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    It was a long time since she had felt like this, like a demon. Orion stood still and looked at her. He said nothing because he didn’t have to. She could feel that he was sending calming emotions to her through the bond. But somehow it made her feel even more angry. She screamed again, louder this time. More potion bottles exploded behind her and Orion’s desk moved dangerously. Orion now knew the seriousness of the situation and walked over to her an touched her gently on the cheek. “Show me your eyes.” His voice was soft but firm. It was a command, not a request. He didn’t use the power he had over her often but times like these when the bond was not enough he had to use the other option. She had no choice but to open her eyes to him. His frowned deepened. He did not like what he was seeing. Artemis could feel the worry and slight anger pulsing of the man. “You need to calm down. Now. Or I wont hesitate to knock you out.” She closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths. This time she let the calming emotions wash over her and she relaxed. Orion had cupped her face in his hands and he was stroking both her cheeks with his thumbs, similar to what she had done to him many years ago.

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    Hufflepuff witch Felicity Zabini struggles to find normalcy as she enters into her 6th year at Hogwarts, reeling from her father’s sudden death and her mother’s quick remarriage into the Zabini family. If only she had known that discovering Draco Malfoy falling apart in the bathroom would spiral into so much more.

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    Harry Potter was obsessed with Draco Malfoy and constantly watches as he drifts about Hogwarts like one of the ghosts. Harry decides it's time for him to end their rivalry once and for all, so he befriends him. Falling in love was not part of the plan.

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    Draco comes back for his eighth year at Hogwarts after spending the summer in Azkaban and predictably, very few people are happy about it. He and Harry become friends.

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    Whatever Draco thought his life would hold for him, it was not being stuck in a cage in the middle of Eeylop’s Owl bloody Emporium.

    Of course, Potter has to come along and save the day. Again. But with Potter's magic on the fritz, Draco has to wonder who's keeping an eye on the 'Saviour'.

    Bah, the Ministry can't do anything right.

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    Two months after the war and Harry is struggling to cope with life. Having faced his mortality, and being plagued by incessant nightmares from the battle, he becomes a recluse as Summer gets underway. One day he is left to his own devices and finds an old potions textbook which may have the answer he needs. He decides to take drastic actions to relive the childhood he and Sirius never got to share.

    After the war, Draco was acquitted for most of his crimes, and is released on house arrest under the care of an appointed guardian. Having his magic suppressed and monitored is one thing, but his Mother's cousin was an entirely different matter.

    How is he going to cope when he has to live at Grimmauld Place with his cousin, Sirius Black, a baby Potter and no magic!

    [Rating will change in later chapters]

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    No one can ever say Maria isn't stubborn.
    She snuck her iPhone into Hogwarts, so what? It’s not like she’s breaking the law! Besides, it makes it so much easier for her to find her soulmate. Sorta.
    The whole ‘You can hear the music your soulmate is listening to’ in the magical world? Absolutely sucks.
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    AKA The TikTok soulmate au is actually written down as a fic

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    The blank piece of parchment stared back at him. What do you think you're doing? it seemed to say. What do you think you’re trying to accomplish? He probably won’t even read it, so what difference could it possibly make?

    “Probably none,” Draco muttered as he dipped the nib of his quill in the inkpot, “but I’m going to do it anyway.”

    52 letters in 52 weeks.

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    When an abrupt transfer from Ilvermorny shows up in the dead of night, Hogwarts students can't help but to be interested in her origin. Draco Malfoy is no exception - especially not when he's had a growing itch that no other lovers have been able to scratch.

    For Cal, her time at Hogwarts is temporary. She wants so desperately to be good, and it just doesn't seem to be in her nature. Putting an ocean between herself and her problems doesn't solve them, but she finds lovely distractions inviting her into every dark corridor of Hogwarts, and that's enough for now.

    Story Playlist - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/49kt5KZlp2Q0n41VLlGvxS?si=7e439f6d8c10409c

    NSFW. Pretty much just porn with a plot. AU where year six for the students is actually a little fun.

