

    Aziraphale almost dropped the book he was reading. For a few seconds it was like the whole world came crashing down around him, like his life would never be the same again.

    “Why?” was all he could manage to press out.

    Crowley looked closed off. 

    “I’ve got a new job, thought it was time to move on.”

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    Rule 1: Be a Creature Unlike Any Other

    Brooding over "You go too fast for me", Crowley attempts to take some human advice on going slow. Don't return Aziraphale's calls, don't make eye contact or conversation, don't talk about yourself, always be busy, leave first. And smile. Sensible advice like that.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale is considering taking steps towards a confession. If only Crowley wasn't suddenly so secretive and distant...

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    Not much of their skin was touching, when he thought about it. The fabric of their sleeves, their trouser legs, holding them carefully apart, despite the strangeness of wearing each other's skin. But this point, this point of contact, was almost unbearably intimate, until Aziraphale could barely tell where he ended and Crowley began.

    One hour, forty minutes, and neither of them acknowledged the way sometimes one of their hands would tighten suddenly, and the other would squeeze in return. Once Crowley drew his thumb in soothing strokes across the back of Aziraphale's thumb, and neither of them mentioned it.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley spend a night at Ritz. Crowley ends up wearing Aziraphale's shirt... and little else.

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    The Them discover that one of them has been hit by a Evil Curse.
    Of course, they know who to call for help.

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