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    Famous Director David Strider finds out his estranged brother, Dietrich Strider, has a couple of kids he told nobody about, and he rightfully wants to meet them. So he drops everything and flies to Houston, like any reasonable person would.

    Unfortunately for David, Dietrich is not a reasonable person.

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    Dave is home alone playing on his computer when he gets a random message from a name he doesn't recognise, and they claim to be his uncle. Dirk and Dave decide to meet him.

    It's the best decision they ever made.

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    Following a disastrous Alpha Kids reunion party, Dirk confronts Roxy about her past.

    (Essentially, an exploration of Fefetasprite living rent-free in Roxy's head, even after Sburb is behind them all.)

    (A Roxy <> Fefetasprite fic. Does not require the previous parts to be read.)

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    You think it's a dream. You blur from place to place, like a dream. And Homestuck characters are there, like your dreams often have.

    But it's real, isn't it. Your consciousness has been transported into the body of Bro Strider, and a young Dave is terrified of you, and you've got less than three days to figure out how to save the world.

    And you just feel nothing at all.

    (An OC gets isekai'd into Bro Strider's head. With an unexpected ally or two, can they change their own fate—or is history doomed to play out how it always had?)

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    10/?
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    You said you'd stop, and you did, and you were so proud of yourself for getting off the sauce.

    But nobody told you about what might ALSO happen.

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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you are not supposed to be here. You're supposed to be HUNDREDS OF YEARS in the future living in your FORTIFIED APARTMENT while trying to survive POST-APOCALYPSE long enough to start A UNIVERSE-CREATING GAME. Instead, you find yourself TRAPPED IN THE PAST with no apparent way back, UNABLE TO CONTACT any of your friends, and your future SUPERSTAR BRO watching and judging your every move.

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    This is a re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.

    pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

     

    For the visually oriented version of this fic click here

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    Chapters:
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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

    For the version of this fic optimized for Text-to-Speech click here

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    Dirk Strider is a homicide detective who has been trying, for the past 10 years, to solve the mystery of his Hollywood director brother’s murder when a new case gets called in and Dirk is put on it. He starts making connections to his brother’s death. Jake English is a low-level criminal who just murdered a famous Hollywood star with his cousin.

    OR

    Detective DirkJake AU where Dirk lost D at a young age and Jake and Jane took revenge upon a Hollywood star who screwed them over and the murder resembled D’s death very closely.

    Updates occasionally
    Short hiatus

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    Is it normal to be thinking about such a thing, in such a way? Those horribly agonizing, exhilarating strifes? Maybe normal isn’t a fair choice of words, nothing about him was normal.
    Was it moral? Sword slashes cut apart his memories, fuse them together, create an amalgamation of remembrance. Some kind of half-truth.
    Was he corrupt?
    Perverted?

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    TT: Speaking personally, I'd probably run this sword through my own dick before I could bring myself to kill Roxy. Even for her own good.
    TT: So.
    TT: When the chips are down, I guess that's how much of a badass I really am.

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    1/1
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    There might be a place for broken people in the world, but Dirk hasn’t found it, and probably won’t.

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    Dirk Strider has dissociative identity disorder, and while he may not know it for himself, there are parts of him far more aware. That is when Dirk finally goes to take his own life, he can’t imagine, on the top of that lonely parking structure in New York, that anyone would save him, let alone himself.

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    Dirk takes a stab at trusting the system.

    Which is to say, he mails a letter.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    During storms, the Waffle House stays open. Jake has nowhere else to go.

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    Roxy can't let go of Dirk. It would be better to end the world.

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    1/1
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    It’s day one of Dave and Rose’s summer vacation, and Roxy has big plans for them to be active in a new family, and life style.

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    Or, a modern/farm AU where all of the cast besides, Dave and Rose, live in a small town filled with open fields and new opportunities. Agriculture centric.

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    In 240p he watches his best friend have a nervous breakdown live on camera, in stereo surround sound. It's the first time he's ever seen her face. He turned eleven last month.

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    19
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    Roxy, without realising, begins to decline. She finds a friend in an attempt to feel less alone.
    Jane, realising all too much, decides she can't leave the mysterious pink messenger alone.

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    18,191
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    47
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    40
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    3
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    Dirk needs to kill himself, but he can't say no to an invite to hand from Roxy.

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    Roxy's drinking is getting out of control and her friends present a rather unusual method of cutting her off. It turns out not being as bad as she expected.

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    1/1
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    Dirk has a therapist and is on the road to sexual re-discovery.

    TLDR: Dirk will suffer because I said so >:)

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    English
    Words:
    3,680
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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