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The celebrated moviemaker D. Strider receives a cryptic warning and a location to be at. When he arrives, something is falling from the sky.
Meanwhile, the meteor has broken into a new reality, only for it all to come crashing down at supersonic speeds.
Featuring a hole in reality, the kiddiecamper handysash actually being useful for once, trolls being weird, and Vriska jumping to continually hasty (and violent) conclusions.Series
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No longer content with being "incredibly rich," and "overly successful in their respective fields," entertainment wunderkind Dave Strider (Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff) and alleged scrivener Rose Lalonde (Complacency of the Learned) have decided to tackle artistic expression's final frontier: podcasting.
Watch these siblings(?) talk entertainment news, political intrigue, raising your testosterone levels, and celebrity gossip. Will Rose finally establish herself as the alpha sibling and kill Dave, absorbing both his fortune and his mummy's curse? Probably! Tune in once a month to "honey, we started a podcast!," the only podcast certified to make whatever disease you currently have much, much more contagious.
And if you can't listen good, read our official transcript below!
(Original Publishing Date: January 27th, 2024. Archived September 3rd, 2032.)
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Dave wakes up on the roof of an apartment he left for his future kid. Houston isn't flooded and there is no blatant Betty Crocker Propaganda on the billboards around him.
There is someone breathing besides him, looking like a complete douche in an assholish combo of both hat and sunglasses.
He thinks that maybe he isn't as dead as he thought he was.
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It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine) by 77angelNumbers77
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Nov 2023
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You light his cigarette on the balcony. The setting sun casts him in pink and periwinkle, kissing cheeks thinned early by long hours and patchy routines, stubble clinging to the line of his jaw. The years have tucked away the scared little boy that you know is still inside of him, but with the tremor in his fingers and all the subtle tells that the world is ending, he may as well be back in full force, swelling to fill a frame that has left him behind.
Your world will end in six hours.
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Rose receives visions in the bathroom. Exclusively in the dead of night, when the moon is most swollen and the air is humid enough to give them a second skin. Whatever eldritch forces she's able to consult seem to keep a strict schedule,
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灵魂伴侣色彩梗,但不完全是。
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 2,586
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- Part 1 of Botany
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"A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.
There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."
(Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)
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Терези говорит, за путешествия придется платить, будь ты девой, рыцарем или лордом. Терези говорит, он оставит часть себя в Пузыре Снов. Терези говорит, чем глубже нырнешь, тем больше оставишь. Терези говорит, Арадия стала машиной, чтобы не мучиться.
Кто такая Терези?- Language:
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After years of believing he'd never have the chance to meet most of the friends memories of another life tell him he lost, Dave Strider of Hollywood fame receives a gift. A pair of shades and a note from a man who's all too familiar - if older than Dave believed he'd be, and with a different last name. He tries to return the favor, to mirror his other self as John has - but he finds himself just a little bit too late.
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- Part 12 of 15 Short Fics Under 2k Challenge
- Part 8 of Everything Johndave
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“We do what we can,” Rose says. “We prepare. We fight like hell, to the end.”
“To the end,” Dave repeats. “I think I can manage that.”Rose, Dave, and the end of the world.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck
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Dave Strider wrote a screenplay. Rose Lalonde wrote an introduction to the printed version. Four centuries later, Dirk adds his own annotations.
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“What’d you see?” You ask it nonchalantly, like you’re not discussing the inevitable end of the world.
She laughs. “Pumpkins.”
“And pumpkins are bad?”
“Pumpkins aren’t bad,” Rose murmurs. “Being alone is bad.”
You don’t say that the child she’s seeing won’t be completely alone. You don’t point out that there will be those weird fuckin’ chess men around. You don’t talk about the contact that will somehow exist between her child and your own. You especially do not ever refer to them as your children.
“Is this why you didn’t want pumpkins at my goddamn Halloween party?” You ask instead.
___Title (and fic inspiration) from "The Path" by PhemieC
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Famous director Dave Strider tells all in exclusive interview.
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You don't have her smile but just about everything else.
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Various pester/botherlogs from various key players throughout the Alpha Timeline's history. (Includes the chapter formerly known as The Mind of a True Comedic Genius)
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The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?
Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.
Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.
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ты начинаешь видеть эти сны в тринадцать.
тёмное небо, обсидиановые башни, меловые острова, вечные дожди, металлический привкус на зубах и всепоглощающая склизкая тьма. слепящая вспышка зеленого света, раз за разом.- Language:
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a thing i wrote a few months ago and never properly finished
friend told me to post it as a joke
so I'm posting it
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Pieces of a puzzle you didn’t know you were putting back together suddenly appear and click right where they’re supposed to, bringing memories about a life you were unsure was yours into focus. Suddenly, you’re standing at the edge of an abyss, watching a countdown trickle down to zero, and when you turn to your right, Rose’s hand is reaching for you.
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Famous director Dave Strider meets stand-up comedian and public enemy no. 1 of the rebellion, John Crocker, and finds out there is so much more to him than he let's on.
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- Part 1 of little spies and cake rebels