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    “If you’re open to suggestions,” Dirk says, much too casually, “I think I can help.”

    (Or— Jake can't sleep and BGD helps.)

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    "Other news: the death of Infamous antigovernment Kankri Vantas shook the Troll community today. The low blood had been discovered in his flat, having committed suicide. Reports claim that the chief of New Alternia's strong political affiliation had sealed himself up in the Trollian Temple of Prayer before he took his life. His body was taken to be autopsied by the Federal Authorities– out of the need for tougher security. There will be no service and no word of any relatives to resist the cause of action."

     

    It's hard being a Troll on Earth. It's hard and no one understands. And no one wants to understand.

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    On April 13th, Jane Crocker wanted to celebrate her twentieth birthday with baked goods, dancing, and a classic movie (or two.) Instead, she undertook the responsibility of founding Crockercorp's first mercenary organization, courtesy of her infamous, unapproachable mother, the Condesce. As it turned out, it was one of the best birthday gifts she had ever received.

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    The coffee shop was tucked away in a troll neighborhood, but the new subway line brought more humans than expected. Nepeta didn't mind the little mammals, and definitely didn't mind the boost in business, but when one of them makes her see spades... Well, no one said hatemance was easy.

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    After the battles, a family meets as a unit for the first time, the universe is born, and the gods travel to the future.

    This series looks at every intervening year between Homestuck and The Homestuck Epilogues and will update weekly.

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    Karkat, Dave, and Nepeta play a game of ironic misunderstandings roulette, and for once, Dave's not into it.

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    **A rewrite of my fic by the same name: But the unabridged and extended edition! Many things have been changed between the fics. **

    Tony always assumed that he had done everything and everyone worth doing, but he was still empty and alone at the end of the day.

    Then one day he was asked if he had ever had "done" a troll.

    This led him down a path filled with shock, anguish, disturbing sights and bitter truths. But it also eventually led him to deep friendships, genuine happiness, a loving family and a self completing feeling of heroism.

    It also led to him saving generations of trolls who were treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

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    • Part 1 of TBL
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    Karkat Vantas didn’t know what to expect when he ended up playing the copy of SGRUB they’d made from scrap. It wasn’t meeting his friends for once in his life, it wasn’t being stuck with some of them for an extent of three years, and it certainly wasn’t winning. From the point in which he loaded up the game onward, everything was one thing to the next -- and that was new for him.

    uh, typical AU where everything turns out okay because we did not deserve Homestuck^2 to be Like That.
    anxious writer is anxious. tell me if im doing something wrong, please, this was originally just for my epilouge-hating friends but it's over 5,000-ish words now and here we are.

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    After escaping from a spoiled life under the thumb of the infamous Vantas crime family, Karkat Vantas ends up stuck in a battle he's not sure he belongs in, and a world he never knew existed. From the protective isolation of his father, he falls straight into the arms of the Strider brothers, a pair of mutants, known as Bloodseekers. His life is now in the hands of two overpowered mercenaries, both of whom have racked up a formidable army of bodies in their wake, yet, somehow, all of this seems better than the dull monotony of what he's left behind.

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    There were creatures in the waters of Santa Senara. The locals whispered it to each other over the garden fence. All agreed: There were creatures in the waters of Santa Senara, and they more or less kept to themselves.

    Until, as a newcomer discovers, they didn't.

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    You mean to open your mouth to refuse.

    You really do.

    “... Fine. Just don’t... don’t expect anything from me. I don’t have anything left to give. Not to you, not to anyone. Not even to myself. I’m... I’m not going be considerate of you.” You watch closely as something in Dirk’s expression shifts and relaxes, and he nods.

    “That’s more than fine by me,” and you feel yourself exhale. You didn’t know you were holding your breath.

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    Everything is the same but Dirk and Jake meet earlier than expected.

    Dirk meets a boy in a void in a dream, never remembering him when he wakes but always finds a way to come back.

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    This is potentially going to be a VE R Y long series of drabbles/one-shots/rps/ jams. As it says on the series title, lol. These are going to be a collection of unedited idea jams that while are too good to just keep to ourselves, never quite go on to be fics (yet.)

    All the chapters will be in this log format taken directly from discord and posted here.

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    For your first conversation with a human other than the only other surviving person on the planet, you suppose it could’ve gone worse. This Jake guy ended up quite a lot more interesting than was previously expected. You anticipated a typical kid from a happy, normal family to be bitter about, but as it turns out, he’s almost as isolated as you are. His story sounded a bit farfetched, but you’d found yourself believing him because he just seemed so painfully... sincere.

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    Both Dirk and John try to navigate the uncharted seas of adult life on Earth C. The endless horizon can be overwhelming at times, but that just means that there's more to see. Its an ill defined game of balancing doing the dishes and remembering that you're a literal god.

    Its not surprising that 'Paradise' means something different for everyone.

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    John finds out that most of his friends have had a crush on him at some point - including Dirk Strider.

    Wait, when did THAT happen?

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    Anyway, fr33ze frame. Yeah, that's me, Davepeta. I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation. The situation where I'm traveling through a black hole, riding Lord English like a buckin' bronco, yee-hawing it up? No. That's obvious. You should know that already.

    Yes, I know. I shouldn't be addressing the audience. It's fine. I'll stop soon, purromise. I'm obliterating all the rules.

    Anyway. What I meant by this 'situation' is narration. How did I get the narrative? Surprise, I'm my ultimate self. It was super easy what with being part Time and part Heart, plus being a sprite squared. I don't want to be an asshole and make a big deal out of it or anything though.

    Don't worry, this isn't just going to be me talking about how cool I am while traveling through a spacetime tunnel. I swear. So yeah. Long story short…

    The vibes I'm picking up from the timelines are beyond shitty, and the Heart player in me wants to turn some furrowns upside down. Hopefully, I succeed.

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    the title sums it up pretty much but dirk has been kindly brought into dave and karkat's home after a little incident. Nobody knows this but dirk has a thing for catboys and karkat is secretly hiding his true self while dave just sits

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    The Guardian, formerly known as the Reader, knows that the battle isn't over yet.

    In which shenanigans ensue, epic friendships are re-ignited, and the war for Alternia has just begun.

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    Dirk gets back from the hospital and throws himself back into his work, John tries to convince him to take care of himself first.

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