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    The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?

    Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.

    Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.

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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    “Wait,” Dave says, squinting. “Hold the front door over here, but like, not too open because we don’t want these lil shits getting in and eating all the walnuts we’ve got in here, too.”

    “The only reason we have walnuts is for the jackpot, and if they can plan a heist to get them from inside, they more than deserve them,” Dirk tells him. Which? Is completely irrelevant, and the kid’s gotta let go of the whole ‘if they do crime and get the thing then they deserve it.’ Lalonde would call this a prime teaching moment, so Dave goes for it.

    “Listen, it’s only deserved if they don’t get caught and if we don’t send them to, Christ, I don’t know. Squirrel jail or something.”

    “You’re going to inflict horrors of the US prison-industrial complex on these poor animals?”

    No squirrels were harmed in the writing of this fic.

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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

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    36/?
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    John wants to get to know Dirk more since the end of the Sburb so he goes to the Consort Kingdom for a visit. On the way there, he runs into Dirk's Bro - D Strider.

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    Karkat thought this summer vacation with John would be a chance to get away from it all.

    Dave thought that this new island would provide a safe home for his family.

    Funny things happen when the two of them meet.

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    25/?
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    Dirk and John have been dating for over a year, but John still hasn't met Dirk's family. This is why.
    MIND THE TAGS.

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    In a version of reality where the kids win the game and their guardians are resurrected, Bro and D try to settle which one of them is more impressive.

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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    ты начинаешь видеть эти сны в тринадцать.
    тёмное небо, обсидиановые башни, меловые острова, вечные дожди, металлический привкус на зубах и всепоглощающая склизкая тьма. слепящая вспышка зеленого света, раз за разом.

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    Dirk Strider doesn't want to do this anymore, but he can't go without saying goodbye.

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    After escaping from his abusive home, Dave moves to New York with the rest of his family. There, he helps them run their coffeehouse. Turns out, working there is easier said than done. Especially when an employee with the name "Karkat" captivates his attention.

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    Dirk and Rose get thrown by cosmic bullshit from their respective universes to be stranded in the midst of Alpha Dave and Rose's cold war with the Condesce. They come to a single conclusion: the only way to keep the timeline from being doomed is to play a successful game of Sburb.

    Plans are easy enough to make. But Dirk Strider is a problem, and no one knows that better than Dirk Strider.

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    D didn't wait twenty-four hours between dropping Dirk off at the airport and forcing a mating bite on Dave. He hardly even waited five.

    But whatever. It’s not like Dave expected any differently.

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    Rose Lalonde is a high school psychiatrist. She can't sleep at night because of the problematic student. All she sees is a pure evil. That's why she never paid attention to the things that matter.

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    in which gay people ride horses and fall in love

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    First time doing a gift exchange! Dave finds a baby and decides to keep it (the baby is not you).

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    Your name is VRISKA STRIDER, and you run the coolest, most badass vlog channel in the history of Youtube, even if the rest of your family is determined to make recording videos a living hell.

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    a thing i wrote a few months ago and never properly finished

    friend told me to post it as a joke

    so I'm posting it

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    1/?
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