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    Dirk’s job keeps him moving around a lot, and he’s perfected the art of dipping into a new community like a hot knife into quivering butter. He insinuates himself into the social fabric, only to pull away like the perennial loose thread he is, leaving no mark behind except some fond memories.

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    He wanted to sink his teeth into Jake English and never let him go. He wanted to eat him whole. He wanted to tear a Dirk shaped hole in his heart and bury himself inside, no recourse, no cure.

     

    (In other words; Dirk has a lot of thoughts about how he feels about Jake.)

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    80/?
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    John opens the door and everyone promptly remembers every single one of their alternate selves.

    And Dave can’t stop thinking about Bro.

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    under your skin, there lies a pattern of red, smooth interlocking red muscles . you see it when youre working out, when youre building your latest projects, how it tense and relaxes to accommodate your movements, how it moves without instruction.

    there might be a little more than muscle under there, and you need it out.

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    1/1
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    One evening, He takes you to the small cemetery you two had made in the backyard. "Here lies the home you had a hand in making, alongside the family who had lived in it" He reads the lettering on its tombstone. You were the one to bury it. Neighboring its coffin between your dead wife and the life you accepted as normal. In spite of this shocking turn of events, you can't help but be glad it's gone. You may just be speaking from a perspective of power in this situation. Or maybe It's just the effect he has on you.

    In which (after little to no convincing by Brain Ghost Dirk) Jake murders Jane. He believes he's gotten away with it and is free to pursue the life he's wanted. But after framing the wrong troll, he and Dirk are in for a long holiday.

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    It’s about midday, sunlight lays on the floor from the window. John’s fingers ease through your hair, careful of your tireless styling. You’re here because it’s been a week since you last “slept,” and your brain never gives you a fuckin’ break. But you haven’t told him that.

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    He fumbled around groggily until he found his phone, looking for a distraction but finding only more confusion in the clusterfuck of notifications waiting for him. Apparently, he had installed Tinder, used an anime profile picture, and went on a mile-long, elaborate roleplay with a chick down the street, taken an Uber to the club where she worked, texted Dave just to say that he suffered from chronic emotional constipation and unload his sentimentalities, spammed Jane and Jake with bad memes until the former blocked him on two social media platforms, ordered a shitty wig on eBay, bought $69.69 worth of Hot Topic merch (tax and shipping included), downloaded the Fortnite app and played for exactly four hours and twenty minutes, then posted all of his private muscular anthropomorphic equine art to Furaffinity and announced that he was taking commissions.

    Now wide awake, he put his phone back down and decided to contemplate everything that had led up to that moment.

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    • Part 5 of SFW
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    At a party he doesn't want to be at, Dirk Strider runs into an old flame. What starts as an awkward conversation between a hermit and an elite socialite turns into a question of what it means to hurt, what it means to be normal, and what the hell is wrong with them.

    Jake breathes out a weird golden fog every time he lies. Their good friends have become heartless corporate machines. And Dirk can't stop getting these awful headaches, and flashes of memories that shouldn't be his.

    ("Pre-epilogue" Dirkjake hurt/comfort. Exploring Dirk and Jake's respective powers and postgame situation. They deserve to heal)

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    "Sitting on an island counter with a half-deconstructed toaster in your lap isn’t how most of your mental breakdowns go, but those are never really consistent anyways."

    Your name is Dirk Strider. The game has ended, and you are terrified of sleeping.
     

    Title is from "I Bet on Losing Dogs" by Mitski

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    Being thrown into a world-wide apocalyptic event is not something to be taken lightly, especially when it turns out you might be part of the problem.

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    4/?
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    You’re exploring the Human Kingdom in some kind of disguise one day, when you find a myth book about… you. Not all of you, not the whole group and all of the gods, but you specifically. The Seven Deaths of the Prince of Heart. Dramatic, you think. There’s no way you died that many times.

    Seven myths regarding the Prince of Heart's deaths, and how they actually happened.

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    Somewhere in the distant corners of your mind, you find another version of yourself. He’s sitting at a cafe table, hands around an ice cold cup of once-hot tea.

    (Or: Dirk Prime talks it out with Ultimate Dirk.)

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    Sometimes, life gets too suffocating and you have to escape. You've been running your whole life, and you've never had anyone to return to. Until you met them.

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    Jake lives in the other side of England with his roomate John.
    Dirk lives in the large town of texas with his bros.

    Theres no way that they fell in love...was it?
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    (I think is like an AU but I axactly don't know how...Hihgschool AU
    I guess)

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    1/?
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    A sad-ish little Dirk/Jake fic from Dirk's perspective, depicting his anxiety issues about being with Jake.

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    Jake English has been hunting demons since he was a child, but he's never dealt with a demon like Dirk Strider.Dirk Strider has been avoiding humans since his older brother died, but he's taken a liking to a certain persistent hunter.For a year, Jake has done his best to track the Strider down, but he can never seem to pinpoint his location during the daytime. It's become infuriating, so Jake has to take what he's given and hunt Dirk in his element- at night. And for a year he's managed to merely run in place, as none of their scraps ever lead toward one of their victories. That is, until Jake makes the dire mistake of underestimating his enemy, and finds himself trapped; unarmed and exhausted with nothing but a charm at his disposal.John Egbert has been planning a trip to surprise his cousin Jake a few days before his birthday, and finds the dueling pair just in time.With a high class demon after Jake, John convinces him to let him stay for the winter, reasoning that two hunters are better than one, but with Dirk's mind set solely on catching Jake, protecting his older cousin is going to be harder than John had thought. And When an old enemy comes into the picture, things get even more complicated for Jake and his family

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    And so you swing without hesitation, knowing that everything’ll be okay once you’re gone.

    And for once…you were right.

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    38
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    Thursday: April 2, 2015

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    Wednesday: April 1, 2015

    It's April Fool's Day for these fools, you know what that means, IT'S JANE AND JOHN'S DAY!

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    2/2
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