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Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you are not supposed to be here. You're supposed to be HUNDREDS OF YEARS in the future living in your FORTIFIED APARTMENT while trying to survive POST-APOCALYPSE long enough to start A UNIVERSE-CREATING GAME. Instead, you find yourself TRAPPED IN THE PAST with no apparent way back, UNABLE TO CONTACT any of your friends, and your future SUPERSTAR BRO watching and judging your every move.
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
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Your name is Jade Harley, and your husband died one year ago.
In truth, you don’t know for sure if Dave Strider died. Last you heard, he went on a military mission without telling you where it was. You haven’t heard from him in a year. Over time, you simply decided to assume the worst. Your brother, Jake English, went looking for him, only to go missing. You had no hope you would see either of them again.
That is, until your husband shows up outside your house.
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Something is wrong with Dave following his sudden return. In an attempt to find out what happened to him, Jade and Dirk venture into a restricted military area surrounded by something called a Shimmer. No one has gone in and ever come out, until Dave. Accompanied by a goth psychologist, a cheerfully morbid archeologist, a budding biologist, a skilled veterinarian, and a soldier who lost an arm and an eye in action, they will find out what happened to their husbands. Even if it kills them.
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Dirk gets hanahaki disease, but they don't know why, they don't think they love anyone like that?
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There is a storm on Earth C and a storm in Dirk's head, both indirectly caused by the same individual going off the radar without warning.
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DAVE: no seriously
DAVE: it can literally do anything
DAVE: like
DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
DAVE: yeah dude totally-
A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make.
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The temperature was nice in Jade's workstation, in one of the many, many floors of the grand spire that she called her home. The air conditioning, the heat pumps, the flowing pipes of cold water and refridgerant, all working in tandem to keep the entire tower cool using methods that were bleeding edge in the modern day and perhaps unthinkable of back when the tower was constructed, completely alien to the world of "keeping houses cold". Everything was the perfect temperature for evaporative cooling via sweat, as humans typically did on days like this when working hard. The sounds of flying sparks and ripping metal rang through the air like a junkyard orchestra.
123/365
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 843
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
- Hits:
- 59
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Jade and Dirk talk at length about nothing in particular.
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Jade Harley takes it upon herself to hunt down Dirk Strider and, as the kids say, 'fucking murder his ass.' This is an exceptionally difficult task, but she is an exceptionally difficult girl.
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sometimes, you have a social circle in theory, not in practice.
sometimes, you slip through the cracks.
this time, you'll be with people who don't forget you.
(jade harley finds some better friends.)
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remember (this always helps me) it is all going to work out in the end!!!!!!
if it hasnt worked out yet, it isnt the end. :)
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“Snacks,” Dirk says. “You want some? Gamer etiquette suggests that Doritos is the way to go, but we’ve got some discount-goldfish hanging around.”
“Gamer etiquette, oh my God,” Jade snorts.
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tuesjade prompt: school
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- Part 8 of Tuesjade Prompts
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Ongoing Post-Canon slice of life stuff. Dirk and Jake are back together, but Dirk has some reservations -- mostly about himself, as usual. Luckily they both have their friends around, this time, and whatever experience one failed go at this whole relationship business imparts, too.
They'll probably figure it out sometime between now and eternity, right?
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- Part 2 of Thanks For Playing
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Jake awkwardly tries to figure out how to act around his ex-boyfriend, and Roxy decides to meddle.
Also Dirk is a whiz at braiding hair.
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- Part 5 of HogwartsStuck
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Shit I don't know, half of it was a RP that started in 2011
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,814
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 161
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GT: Oh for flips sake get over it you scoundrel!
TT: Thanks, I hadn't even considered that.
GT: Sarcasm?
TT: You betcha.--
Jake can only do friends; Dirk doesn't want friends. Roxy loves indiscriminately; Dirk's has turned into obsession. Jade likes peering into the mechanisms; Dirk wants to reverse-engineer perfection. Princes destroy their aspects, but the only heart Dirk has broken is his own.
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- Part 4 of 2x2
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Linnaeus Never Had a Robot by Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling) for ratherrumpus
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Mar 2014
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When attempting to classify monstrous megafauna, it's helpful to mechanize the specimen collection process.
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If Kaiju, Therefore Mecha by Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling) for ratherrumpus
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Mar 2014
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If your life isn't already enough like a shonen anime, just add kaiju and mecha.
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Prompt: For this request I'd love to see these two working on robot stuff together! It's something that isn't really elaborated on in the series (especially for Jade) so I think seeing these two working like mechanics would be really cool :)
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Maybe sort-of ashen Jade and Dirk, hanging out on the roof with robot bits.