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    Anamnesis (n): (1) Recovery of memories, particularly those of a past life. (2) A patient's medical history. (3) The memorial aspect of the Eucharist ceremony.

    Heaven and Hell realise that there is more than one way to destroy your enemy. If you can't kill them, go after their minds, their memories, and everything that makes them themselves.

    Loosely inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Normal Again."

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    They did not meet, as one version of this story goes, in Eden, surrounded by lush foliage and flowers and the scent of the first rainstorm on the breeze.
    They also did not meet in Heaven, but that seems the logical place to start, as you likely have questions that need answering, but the story is a long one, and we will tell it as simply as we can.

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    Eric the Disposable Demon discovers the truth about Aziraphale and Crowley's body swap. So, naturally, he blackmails them to be his friends and teach him how to fit in on Earth.

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    Crowley makes the deadly mistake of getting himself captured by demon bounty hunters, and he's sold into a peculiar angel household where all the rules are flipped upside-down and his owner is much too nice to be owning a demon at all.

    Aziraphale buys a demon with the intent of finally fitting in with his peers, only to find himself quickly growing attached.

    With the threat of capital punishment haunting them at every step, a defiant group of demons and a cunning circle of angels struggle for their freedom within a totalitarian society where one wrong move could mean death.

    May peace be with you.

    Welcome to Caelum.

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    There is a third side.

    And it's growing.

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    Heaven won.

    On paper that sounds like a good thing in reality not so much though.

    But one side begins to remember.

    Let's just say that the angels want back what they think is theirs.

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    After the Failed Apocalypse (and an even more catastrophic Trial), Hell's morale is not at its best.
    Desperate times call for desperate measures, even if they come in an unexpected form.

    After all, it's not like some random human girl could actually led demons to a path of self-discovery, isn't it?

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    Lord Beelzebub was agitated.

    This in and of itself was not unusual – Hell was an exceptionally agitating place. Only, that was not why the Lord of the Flies was agitated.

    No, the reason that Lord Beelzebub was agitated was that the Archangel Gabriel was missing, and no one in Heaven or Hell seemed to be able to tell them where he was.

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    The apocalypse is about to be ended, but Adam decides to play matchmaker and stops reality to force these two to face what they won't say. God becomes interested.

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    Things had been nice since the Armageddon't.
    Till now.
    Now Crowley and Aziraphale are called back into active service, and all too quickly they discover that something worse than the Apocalypse is looming.

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    Gabriel and Beelzebub are getting an Earthly Residence.
    They've left the organisation of that to the Demon Crowley.
    They could trust the Demon Crowley, right?

     

    A mishmash of POV's over the same time period, encompassing Crowley's latest cock-up, with what is going to be a satisfying end chapter.

     

    Tags will update as the story progresses.

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    In the aftermath of Armageddon, ash lingers. In Heaven’s frigid air, it drifts about like tainted, unholy snow.
    Aziraphale fought during both the Great Wars; now, weighed down with commendations and war injuries, he finds himself tasked with guarding the Serpent of Eden. Though Aziraphale can’t understand why, those yellow eyes themselves are a temptation—a temptation to question everything.

    Or in which an angel and a demon misplace 6000 years’ worth of memories, the Antichrist and the not-so-Antichrist join forces to reverse the apocalypse, and a couple of Archangels realize that free will isn’t a thing restricted to humans.

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    Crowley finds himself in another universe; Aziraphale goes to fetch him. In the meantime, Team Free Will has to figure out what to do with the 6,000 year old demon that won't stay in a devil's trap and keeps rooting through Dean's vinyl collection. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Despite what most people and people-shaped beings around the universe might assume, Lucifer was the last person to want to bring Armageddon about.
     

    Or, in other words, Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.

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    After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale and Crowley are spending as much time together. Better yet, they're doing it on the side they've aligned themselves to, and doing everything the Human way. Well, nearly everything. Can't be helped with minor miracles and such. But they're in love and they're happy and everything's wonderful enough that they go to a cafe to enjoy some crepes, where Crowley notices a man giving him a ticket of all things! He has to stop him! And he does!

    And then he's gone from Aziraphale's life.

    Now Aziraphale has to figure out how to get him back.

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    As a Crossroads demon, Crowley is obligated to show up where he is summoned immediately. This is an inconvenience of the highest degree, but one occasion proves to be a little more interesting than most.

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    “—I’ve been told it’s a liability issue, see, they just don’t want to be held responsible for anything you might be getting up to in your new capacity as a freelance traitor, so they sent me up here with this for you to sign which absolves them of all fault for your actions, on Earth and elsewhere, in perpetuity in all dominions earthly and spiritual, it’s all in there, if you want to read it…” 

    Crowley hesitated for just a moment before spitting, “Alright, give that here,” and snatching the paperwork out of Eric’s hands. 

    ***

    An unexpected visit from Hell's messenger boy sends Crowley & Aziraphale's date night down a chaotic path.

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    Подарки сверхъестественных бессмертных существ друг другу иногда бывают очень неожиданными. К тому же обладают рядом удивительных побочных эффектов, вроде влияния на души смертных, человеческую культуру и судьбы цивилизации и мироздания.

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    The Sequel to Hell Spawn.

    Four years after the end of Hell Spawn and something strange is happening with the angels and demons assigned to London. When Gabriel and Beelzebub try to look into the matter they end up getting more than they bargained for and are now forced to rethink and try to rekindle their long dead relationship for the sake of the greater good. If only it were that easy...

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