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    A tale of two tours- Tusk, The Dance, and points in between. Sex, drugs, rock n' roll, and heavy angst ahead, so consider yourself forewarned!

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    He knows that she's hiding something. From the moment she stood up to him at the Quidditch world cup, eyes blazing and full of unearthly power, there was something very dark about her, like a shadow waiting to strike. She's mysterious, the new girl whom no one has ever heard of before. But as Draco Malfoy gets closer to the twisted enigma that is Maya Rajesh, he fails to realize that her secret is far less innocent than he expected. A secret which if let loose, could, in the end, be the death of both of them.

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    Ever since the tale of kriff squad’s names had lost the 212th an unspecified favor to the 501st, he has been expecting retaliation, and here it is. Tup meets Wooley. Captain Rex will be in for so much teasing when this gets out.

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    Valentino is an abusive douche bag but the protagonist is too much of a masochist to catch on right away.

     

    You can make this either a character you made, you, or my original character. They have white skin and curly hair, the rest is up to you. They are Non Binary though. I will make a picture with my original character so you have an idea ;#
    Inspired by Like A Dark Paradise by Bad Stygian

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    ( definition of ) Facade - a false appearance or way of behaving that hides what someone or something is really like .

    ** Credit to ( online ) Macmillan dictionary ) **

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    Hot Pants gets too high, a trip to Burger King ensues.

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    1/1
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    Draco pampers Hermione after a long week at work and fights a losing battle against his urges.

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    Liliana, for all her young life, has been trapped in the city alongside her peers until she comes of age. Thrust out on her own with no time to prepare, she makes her way to the magical Stardew Valley to recover, where she meets someone... unexpected. How did he manage to escape the entrapment of the rest of their kind?

    By necessity, this will be a slow relationship, as her presence causes him physical pain. But it doesn't help when he can't stay away either...

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    93/?
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    After orders have been given Nightingale (AKA: Katya Solovyova) has to go confront her former mentor, James "Bucky" Barnes (AKA: The Winter Soldier), and bring him back to HYDRA. Knowing that he would never come back willingly, she knows that she must kill him unless she can force his hand and have him kill her first.

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    Hermione takes control and tests Draco's ability to control his urges.

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    There was an easy way to solve this, he thought one night and picked up the phone. He had no need for conversation or companionship, and his schedule was much too busy for love. What he needed was what anyone else needed, something primal and instinctual. A need that needed fulfillment.

    What he needed was a professional.

    He just hoped that it would be worth his time.

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    3/?
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    Things start to take a darker turn as Draco struggles to control his urges.

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    There was a sort of malign, malignant boredom that all human beings possessed the distinct capability of accessing in dire straits, during those times when the brain was so lacking stimulation that it was willing to do something profoundly stupid in order to get a little lick of anything in for the nerves. Thus, with an ample supply of frigid fridge-batteries acquired, Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider were about to begin licking 9-volts, just to get a kick. Why? Well, why else would you like a 9-volt battery if not because you were really bored and there was little else to do? Plus, Rose always possessed an idle curiosity about the sensation ever since she heard about it from a friend years ago, and really, what else would you do with a 9-volt? Use it? Not very likely.

    109/365

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    The characters of Star Wars have all gotten together...and as you would expect, it’s gotten out of hand.

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    27/?
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    There's Marcell Toing, owner of Ratatoing, but a nobody on MouseTube. Then, there's the Thicc Three Mice, the most popular MouseTube channel out there. When Carol gets the thiccness from Harambe, their lives come together in a way no mouse, cat, or gorilla could've ever expected.

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    Gilbert Blythe is just living his life when he encounters the most extraordinary, probably insane woman he ever met.

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    8
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    Chaeryeong is bored. She wants something new. All she gets, though, is nice cars and elite penthouses whose staff continuously try their best to get her 6 feet under.

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    When Cale went to sleep, he had never expected this to happen.

    A transmigration. A 'vacation'. A cackling annoyance inside his head. Well, at least he got new victims to torture and scam

    Damn the God of Death to eternity ^_^
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    The tcf hp crossover I had been waiting for, but never got to read so i decided to copy thanos and be like 'fine, I'll do it myself'

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    Mycroft Holmes holds a "small" position in the British government. Greg Lestrade is a detective inspector for the Scotland Yard. They cross paths when Mycroft starts surveillance on his younger brother Sherlock and his new "business associate" John Watson. Greg walks away feeling puzzled, but Mycroft feels as though something has torn his chest into pieces. Could it be that there's a heart in there somewhere?

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    3/?
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    2
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    If she's planning to expose a liar, then she has to corner them psychologically. Only then will they reveal their true self as a liar, hiding beneath a layer of deceit.

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    Marinette must juggle the tags of being Ladybug and debunking Lila's lies before it's too late.

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    English
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    35,774
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    1
    Comments:
    64
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    117
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    4303

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