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    Ten months after the Metatron blew up their lives at the end of season 2, Crowley goes to Edinburgh on an errand and gets a huge shock. Heaven has placed something in his path - one might even say, a temptation - but why? Is it a roadblock, a gift, or a landmine? Or all three? What do THEY want him to know or do? Should he do it? If not, how the f**k can he avoid it?

    And most importantly, how - oh how! - can he solve this without his BFF to bounce ideas off of? What does it mean for the them as a pair, and for the universe?

    The story ought to have a healthy dollop of Crowley working through his (ahem) personal demons, and grief. It will have some romance, but also a reckoning for Aziraphale, several jaunts back in time (though, not too far back!), and some exposed fuckery on the part of Heaven (the good guys, right?). I promise a happy ending, but it might be a rough road getting there... but would we have it any other way?

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    11/?
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    26
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    5
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    While dining at the Ritz with Crowley, Aziraphale observes the affection between human couples. He wants to try some of those things with Crowley, especially hand holding and kissing. Can he find the courage to make a move?

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    4
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    19
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    2
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    187
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    While trying to survive their abusive bosses, Aziraphale and Crowley rely on each other’s support. They even have plans for a cottage of their own. But times are changing, and the Apocalypse lurks just around the corner.

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    17/?
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    157
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    16
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    4,725
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    Oh, fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck. This wasn’t just any demon. This was Him.

    It was all Jesus could do to keep the shock off his face. He had just called the bloody Devil handsome and darling. Well, he had always known the brazen-and-bold-approach would backfire horribly one day. But he was nothing if not committed to the bit.

    “So nice of you,” he drawled, hoping his delivery was still convincing. “Sounds suspiciously good if you ask me.”

    Or:

    How a silly spin-off to my post s2 fic turned into an actual love story between Jesus and Lucifer. And now they are their own amazing characters and I love them!

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    9/?
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    162
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    47
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    8
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    my first ever fic, these old gay dumbasses being drunk off their ass brought to you by an overeager teen on vacation who just got their hands on an ao3 account

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    1/1
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    1
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    26 art pieces inspired by Good Omens (TV), posted (roughly) one week at a time. Updates on Wednesdays.

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    21/26
    Comments:
    7
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    49
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    Crowley is tired. It had been an objectively bad week in general, and any hope he had of stopping (or at least escaping) The Apocalypse had vanished in the bandstand, just like his hope of ever being able to get his shit together and exist with his angel the way he really wanted to.

    A little heart-to-heart with Her was due.

    Or:

    Crowley has a breakdown and yells at God. After, the story progresses like canon and both angel and demon are dining at The Ritz. Was God as absent as they thought? Her Plan is ineffable, after all... ;)

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    Crowley has avoided jury duty for over 6000 years and now there's Hell to pay.

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    2/2
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    After Aziraphale leaves for Heaven, Crowley tries to drown his sorrow in alcohol and self-harm. He is visited by an old "friend" who leaves him with a diabolical and heartbreaking task, trying to pull Crowley back to the side of Hell. When Aziraphale returns, Crowley is forced to make choices... going along with Hell as long as he can while being true "his side", his heart, protecting the world and the people he loves. In doing so, he endures torture, abuse, pain, and suffering that only Satan could provide.

    Crowley and Aziraphale will need to be honest with each other and share memories in order to save themselves, each other, their friends, and the world that they love.

    Connected "side stories" within the bigger story--
    Explanation of Maggie's deeper connection to Heaven and Aziraphale and the Second Coming
    Explanation of who Muriel really was, and her connection to Eric the Demon
    Explanation of Crowley, Lucifer, and Aziraphale's relationship before the fall

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    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    275
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    232
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    9,584
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    Crowley agrees to play one more round of rummy with Aziraphale before they leave for dinner at the Ritz for a special surprise. He does his best to make it go as fast as possible.

    ~~~

    Previously "Ace(s) of Hearts", for SOSH Guess the Author: "cards"

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    1/1
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    An unplanned trip to the ritz leads to an evening spent at Crowley's apartment.

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    Aziraphale grinned, unbeknownst to herself. Crowley was grinning back,

    “You’re staring, angel.”

    She inhaled and met her eyes, glasses now removed in the darkness. They were glowing amber with fond lust.

    “I apologise, darling. You are intoxicating.”

    “I didn’t say stop,” her left eyebrow inching an arch.

    A cold rounded point reached Aziraphale’s ankle, and just as she realised what it was, Crowley had slid around the cuffs of her trousers and teased it up to feel the strap of her sock garters. A cold heel should be chilling, but heat was rising fast from the contact.

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    Comments:
    8
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Anthony J. Crowley is one of London's most sought-after escorts, tending to corporate tycoons' most lurid desires on a near daily basis. His newest client, Mr. Fell, is nothing like his usual clientele. Obscene wealth paired with an almost too-gentle demeanor, Mr. Fell is, in short, the most intriguing person Crowley has ever met. And Crowley intends to uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the unassuming, mild-mannered man.

    Language:
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    24,716
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    195
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    289
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    69
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    Crowley was happy to take credit for things humans invented, but even his imagination couldn’t have come up with the complicated global trade system they called economy.

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    500
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    1/1
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    1
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    5
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    13
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    100
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    Crowley was driving his dear Bentley to The Ritz before his brain realized what was he doing. Same restaurant, same table, same position, same music, and same light. Crowley enjoys the expression of his new friend eating deliciously. Where's Aziraphale?

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    684
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    1/1
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    4
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    56
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    A collection of short stories that follows the everyday life of ordinary Londoners following the odd occurrences of the Armageddon That Wasn't, and the various Occult and Celestial beings they encounter— however unwittingly— along the way.

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    2/2
    Comments:
    3
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    26
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    3
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    230
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    All their troubles finally over, Crowley surprises Aziraphale with a very special Valentine's date at the Ritz.

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    1,574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    10
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    103
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    6
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    489
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    Heaven plans to close Aziraphale's bookshop, so he goes to say goodbye but Crowley is there as well.

    Language:
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    544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    1
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    192
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    Months after the end of Season 2, Aziraphale returns home from Heaven with a very important basket and a guest. Under threat from Heaven and the Almighty, Aziraphale will need all the support that he can get. But after their last confrontation and the heartbreak that followed, how much support will Crowley be willing to offer?

    Updating every Saturday. Tags will be updated as the story progresses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,353
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,902
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    Crowley finally works on his communication and admits his feelings to Aziraphale through plans to tango and dine at the Ritz. Aziraphale thankfully reciprocates the feelings.

    The story takes place in the lyrics of Good Old-Fashoined Lover Boy by Queen. It's almost as if the song was written for the two of them (;

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,852
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    70

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