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    After the world doesn't end, Crowley and Aziraphale get a room at the Ritz and start working out what it means for them to be together.

    They can swap bodies and touch each other's souls, but their bodies interact with the world very differently from each other. Crowley's body is cursed by God, and he can't taste food. And Aziraphale, like all angels, doesn't experience sexual arousal. Now that they are together, they can expand each other's horizons. But relationships, even magical ones, are delicate and complicated, and being able to hear your partner's thoughts doesn't mean that you will agree on everything.

    Two magical lovers find ways to heal each other, to escape their past, and to protect Earth from all those bastards in Heaven and Hell.

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    Chapters:
    27/27
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    Aziraphale and Crowley must switch forms to fool their respective Head Offices after Armageddon fails to take off-otherwise, they could both face death (for good). But what do they do with those bodies in the hours before they're snatched away to Heaven and Hell? Naughtiness ensues. Ineffable Husbands.

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    3/?
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    7
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    56
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    4
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    378
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    In the aftermath of the almost apocalypse Aziraphale and Crowley share four meals as they figure out what they are to each other now.

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    4/4
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    10
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    51
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    3
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    292
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    After another guest makes a complaint, Crowley wages a single-demon war against Aziraphale's favorite dining establishment.

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    1/1
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    43
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    186
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    14
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    The slow smirk that Crowley had given him in return was entirely too knowing and seemed to imply something that the angel didn't quite understand. The sight of that smirk made his stomach feel strange and fluttery.... It was the oysters. Definitely the oysters.

    (Alternative title: 'A Chronological Record of Crowley and Aziraphale's Relationship Behind the Scenes, Including Lots of Angst but Mostly Smut')

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    Chapters:
    14/18
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    Problem Statement: Prove Crowley is in love with Aziraphale

    Statement

    Reason

    1. Love exists in the universe

    1. Given

    2. Angels can (and do) love

    2. Given

    3. Demons do not love

    3. Given

    4. Aziraphale is an angel

    4. Given

    5. Crowley is a demon

    5. Given (well, at least since the Fall)

    QED: Crowley cannot be in love with Aziraphale

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    6
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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    Ангел с демоном берегут хрупкое равновесие в мире и стараются не допустить следующего Апокалипсиса. Внезапно их планы рушит новый игрок. Что бы они ни делали, он всегда оказывается на шаг впереди. Кроули решает, что сможет перехитрить противника, и допускает серьезную ошибку.

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    12/13
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    Fluff scene where Crowley does Aziraphale's makeup before a date night. Aziraphale is agender/masc presenting and Crowley is genderfluid/fem presenting.

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    1/1
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    1
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    After diverting Armageddon, Aziraphale is happy his bookshop is back in tact and immediately reads all the books he could have lost. Crowley does everything to get the angel's attention.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    31
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    2
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    360
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    Finally free of heaven and hell, Aziraphale and Crowley go to lunch at the Ritz and things they've been meaning to say for several years finally get spoken. Also there's a little bit of singing. And lots of kisses.

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    1/1
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    8
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    So it's just porn feat. quotes from the above

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    4/7
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    5
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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been spending most of their time together since the world didn't end, but when Aziraphale nonchalantly invites the demon to dine at the Ritz on Valentine's Day, Crowley loses his mind trying to work out whether or not it's a proper "date".

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    325
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    Prompt: A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what’s going on around them.

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    English
    Words:
    635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    267
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    He's tall, quite slim, with very dark hair, sharp cheekbones and a pointed, chiseled jaw. He could be Crowley's cousin, their features are so similar.

    None of this, specifically, is making Aziraphale uncomfortable.

    It's when the server subtly looks Aziraphale up and down as he greets them, raising his eyebrows ever so slightly, smiling charmingly... and Aziraphale's corporation responds.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    29
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    447
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    35
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    Angels and demons don’t exactly have birthdays. They have existed as long as well, as long as life itself has existed. It doesn’t seem as though that would be a birthday. Aziraphale and Crowley are different though, that as much is known as standard by the humans they chose to be friends with.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    12
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    36
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    4
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    622
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    “I love you, Crowley.” Had there ever been words more terribly, achingly beautiful than these? Crowley had seen poets and bards, had had front row seats to Sophocles and Shakespeare; he’d been around when the great stories were written and sung, as far back as the beginning, and stretching on for ages; he’d been captivated by words before—had been moved to tears, even though he’d never admit it. But this. Aziraphale: perched lightly, comfortably on the bed in front of him, and those trembling, heartfelt words: “I love you, Crowley.”
     ...
    After pulling the wool over Heaven and Hell, Crowley and Aziraphale dine at the Ritz and everything is good. The world hasn't ended, and they're both finally safe, and when Crowley clinks his champagne glass with Aziraphale's, everything finally seems okay. But then the angel mentions being discorporated, and all at once it isn't. Suddenly all he can feel are flames at his heels and the taste of ash is heavy on his tongue, and oh. Aziraphale is worried now. He's ruined it.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    22
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    145
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    19
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    Just when things are going up well for the husbands, the archangel fucking Gabriel has to stir things up and send Aziraphale spiraling into insecurity

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    90
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    9
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    1075
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    A post-canon, love confession fic with a great deal of kissing, some teary-eyed moments and a plush snake toy. What more can I say?

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    English
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    6,417
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    30
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    111
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    551
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    Aziraphale and Crowley dine at the Ritz one lovely Saturday afternoon.

    Surprised by a thoughtful gift from his demonic husband, Aziraphale finds himself in a rather embarrassing situation.

    Can he make it all the way through lunch without people noticing what secret pleasures the pair are indulging in?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,330
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2586

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