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    Hermione can't sleep, she is plagued by nightmares from the war.

    She is a professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, just barely keeping her head above water. So when Draco Malfoy appears before her, applying to become Potions Master, Hermione finds herself pulled out of her state of despondency to deal with his near-constant presence.

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    Hermione believes that she had healed from the Battle of Hogwarts. She lives in a comfortable cottage with thick gardens and a warmth hearth. She works at a bookstore and will soon take over the business. Her chosen family has remained close despite adversary, yet she feels that something is missing.

    After sharing a cuppa with Ginny, she learns that her friends are struggling. Wanting a chance to spend more time alone together, Ginny and Harry ask Hermione if she would be willing to look after James, Albus, and Lily for the summer. Hermione happily agrees.
    What Hermione assumes to be a nice summer with her nephews and niece, soon gets turned upside down. She learns that Draco's son Scorpius and Albus are best friends. Her peaceful summer is soon changed when she realizes that she will have to come to terms with her past with Draco.

    Being forced into Harry's inner circle had never been part of Draco's plan. While he's pleasantly surprised by Harry's alarmingly forgiving nature, he doesn't expect to receive the same treatment from Hermione. When he learns that Hermione will be watching Harry's kids for the summer, he attempts to dissuade Scorpius and Albus from hanging out. However, the boys have other plans.

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    Gravitation
    [Law III: To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction: or the mutual actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal, and directed to contrary parts.]

    The trio's search for the Horcruxes was abandoned when Griphook absconded with the Sword of Gryffindor, leaving the three – traumatised and disheartened – to return to join the rest of the Order in the ongoing brutal war against Voldemort. Several months later a maimed, disillusioned, and broken Draco surrenders himself to the Order after his failures earn him Voldemort's displeasure, and Hermione finds herself the warder of the prisoner in the cellar.

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    Five years later, Hermione finds herself in a position where she runs into him again. And maybe they got lost in translation. Maybe she asked for too much. But maybe what they had was a masterpiece 'til he tore it all up. Running scared, she was there and she remembers it all too well.

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    He wasn't pardoned like many other wizards and witches. He was sentenced to five years of Azkaban.
    After those five years, he didn't know who he was or what to do with his life.
    Group sessions with a mind healer and other f*cked up people, a social occupation in a bookshop and a parole officer who brought back all kinds of memories...
    He wasn't at Azkaban anymore, but he still did not feel free. He felt broken, like pieces of glass, scattered all over the floor, in a house that wasn't his home.

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    Hermione Granger has everything! Record-breaking NEWTS, her dream job, and a loving boyfriend.

    Except, long distance is kind of hard. And she's mainly doing low level admin work, that she somehow keeps messing up. And actually, why does everyone else seem to be so much better than her at this?!

    No, it's fine. She's got this!

    Right?

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    “I’m sorry,” he blurted.

    Hermione huffed a humourless laugh. “You’re going to have to be more specific, Malfoy. I wish I could say I had a list of all the things you could be sorry for, but that seems more like something you’d do. I bet it’s another pure-blood tradition. Keeping a record of wrongs.”

    Malfoy only responded by pulling out a small folded-up tapestry and shoving it into her hand that was not preoccupied with holding her wand towards him.

    “What’s this?” she asked, already knowing what the fabric was, just confused about why he gave it to her.

    “An explanation.”

    She furrowed her brow in confusion, but then he jutted his chin - a gesture for her to unfold the tapestry. Hermione rolled her eyes and carefully unfolded the item. Her initial reaction was simply confusion as she read over its contents, but it quickly turned to shock.

    “Oh,” was all she could utter.

    “Oh,” he echoed.

     

    Dramione secret family heritage with a twist AU

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    The war is over. Voldemort is dead. Everything is back to normal. Or, as normal as they can be...
    In the aftermath of the Second Wizarding War Hogwarts opens its doors to former students who were unable to complete their final year. Hermione Granger, returns for the optional eighth year hoping to find the normalcy that the war stole from her. It should be no trouble, after all is she not the brightest witch of her age? But when her own mind is working against her and she finds herself unable to cope, Hermione finds relief in the most unlikely of friends.
    For Draco Malfoy the eighth year at Hogwarts is not optional. Surrounded by people who would rather see him as dead as the Dark Lord, Draco must prove to the Ministry that he is reformed if he ever wants to rejoin Wizard society. Suddenly Hermione Granger of all people becomes his only hope of making it through his classes and passing the N.E.W.Ts. Hermione Granger whom he tormented for years. Hermione Granger whom he couldn't even raise a hand to save from his family.
    She should hate him. She should want him dead. She should not be the only person who brings his soul comfort, who offers warmth in his cold, unforgiving darkness.

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    Third year at Hogwarts. Hermione Granger is enrolled in more classes than humanly possible, thanks to her trusted Time-Turner. She attends Muggle Studies twice a week and is shocked to see Draco Malfoy, of all people, inexplicably taking the same class. She resolves to ignore him and fly under the radar without even acknowledging his existence. But Malfoy has something else in mind.
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    Completely pre-written, mostly pre-tagged. Updates every Tuesday.

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    After saving the world, Harry Potter decides to take a well deserved break and become a hermit at Number 12, Grimmauld Place. In his exploration, he stumbles across a new room: Orion Black's office. The office seems completely ordinary, except for the giant, mysterious mirror taking up half of a wall, that is in fact a portal to the most unexpected place.

