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    Chronica Picta, or an illustrated chronicle of Aziraphale and Crowley, mostly in pencil. I'm currently participating in the Good Omens angst bingo, where you can mostly expect the themes of angst and hurt/comfort and in the Good Omens Bingo with more general topics (so expect some humour or fluff as well).

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    19/?
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    Aziraphale is a contestant on his favourite game show, 666 Heartbeats, where the amount of time he will have to answer the questions is dictated by how fast his heart is beating. If he wants to win big, he'll just have to stay calm. Easier said than done when he has an enormous crush on the host, who won't stop reassuringly touching him.

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    Basically Ligur gets Michael pregnant. So they will be dealing with the consequences.

    I’m sorry for this.

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    AZIRAPHALE: In the beginning, we woke up in the Good Place--
    CROWLEY: I told you, Aziraphale. This can't be the Good Place.
    AZIRAPHALE: (cont'd) --and Eric introduced us as soulmates, which was just lovely.
    Crowley SPLUTTERS.
    AZIRAPHALE: But unfortunately, all was not as happy as it initially seemed.

    Or, watch Aziraphale and Crowley navigate the shenanigans of a Good Place neighbourhood run by Eric, as a very cracky love story attempts to unfold.

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters every other Tuesday until I run out of material.

    THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!

    They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.

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    A complete retelling of the Good Omens story featuring Anthony, the Angel of the Dawn, and the Duke of Hell Ezra.

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    Crowley wants to get a cover-up tattoo, and finds an artist that appeals to him. Turns out Aziraphale appeals to him in more ways than one.

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    4/?
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    TheOldAquarian's summary:

    Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.

    Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.

    Reader's note: Updates on Sundays

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are living together after stopping the end of the world. One night, they suddenly find themselves presented with the opportunity for parenthood and a new life begins.

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    One of them was a funeral director, the other was a florist - can i make it any more obvious?

    Aziraphale runs a family business- a funeral home. One day at work he encounters Anthony Crowley, who needs to organise the funeral of his half-brother. As it turns out, Crowley is a remarkable florist. And what of it?

    In the background, we see Newt Pulsifer - a professional in what he does, an expert in his field. Too bad most people don’t hold any appreciation for his skill when it comes to forming a relationship with the embalmer… Is this why he chooses to speak in half-truths with a lovely girl that chats him up in a cafe?

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    Crowley planned to sleep in until October. That gets interrupted when Heaven approaches Aziraphale for help in finding a kidnapped son of God.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “To which point -- I do have to get up for work in the mornings.”
    “Don’t most people?”
    “Yes, but -- I get up rather early.” Aziraphale lifted his eyebrows hopefully, but the neighbour remained impassive. Good Lord, was he going to have to spell it out?
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” He swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums before eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    Gabriel Angelo, of one of New York’s top crime families, is a sharply dressed, pompous man on his way to be the next family head. He’s careful in his steps and a stone-cold killer always looking for ways to take his disowned brother, Luc, and his lot down a peg. His constant obstacle in his way? Beelzebub Prince.

    Prince is not that different than Gabriel, always trying to keep power under their thumb. And, much to Gabriel’s chagrin, a snazzy dresser that crosses boundaries that are usually seen as taboo for one once deemed a principessa mafiosa. They are as quick of wit as they are with their gun and care less about pretenses and niceties that are still expected of people of their station. But that seems to be the same of near all of Lucifer Mattina’s clan.

    What could make these two work together?

    A dark shadow that haunts all mafia families, preying on their most vulnerable. A shadow that haunts both Angelo’s and Prince’s past, more than it has most, leaving a different type of scarring on each.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have survived Armageddon and now need to find a way to survive their upcoming trials. In their focus of the danger at hand and the joy of confessing and physically showing their love, they miss another danger entirely.
    Or, what if Ligur was brought back in the reset and snooped on the husbands’ plans for the body swap?

    If my story looks familiar it’s because it probably is. I had a different AO3 account when I started writing. It got deleted for personal reasons and this new one started. All the fics from the old account got moved to here ❤️💜💙🧡💚💛

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    ALTERNATE UNIVERSE - HOGWARTS

    Crowley couldn't understand how, for so many years, he had considered Lucifer his best friend when Aziraphale was right there at his side.

    Or: How Lucifer becomes Satan and is ready to take Crowley with him, voluntarily or not.
    Welcome to my very self-indulgent Hogwarts AU, in which Aziraphale and Crowley get to be good friends and drink cocoa in the Great Hall, until everything goes to shit.

    (NOT a crossover)

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    Written for the Good Omens Holiday Exchange 2020. Post-canon adventure for Newt and Anathema as they try to process the events of Armageddon only to find themselves thrown straight back into occult matters. Who ransacked Jasmine Cottage? Is anywhere safe? What is the evil pun owl?

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    Aziraphale, a very competent art conservator who specializes in oil paintings, spots a fake van Dyck at Michael's gallery. He is hired by interpol officer Gabriel to hunt down this forger, who had duped wealthy folks out of millions for recreations of van Dyck and Rubens paintings. They team up with Anthony Crowley, who has worked the circuit selling paintings and might have a clue on who is forging them (maybe because he's the artist they're looking for).

    Too bad Anthony got mixed up with Beelzebub Prince and a terrible gang that are also looking for said forger. They sold a bad painting to their boss? They want revenge.

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    20/?
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    After a horrible week at work, Aziraphale is encouraged by his friend and colleague Anathema to attend a hypnotism show to take his mind off it, after all, what could be more distracting than watching a performance by the stunningly handsome hypnotist Crowley?

    After finding out a little bit about Aziraphale's work situation, Crowley is eager to give him a pleasant experience and for him to leave the show feeling better about himself, but he later grapples with the ethics of what he's done, and whether he might have inadvertently influenced Aziraphale more than he intended.

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    Chapters:
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    A group of rogue replicants led by the new Nexus Prince Line has headed back to Earth to try and find a way to lengthen their lifespans from the standard 5 years given to them by the Morningstar Corp. Blade Runners Gabriel and Aziraphale are set to take them out.

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    It's Day Four of Creation, and things are not going to plan.

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