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    "Cribbage, Miss Austen?” Crowley asked.

    “Oh yes,” Jane said with a smile. “My brother Henry once told me you can tell a lot about a man by how he plays cards. Probably why I’m still not married.”

    OR:

    It's 1809 Clerkenwell, and Crowley is called to the estate of his old friend and master spy Jane Austen to play cards and discuss a possible heist.

    For SOSH's Guess the Author for the prompt "Cards"

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are bad at communicating, which sometimes means hurt feelings, and sometimes means Crowley goes the wrong way and has to be conveyed to hospital.

    (or: I guess I should write Crowley as the sole whumpee occasionally.)

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    After Aziraphale leaves, a depressed Crowley has not a reason to move on. But with the ineffable plan in danger, a corrupt Heaven and everything he cares about at stake, Crowley needs to step up as Humanity champion, help his angel thwart Metatron's apocalyptic plans, at the same time he learns to become a parent and part of a family

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    “What business would I have in a park aside from meeting you? I’ve no clue what you’re on about.”
    A twinkle appeared in those blue eyes that made Crowley cock his head. Aziraphale merely smiled softly.
    “Dear boy, you are in for a treat."

    AKA, Aziraphale and Crowley go see the Great Exhibition of 1851.

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    Aziraphale wants a night in...Crowley has other ideas.

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    The flower, despite being light as a feather, feels like it weighs a million tons in Crowley's hand. They stare down at the carefully crafted origami creation and swallow a lump in their throat.

    Today was the day.

    The day they're going to tell Aziraphale how they feel.

    Or
    Crowley asks Aziraphale on a date, it goes rather horribly and then it doesn't

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    It's not a meet-cute, because they don't actually meet, and that's the worst part of Crowley seeing the most beautiful woman in the world, stumbling, and breaking her ankle. She gets the weeks in plaster, and none of the pretty lady -- at least at first.

    In a village small enough that the Queer community is more like a family, it's no time at all before Crowley and Aziraphale meet, and set about courting each other. Secrets are shared, flirtation is had, and Crowley falls again; just this time, the local A&E isn't involved.

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    Upon realising that Aziraphale is a firm believer in quite a lot of superstitions, Crowley comes up with a rather wily plan. At least according to him.

    Written for SOSH's Guess the Author no. 21 - Superstition

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    “Who was at the very first rehearsal, hmm? Who read over Shakespeare’s shoulder as he put ink to parchment? If anything, I know Hamlet just as intimately as I know you.” Aziraphale picked up his teacup again and looked at Crowley over the rim of it. “Maybe even more.”

    Crowley was tempted to ask if he’d fucked Hamlet.

    ****

    Aziraphale is cast as the lead in a community theatre production of Hamlet, a lifelong dream of his and a lifelong night terror of Crowley's. But, as the hapless Crowley helps him run lines, it becomes a mystery why anyone would let Aziraphale on stage. Tears are shed, skulls are crushed, monologues are butchered, and through it all, Crowley remains supportive. After all, the show must go on--even if it is the fifty billionth production of stupid, overrated Hamlet.

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    Crowley wants to live with Aziraphale and doesn’t know how to ask if that’s okay.
    So, instead, he does the logical thing and decides to just…move into the bookshop.
    Subtly.

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    After being told by Aziraphale he'd see him "when all this is over" Crowley starts his lockdown nap early. But what do demons dream about when they take a multi-month nap? Being Britain's greatest secret agent on a mission to save the world and rescue his best friend of course! And if that best friend also happens to be his love interest? Well, what Aziraphale doesn't know can't hurt him, right?

    OR

    The dream sequence James Bond AU that nobody asked for but everyone encouraged me to write anyway.

    This story is mostly complete and I plan to update on Tuesdays and Fridays.

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    Aziraphale finally asks Crowley an important question: how was he planning on going to Alpha Centauri when the world was about to end? The answer is not what he expected.

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Проходите сквозь зеркала трезвыми, товарищи.

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    Crowley hadn't had a plan for surviving the end of the world. He fully figured the world was fucked and the only thing for it was to grab the angel and flee to the stars. Plan-like, surely. Plan-adjacent.

    Aziraphale had had a plan. It just wasn't a good one, due to a number of faulty assumptions and missteps both theological or literal.

    It's been a few months since the world didn't end. Having been spared from destruction once, an angel and a demon have spent those few months getting pissed, getting bored, and sometimes getting downright paranoid waiting for Trouble to come knocking.

    As it turns out, drunk, bored, and anxious are not the best conditions for planning. Months passed, paranoia faded, boredom rose, and when Trouble knocked, not one single better plan was anywhere to be found.

    Now, Aziraphale and Crowley are once again in panic mode as they try to save (one-eight-billionth of) humanity in a short time. Above and Below have combined their considerable powers of spite and also of power, and one interesting young woman is their target. Can one angel, one demon, and each of their brain cells work through their issues while thwarting the powers that be, again?

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    Aziraphale wakes to find the bed empty next to him and discovers something that will probably be a lasting memory between them.

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    Another (short, silly) version of what happened next!

    Mastodon

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    “Goodnight, angel,” Crowley said slowly, and hung up the phone.  He bit his lip, hesitating.  Something had been… off about that call, right?  He wasn’t just imagining things, lonely after weeks of isolation?  Because he thought, maybe, that... that Aziraphale might be in trouble.

    Crowley stared down at Aziraphale’s contact photo, a slightly blurry picture of the beaming angel in front of the duck pond at Saint James’ park, and then muttered, “Fuck.” 

    He scrambled up from where he had been lounging on his throne, rounding his desk and rooting around in the drawer for something to write on.  He found an old notebook and a pen he had stolen the last time he went to the bank, and scribbled down at the top of the first clean page, HOW TO SAVE AZIRAPHALE FROM THE BASTARDS ANGELS HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE

     

    [Crowley jumps to conclusions and stages a dramatic rescue]

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    Just some silly little riffs that would probably work better in comic form, except I can't draw.

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    Aziraphale had never thought that he would fall, but here he was.
    And for a demon nonetheless.
    A handsome, sexy, not-so-evil, and extreme childish demon.
    How did he ever fall for this buffoon?

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