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    Draco Malfoy hates Harry Potter. He’s reckless and too involved. No matter how immaculate Draco’s defensive spellwork is, Potter always finds a way to get hurt in his Auror equipment. It forces Draco to spend endless hours in his lab perfecting the spellwork and charms to protect The Almighty Savior. How does one even manage to get their entire leg sliced off on a standard patrol shift anyway?

    Draco is an inventor and potions master for the DMLE. Harry is an auror with a death wish and an invincibility complex it seems. Draco’s job is to preemptively keep Harry safe by improving his equipment. Harry seems hellbent on losing Draco his job, as he gets hurt in more and more creative ways. Hijinks and friendships ensue as Harry and Draco grow closer every time he sheepishly limps into Draco’s work room.

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    After the Battle of Hogwarts, things for Harry Potter should have gotten better. Some how they have gotten worse. The nightmares haven't changed, just more vivid with more faces. He couldn't stand social interaction and touching. He just couldn't stand his thoughts or the crushing guilt that was all but drowning him. He has a house he doesn't want, no job or career and is completely at lost to what to do with his life.

    Draco Malfoy is currently in hell. That is all he can think of. Muggle Hell. His life is currently falling apart and not just because his entire family has been sentenced to live like Muggles. He didn't know what he had been thinking when he had thrown Harry his wand. He had been stupid. All he could hear was Pansy screaming at him, his mother's terrified look and his father's disgusted one. He couldn't sleep at night and the guilt of such a stupid decision ate at him. He had thrown away his future, his friends, his education, all for what? On a gamble that stupid saint potter would be the end of it all, finally?

    They both were completely surprised when they recieved a letter from Hogwarts at the end of summer inviting them to redo their final year and graduate.

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    After five years of awkward, helpless pining in the shadows, Draco Malfoy is finally ready to step out of his family's cruel legacy and stand on his own. His goals?

    ✔️ Take Muggle Studies to figure out what's 'out there'
    ✔️ Socialize with more students from the other houses
    ✖️ Hopefully, hopefully be able to finally tell Hermione Granger how he's felt since Year 1

    What to expect: Draco's POV. Amortentia trope. Slytherin gang. Hermione is effectively teaching muggle studies in her monthly club. The excitement of the Yule Ball has now necessitated regular dances at Hogwarts. Muggle music. The prefect bathroom is not a bad place for a bath. Moaning Myrtle is a hilarious menace and paid actor.

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    Draco est en panique. Il vient de recevoir un mot de son petit ami, Harry, signant d'un étrange mot inconnu aux yeux du Serpentard... "XOXO". Mais qu'est-ce que Harry pouvait bien vouloir dire?

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    Harry Potter is bored. Maybe that’s why he finds himself in this position now, blindfolded on a muggle YouTube channel ready to spend the next hundred days with a stranger in a room filled with cameras. And now all Harry can do is wait to see the person he’ll be staying with for the next three months. He struggled for a few seconds to untie the blindfold before light flooded his eyes, and he had to blink a few times to get used to the lighting. And then he turned to the right and looked straight into the eyes of Draco Malfoy.

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    Harry enters into a MrBeast challenge where you stay in a room for 100 days with somebody and you get money, but he doesn't know that Draco is the other person participating. They learn about each other and come to realise they are much more alike than they thought before.

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    Harry knew that accepting the third option presented by death meant living through it all once again, what he didn't expect was how different this path would be without a certain someone trying to make a martyr out of him rather than the so-claimed heroe media keep on trying to portray him as.

    Slow updates because being a med student sucks, and also because this takes a lot of world-building.
    English is not my first language.

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    After witnessing Harry’s return with Cedric’s dead body at the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Draco begins to question his father’s ambitions and beliefs. His mother reveals her, and, therefore, his non-human heritage soon afterward, and they realize they must go into hiding or suffer as all non-humans will when Voldemort comes into power.

    They go to the only person they think might be able to help and also be too noble to use their situation against them:

    Harry Potter - whose mother may have had more in common with Narcissa Malfoy than anyone expects.

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    Draco spends his days at the manor just like any other day. It feels like everything is the same until he chooses to change that.

    Featuring: Soft Draco, tea time, baking and lots of fluff hopefully. *Whispers* And a little bit of pain. Sorry.

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    Hermione Granger is in big trouble. The deadly virus she was working on somehow has been released from the lab, and now it’s mutating. Will Hermione and the gang solve this on time before any of their loved ones die? Or are they all doomed?

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    *Back from hiatus! :)

    The word mudblood still stood red and clear on her left forearm.
    Carved by a cursed knife, in the hand of Bellatrix.
    It was a reminder of the cruelty of the values their adversaries in the war had held.
    She had been a victim of the war like so many others but she had been on the victorious side.

    Hermione was, without a doubt, never going to like Draco Malfoy. But Hermione didn't have the energy left in her to keep on hating him either. She was gonna try and ignore that he even existed - that would maybe have been easy enough if it wasn't for the nightmares that he kept sneaking into.

    He had hated that girl - he had really thought that he hated Hermione Granger.
    Seeing her on the floor in his childhood home that day. Seeing what she was being put through by his own aunt.
    At that moment Draco had realised that he never had hated her.

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