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    Boggis and Downey spend some time hanging out together, largely on a rooftop.

    Or: In which Downey wonders about his own possession of a woolen hat with a bobble on it and despairs about his student's hygiene. Boggis, on the other hand, eats fries and wonders why you would not want your werewolf wife to be able to bench-press you.

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    4/4
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    22
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    44
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    3
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    The scene is set at the end of Night Watch, when Vetinari and Vimes meet in the cemetery, although somewhat bent to the purpose of my story. Vimes and Havelock realize that they have feelings for each other, and each of them deals with it in their own way.
    I saw a drawing that inspired this short story; it was an interpretation of the end of the book... although I have to confess I would have never thought of this twist if it wasn't for the drawing.

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    Some say the Patrician loves his city; some say he loves only power. Some say the Patrician is loved by his city; some say he is merely tolerated for lack of an alternative. Now something dangerous is brewing in Ankh-Morpork, something that threatens to destroy it utterly. At what price is Lord Vetinari willing to save its residents? At what price is anyone else willing to save him?

    Story is complete. New chapters will be posted about weekly.

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    2/10
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    2
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    9
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    The scope of the multiverse is so tremendously beyond the comprehension of most beings that if they were to truly know what it meant, they would break down and be unable to live their lives the way they wish. Most worlds are lucky to be blissfully unaware of the true picture of reality, never to encounter the higher forces and civilizations.
    However, when one of those higher forces make contact with one of those unaware worlds - intentionally or not, peacefully or not - everything will change drastically. Sometimes the change is slow, sometimes rapid. Regardless of the pacing, like all change, it is both good and bad. Civilizations have risen from simple worlds overnight, and have crumbled just as quickly. Many can't handle the revelation, and those that can are not always the best examples of honor and dignity.
    It is often said that each world - each universe - has a Song, and that all these Songs are related, intertwining together in a mesh of powerful destiny among the Spheres of the multiverse.
    This is the story of how a certain world inhabited by Technicolor ponies found their Song and how it interwove itself in the Songs of so many others. This is a story of how everything can change in a single moment.

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    144/157
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    78
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    It started with a hum in the air, the sense that something was ever so off-kilter. Sam Vimes was running out of breath and out of luck.

    He’d always known that it would come to this.

    Or: Sam Vimes travels to another leg of the Trousers of Time, Vetinari looks great in dresses and Sybil has a grand time.

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    The world didn’t end, but everything changed, and the reformed angel and the former demon decide to forge a new path together after breaking free, and neither hell nor holy water is going to stop them now.

    They have their own side to look out for, and it's a lot bigger than just the two of them. Which is good because you can’t fight heaven and hell alone. (Well you can try, but…) Along the way they make an arrangement of mutual trust with some witches and wizards and end up saving the world, and each other, again.

    [The previous works in the series "Ineffable Bastards Universe" are all worldbuilding for this one, starting from "In The Garden".]

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    209,400
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    40/?
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    284
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    129
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    A collection of drabbles based on various and sundry Downey/Vetinari prompts, primarily from tumblr requests. Feel free to request drabbles either in the comments here or over on tumblr.

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    30,333
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    854
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    "Ye gods, man” Vimes grimaced, moving the coffee mug away from his face to scowl at it like it had personally offended him. “What did you put in this?”
    Constable Fiddle blinked at him. “It’s sugar, sir.”
    Vimes made a face usually only reserved for very special occasions, like looking for missing evidence in a public privy, or finding an unexpected vegetable in his bacon sandwich.

     

    A slice from a (more or less) ordinary day in the Watch.

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    10
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    29
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    1
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    126
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    We all know that, somewhere in the multiverse, all possible realities exist. So it stands to reason that in one of those realities, some of the people populating the Discworld might look a little familiar...

    Tumblr user Phantomdivine gave me a very generous gift the other day, and I wanted to return the favour. Enjoy, Becci!
    If anyone likes this, let me know - I'd be more than happy to create further chapters on commission, or even just if enough people ask me nicely.

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    In which Angua notices something about her commander and a certain local tyrant, and considers the responsibilities of friendship.

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    1/1
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    10
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    Enchanted apples. True love. Trolls. At least Carrot gets to sleep through the whole thing. Vimes, on the other hand, does not get paid nearly enough for this.

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    1/1
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    1
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    mini recueil de mini fics centrées sur Ankh Morpork qui se modernise ;
    1ère vignette : Moist, en retard, pondère sur l'état de la circulation urbaine à Ankh-Morpork et les projet de Lord Vetinari.
    2ème : Mr Fusspot et son joujou mécanique. 3ème : Le régime instauré par Vetinari lui survivra-t-il ? 4ème : Périmé, le vieux CMOT ? 5ème : L'invention historique de l'argent. 6ème : Et le respect dû aux anciens ?
    7ème : Twoflower, Proie facile.
    8ème : Drumknott, Post It.

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    Français
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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    2
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    Même les génies ont parfois commis des erreurs à leurs tout débuts.

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    La nouvelle recrue au Sérail d’Al-Khali s’effare encore de la pauvreté de la poésie de son Seriph. Mais ça lui passera…"><

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    1/1
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    How Maladict decided to join the Ins-and-Outs.

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    1/1
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    It is, in a sense, a marriage of convenience. At the very least, it is a wedding of convenience.

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    1/1
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    21
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    Remember when Sam Vimes decided to stand on the roof of a train and rip his entire shirt off based on a really flimsy excuse? Vetinari does. There's a reason for that.

    Originally written for the Hogswatch Fic Exchange.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    46
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    3
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    Hogswatch fic. Prompt: When the cold front rolls down from the hub, old injuries ache. They both care a lot about each other’s well-being and comfort but neither of them is the sort to slow down and take care of themselves, which is a tricky sort of situation. They’re each thinking, “someone ought to retire early and have a warm bath before the day is out.” Neither of them is thinking, “that someone is me.”

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    1/1
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    The latest trend in the Discworld is Bobbing!

    Language:
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    1/1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    36
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    Бывают песни, которые никогда не исполняются в трезвом виде. «Нелли Дин» – одна из них.
    А еще те, которые начинаются типа «Когда я домой возвращался с войны…» Излюбленная пьяная песня жителей Анк-Морпорка и окрестностей – «На волшебном посохе нехилый набалдашник». (С) Терри Пратчетт "Стража! Стража!"

    Должна признаться, что когда я впервые услышала песню "На мою девушку упал космодесантник", я наконец-то поняла, на КАКУЮ мелодию надо петь эту самую анкморпоркскую излюбленную. Да, песня, ясное дело, не слишком приличная, но вроде бы это не противоречит ее описаниям в романах. ;)

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    Русский
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    166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    5

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