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    “What- No! It’s impossible for me to be more flustered than you!

    “Yeah?? Wanna bet?!”

    Before Akiyama could even process the question, the cop was slamming his hand on the coffee table, 20,000¥ under his palm.

    Why the hell not?

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    English
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    23,720
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    511
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    Han Jisung and his best friend pretend to be straight in order to become monarchs. They open a bottle of champagne, announce the engagement over a dinner, and are met with entirely positive reactions. Dahyun is all set to move in, and everything seems to be going exactly as it should be.

    Then Jisung meets Dahyun's servant, Minho, and their meticulous plan immediately bursts into flames.

    --

    (royalty au set in the early 1900's with relative historical accuracy // title from 'Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls')

    Language:
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    40,412
    Chapters:
    13/18
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1048
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    Luke goes to a boarding school, but gets a room with someone who's much older, and much meaner than he'd ever thought possible. It's only a year though, so maybe it'll all be alright ... Nah, he's fucked for sure.

    Language:
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    207,781
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2343
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    No sexual age play, messing/scat/poop, vomiting, suicide/suicide attempts, double penetration, breathplay, pet play, female-recieving anal sex, gender-bend BTS/BP/TXT (male reader or !trans reader/nb reader is fine to request).

    Requests must be BTS or !Reader focused. I do not write BP or TxT-centric stories.

    I will not include any fandoms outside of BTS, BP, TXT.

    18+

    Please see the most recent chapter to determine whether or not requests are currently open.

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    English
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    152,713
    Chapters:
    160/200
    Comments:
    1360
    Kudos:
    609
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    49815
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    It was just supposed to be a job. Simple.
    A distraction from missing her long-distance fiancé. Logical.
    There wasn't supposed to be an undeniable attraction, especially not to the well-known pop star. Deceit.
    They certainly never planned a lust-filled secret relationship. Betrayal.
    It began as a whirlwind affair, but secrets are revealed, and feelings are thrown askew, resulting in the last thing either wanted. Consequences.
    It was just supposed to be one season, one tour. One summer.

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    English
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    28,652
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    459
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    Being a world class rapper and singer can sometimes take a toll on the human body and after 3 world tours, and 4 kids, he's ready for a break. Min Yoongi (more commonly known as Suga or Agust D) just got back from his thrid world tour and he's looking forward to having a well needed break with his husband and kids.

    His husband decided that when they got married that Yoongi could continue with his goal of being a singer\rapper so his kids would have one parent at home. He's been counting down the days until his husband comes home. He's lived every minute of being a stay at home dad, but he's ready to have some help.

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    English
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    168,112
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    7845
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    another hilarious dsmp chatfic that the world definitely needs (lowercase edition)

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    8,467
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1469
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    “You should sit at the front row with us”

    Jimin scratches his nape, imagining all the intimidating people that sit at the front. Like Jungkook. “Oh I don’t know—“

    “I’ll sit at the back with you if you want? Then we you don’t have to play naughts and crosses on your own”

    Jimin sits up and looks at Jungkook, only to find him with a little smile and blushing cheeks. “Oh my god I cant believe you noticed that. I swear I’m not that guy from split or something, I literally just do it to practice cause I play it with my friend a lot”

    Jungkook laughs and shakes his head, “I didn’t think you were weird”

    Or

    A school romance where Jimin has a crush on his classmate, Jungkook, after staring at the back of his head in Maths class for like... the whole lesson

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    60,191
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1051
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    George and Clay never took the flirtatious jokes too literally, it was just for amusement. They felt comfortable enough to be simultaneously close as well as they did the fanfictions they would come across. Two different types of love, one true one fake. Or so they thought, soon during their first meet they start discovering more is coated beneath. The only thing is whether or not George can handle such a process, his anxiety was never an easy thing to behold..

    or

    ( george visits dream and they start finding out their
    chemistry is just as each one had long desired for in
    another individual, causing some interesting conflict. )

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    6,383
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
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    Valentine's Day is approaching, The Outsiders are preparing for a Valentine's Day Party. But A part of Miguel Barragan's past comes back to haunt him, a part of past that he told no one about. This results in him having nightmares and his trauma to resurface. Will Miguel overcome his fear and talk about before The Big Party or will he keep it bottled away and let fear consume him.

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    17,325
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    201
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    One chatroom, tons of chaos. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    79/?
    Comments:
    413
    Kudos:
    721
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    26728
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    When Killua is hired to kill a Tanalean princess, he doesn’t question it — he doesn’t need to. He is the heir of the Zoaldyeck family and he has blind trust in his family. After spending all his life training to take the lead of his family, he has no time for doubt or questions — no matter the dreams from another life that haunt his most painful days. However, on the night of the assassination, the hunted becomes the hunter: the princess is a fake, the assassination is a trap, and he isn’t who he thinks he is. The woman that emerges from the disguise — Hana — has set him up for reasons he can’t comprehend… and she isn’t alone. One nen exorcism later, with the nen curse plucked from his mind, Killua realizes one thing: the past twelves years of his life are a lie — a web of forged memories planted into his mind by his brother to control him. He is then left with the gaping void of a past he can never recover, the bitter taste of his family’s betrayal, a blurry sense of self, and more questions than he knows what to do with. All he can do is rebuild himself on the ruins of something he can’t even remember, with the ghost of his stolen memories standing between him and those people who call themselves his friends.

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    English
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    43,810
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    715
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    it's all in the title
    taking requests

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    31,207
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    1003
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    51738
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    a reimagining of 'Minecraft but the water level rises every five minutes.'
    major character death because Schlatt gets blown up twice, and it's implied they drown together at the end.
    [ title from no children by the mountain goats ]

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    English
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    12,408
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1214
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    Growing up is hard when you do it alone, but Setagawa was fine with that. He was used to being alone. At least that is what he thought until he met Kensuke, Hasekura and Kousuke. Together, they learn what the true meaning of family is. And possible, even love?

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    English
    Words:
    38,647
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1772
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    Language:
    English
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    3,412
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    529
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    Izuku Midoriya has a quirk. A late bloomer as they said. But his quirk may be more than what he bargain. A simple story where Izuku is powerful like a certain heroine from Marvel

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,524
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    359
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    dark horse - noun
    1. a candidate or competitor about whom little is known but who unexpectedly wins or succeeds.

     In the process of discovering Jonny has a huge dick, Patrick realizes more than a few things about himself - and turns their entire relationship upside down.

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    English
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    92,968
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    414
    Kudos:
    525
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    16451
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    *Can you do smut where buck comes before Eddie says he can so he gets punished? Like maybe he has to go in public with a toy.*

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    English
    Words:
    3,074
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1477
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    Even doesn’t really need a bot.

    What he needs is an actor. One who won’t bitch about the concept or the lighting or quit suddenly to follow a hook-up to Barcelona.

    He won’t be cruel or irresponsible. Even just has to make some films again soon before he forgets how or gets too scared to.

    Later on, when the Bot is sitting on the living room couch, one hand, soft and unexpectedly gentle, at his thigh, Even will think, shit.

    It’s more than that.

    He’d been lonely.

    (An Evak Botfic AU A love story)

    Language:
    English
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    72,165
    Chapters:
    10/21
    Comments:
    568
    Kudos:
    327
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    5703

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