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    Maxwell, the creator. Kepler, the enforcer. Jacobi, the destroyer.

    SI-5 is for dirty work, for the jobs that no one else would take (even if they could). How could it be made of anything except monsters and those dumb enough to become them?

     

    A look into the SI-5 team from their childhoods to the finale.

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    im just posting this so i can link it on twitter. don't look at me.

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    Alexander Hilbert has come back to Earth as an alien clone with a very peculiar woman in tow, and his former crewmates try to figure out how they feel about it.

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    Alexander Hilbert left his job as a surgeon to open up a flower shop, and has been struggling to make it work since... and struggling even more to keep up some pretense of a social life, which becomes suddenly vital to his well-being when a series of late-night deliveries turn into a serious flirtation with a woman named Rosemary. Fortunately, he’s got the backup of his employees, Renée Minkowski and Doug Eiffel, along with their part-time bookkeeper Hera Pryce, all of whom are working through issues of their own, from Renée dealing with aging parents and an absent husband, to Hera’s overbearing mother, to Doug’s extremely awkward attempts to flirt with Hera.

    (Real story: I got a misprinted Hilbert shirt with “Bad Wealth Floral” on the back and decided if I changed it to “Bad Health Floral” it would be perfectly in character. This resulted.)

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    A surgeon’s speciality is in the ability to cut clean and quick down to the bone; to make few marks, do no harm, pain only for the sake of healing.

    No-one told Doctor Hilbert any of this, apparently.

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    Everyone has been happier lately. The past two years have been good, or at least as good as they could be. Goddard fell apart without its heads, and while adjusting and recovering has been difficult, having their little group of survivors safe and back home has helped. Renée and Isabel got engaged, Hera and Alana have a strong relationship, and Doug… Well. Doug is Doug. Still working with communications (a radio show host, in fact), still making a thousand pop culture references a day, still watching the same movies a hundred times in a row, and still a little alone. Just slightly apart from the group, and from the rest of the world.

    And then there's Jacobi, a little separate too, and with more in common with Doug then either of them really realize.

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    What if Eiffel didn't hide in the storage room during the events of Box 953? What if, at the end of their two year review, Cutter decided they could really use a team building exercise to make certain that everything was running as smoothly as possible?

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    When Doug suggests holding a funeral for his old self, he inadvertently raises some very difficult questions for the ex-crew of the Hephaestus.

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    A year or so after what's left of the Hephaestus crew get back to earth, they decide to take a road trip together to meet Eiffel's daughter. What could go wrong? A lot.

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    doug finds out hera can see colors he can’t.

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    It thinks they’re strange in a very pleasant way; the way Commander Minkowski hums tunes to herself even though no one is watching, or the strange noises that come from Doctor Hilbert’s lab on a very regular basis. The way Eiffel talks to the void outside like he’s expecting someone to interrupt his musings. Hera’s many monologues and little experiments with herself and the ship.

    (There’s an awful lot you can see from the vents. Space Mutant Plant Monster, on her crew, itself, and humanity.)

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    An alien, an AI, and an amnesiac contemplate their futures on Earth.
    Plus: piracy, corporate retreats, the color blue, and the unfortunate reality of alligators.

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    Эйфель вернулся на "Гефест", без волос и ногтей, но живой. Доктор Гилберт испытывает по этому поводу чувства разного толка.

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    Some time after the finale, the remaining crew members of the Hephaestus are roaming the halls of the Sol. They were all in Cutter’s private room when Minkowski opened a drawer, causing a chain reaction that led to the only door to the room slamming shut. No way in, no way out. Hera could try to hack into whatever system controlled the door, but that might take awhile. That left the five crew members in the room with only the glossy-cased, unopened board game that laid in the drawer they’d opened that they recognized all too well.

    It was going to be a long wait, that’s for sure.

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    “And Hera,” Eiffel said. He swallowed thickly, and he knows he’s crying. “Hera, I—“

    The rising nausea made him pause, and the room began to swim around him, faster than before. Eiffel tried to speak, to tell Hera what he needed to tell her, but no words came out of his mouth. His head felt faint, and his vision quickly filled with black, and then he was falling, falling—

    Doug Eiffel wakes up at his house.

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    PODFIC of meterokinesis' fic You Say I Killed You (Haunt Me Then)

     

    Maxwell, the creator. Kepler, the enforcer. Jacobi, the destroyer.

    SI-5 is for dirty work, for the jobs that no one else would take (even if they could). How could it be made of anything except monsters and those dumb enough to become them?

     

    A look into the SI-5 team from their childhoods to the finale.

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    “The thing about her,” He says, quietly, “Is that you wouldn’t have even known if she liked you until you really knew her. She wasn’t good at showing emotions, or knowing how to show people she cared about them. But...she respected you.” And I can’t tell if you proved her wrong or right, he doesn’t say. Alana Maxwell had appreciated efficiency, people doing what they needed to do in the most logical way. She might have been impressed or surprised that Minkowski had the guts to pull the trigger, if she hadn’t been on the wrong end of that gun.

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    You’re cold.

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    "The first time she went into Eiffel's room after they lost him, Minkowski had a reason. Or at least, she gave herself one."

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    The Hephaestus Crew never really thought there would be an 'after'. 'After', as it turns out, is a chaotic mess of uncertainty. A brief examination as to where the survivors ended up. Doug moves to a new apartment. Lovelace can't sleep. Renée helps a friend cope. A cat tries to eat a fish. Jacobi reaches out to an old friend.

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