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    "Right. Awesome. You can go out and look pretty, I'll just stay in here and panic—"

    "D."

    "—maybe throw up, I feel like that's definitely still on the table—"

    "D."

    "—like why the fuck I thought this was a good idea, I should have gone with the whole Wiseau persona back when the first one came out instead of trying to—"

    D Strider and his brother have a conversation on the way to his first big movie premiere.

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    In life there are those who are drowning, those who struggle at the surface, and those who are sitting on a dock, vomiting out the water that had found its way into their system. In a time that has never existed and hopefully never will, there is a city that is more corrupt then every politician to ever exist in the universe. There are those with lives riddled with poverty who live outside on the ground in the cold, the "downsiders" never stepping foot inside of the looming sky scrapers. Those who are at the top, the "upsiders" who live lavish and only get from building to building from grated metal platforms that form bridges from balcony to balcony. And those who live within the rest of those buildings, working for those at the top, or the "mids".
    There are corrupt people at every level, and with that there are people who are equally good, but no one in this town is without guilt. Everyone is a victim of a system that only cares about profit, everyone wants the best for themselves and who they care about, and everyone will have to have to fight for what they believe in.

    I have two gifts when it comes to writing, making utterly bullshit AUs and making beloved characters go through hell.

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    The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?

    Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.

    Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.

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    They won the game, but it was only the beginning. Something went wrong (or maybe it was planned all along). Now six gods are stuck on Earth, memories of the battles and deaths still fresh in their mind as they try to find some way back. None of their friends seem to remember, and as old enemies reappear, the goal of leaving this new game grows further and further out of reach.

    Unknown to our band of heroes, The Alternate Game isn't leaving them entirely alone.

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    -- Done To The Lyrics Of: I Was Made For Loving You-Maria Mena (Cover) --

    Grandpa Harley has passed and John wants out of the house. Thank fuck that old man left him the beach house in the will (Much to Jade’s anger) and he takes this as an opportunity to start his own life even if it is a ten-hour flight away from home. John starts to get comfortable with the island life. He can understand why Jade would come here every summer. All the stories of hunting crazy animals and spooky things that lurked. He can see how this place builds that kind of creativity in the mind. Not that he ever believed in any of that bullshit. That is...until he meets a certain someone that lives in the ocean that likes to visit the docks by the house and John begins to grow fond of them.

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    Alpha Dave brings a gift.

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    Everyone, give it up, for the best man, Dirk Strider!

    ‘You’ve got this, Dirk. Just like you practiced. Just...Don’t look at him and you’ll be fine.’ Your fingers nervously fidget with their twin on the other hand, and your heart refuses to give up.

    You stand, bringing your half full wine glass with you. You can feel Roxy’s worried glances burning through your skull, and you look at her and flash a slight smile, telling her it will all go to plan.

    “A toast to the groom!”

    ~

    Inspired by potato potato’s ‘Satisfied - DirkJake (animated)’ on Youtube. Go check it out!

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    This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
    This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friend

    In other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down

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    David Strider finds the scene of the battle with Lord English to be a nice, if odd, change of pace, but doesn’t expect to find a shadow on the path.

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    Bro is thoroughly convinced that the guy who moved in down the hall is some sort of stalker, for all that he looks like a missing kid brother aged up three sizes. He's only mostly wrong.

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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

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    Dave would be more bothered about being woken up to an angry mother if she wasn't so hot. The sooner they can get their kids sorted out, the sooner they can ... flirt awkwardly and do nothing about it probably.
    (eventual smut I promise)

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    Follow along an Egbert who never opened the pandora's box of Sburb, and instead lived his life as normally as one possibly could. See to our intrepid protagonist as he faces the difficulties of alcoholism, existential crises, and an impending Alternian invasion! Find John Egbert searching for answers about his past and the choices he 'could' have made in an alternate life.

    A choice he was given 20 years ago, on his 13th birthday.

    Face off against a cast of well-beloved characters, now older and wiser but also just trying to fit into a society that puts them on a much lower standing than their alternative god-hood counterparts.

    If you like long-winded paragraphs of semi flow of consciousness 3rd person-limited narration surrounding the life of John Egbert and his soon-to-be friends, I highly recommend you read this.

    MAJOR NOTE: The beginning chapters are a bit slow and unimpactful. They serve to give a sense as to what John has become through his years of adulthood. It gets much wilder the longer you read!

    Author's note:
    I'll be adding more character tags as they come up in later chapters.

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    Time is money.

    Karkat Vantas is a bartender who lives in the ghetto with a deadly secret.

    Jake English is a gun-happy gang leader who's made a life of stealing time from the rich.

    Dave Strider is a nearly immortal, famed director with a death wish.

    Dirk Strider is a Timekeeper haunted by ghosts from the past, who has sworn to uphold a corrupt system.

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    As young, 12 year old Roxy Lolande flys through life on Earth, her dreams bare another life that grasps onto the supernatural and the unknown. From what once was a normal life, to days filled with halusinations, Roxy dives deeper into her subconscious, or what she thinks is her subconscious. From only fearing bad grades in class, to now fearing the drones in her dreams, she must save her mind from two conflicting sides of her home holding different stars.
    What will this young girl do?

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    David comes down with the flu and recieves a suprise visit from his brothers.

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    it all started with a sociopath who had wet socks

     

    a detroit become human au where hal is an android and dirk is depressed
    so nothings changed :)

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    i guess i have to eventually get started and not drown myself in a list of tangents and deflections of what i actually plan to talk about. which isnt anything at the moment. my publicist said this would be good for the ratings and promised me that i wouldnt have to do interviews for the next couple months and you know i said yes in a heartbeat. no offense, fuck that. all offense to you interviewers but you can kiss my ass. im tired of the settle down question. or when im going to have a kid, or if dirk is my actual kid or some kid i stole from a different universe, blah blah blah

    im literally just vibing.

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    Through the timely intervention of friendly aliens, dead dictators, and cyborg Obama, Dave and Rose no longer have their eventual death at the hands of the Batterwitch and the subsequent destruction of planet Earth to fear.

    Instead, they have something much harder to face.

    Parenthood.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

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    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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