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    Draco Malfoy is absolutely clueless when it comes to Muggle culture. With Neville's guidance, he reaches out to Hermione for a "Muggle Studies" crash course to help show the Wizarding World he's a fully-reformed Death Eater, but they both get more than they bargained for.

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    Draco's father is in Azkaban, his mother is in a padded cell in St Mungos, and Draco is on house arrest with his blood traitor aunt and her orphaned grandson.

    And it's all Hermione Granger's fault.

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    Epiphany; a sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of something, or an intuitive grasp of reality through a simple or striking event; an illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure or a revealing scene or moment.

    Draco Malfoy was convinced the life he lived was it for him. That he would spend the remainder of his time in a fractured marriage, healing the wounds his wife left upon him and his son.

    That is until Isla Bell barrels unexpectedly into their life and squeezes her way into both Malfoy boy's hearts.

    DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN MAJORITY OF THESE CHARACTERS! THOSE RIGHTS GO TO J.K ROWLING.

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    Harry clearly hadn't known what to expect when the I rapped my fist on the scared front door of Grimmauld Place one uneventful Saturday. I waited a good minute at the stoop, anxiety a boa constrictor around my ribs, trying to keep Tasha from slithering into my cloak.
    Seeing no response, I beat the door again before switching to the morbid knocker which dented the ancient door further with a resounding bang.
    Finally, the door unlocked and Potter hauled it open, only for me to thrust a familiar white snake into his face.
    "Take her."

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    Where Harry wonders what's going on inside Draco's mind and what he finds is not what he expected.
    Or where Draco is a mess and Harry is used to fixing other people messes.

     

    Basically, me giving Draco de redemption HE DESERVES and hurting my feelings while doing so because I'm a sucker for angst.
    Also english is not my first language and I'm at college so bear with me pleaseee. And no beta read, we die like women.

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    After getting rejected by Harry Potter, Draco is furious. Fuming in rage, he decides that he's going to scam those gullible mudbloods, in order to show off his superiority to them and feel better. He does this by demanding monthly monetary compensation for teaching the fools stuff that can easily be found anywhere. Like wizarding traditions and holidays. You know, that stuff that is readily available for free everywhere.

    (Or: In which Blaise has a bet with Theo. How long will it take Draco to realize that he's raising an army of extremely loyal muggleborns and half-bloods who adore him? The answer may surprise you.)

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    It's 2002, three years after the war. Ginny's relationship and career have blown up in her face. Draco isn't faring any better as a disgraced owl post worker. Hatreds live on as they're forced to work together at the Ministry during the height of muggle social reform. When death eaters escape, they find themselves at the centre of a conspiracy, the only two who can solve it.

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    Bhuail Hari Potter lena nathair ag aois a hocht. Bhí a fhios ag Hari Potter faoin domhan draoi ó dhíbirt fola íon. Is breá le Hari Potter na Malfoy cosúil leis an dara teaghlach. Is cailín beag ionramhála í Hari.
    Níl aon leid ag potter Hari conas gníomhú timpeall ar dhaoine. Gníomhaíonn sí timpeall na Dursleys mar tá sí lag, go dtí go ndéanann sí féin agus Dudley banna thar a nathair. Feidhmíonn sí cosúil leis an leanbh is neamhchiontach timpeall na Weasley's. Timpeall na Malfoy's áfach, tá sí chomh Slytherin agus is féidir

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    Draco had accepted long ago that he and Potter are cordial colleagues, at best. Then, they are assigned to the same complex case and find themselves tangled within an elaborate scheme of dark magic.

    Somewhere between the late nights and long road trips, Draco falls further than he ever intended.

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    For some reason, when Dumbledore stopped talking, shocked, looking at the Goblet, Harry somehow knew what was going to happen.

    "Harry... Harry Potter!"

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    All the characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
    And just saying, this is a safe place for everyone! No matter your gender identity, your sexual orientation, no matter anything, you're safe, accepted and respected here.

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    "Edamame," Theo says.

    "The fuck did you just call me?" Blaise’s face contorted quicker than a shifting boggart.

    Another eye roll. “The pasta, it’s made from edamame.” Theo pronounces it with a certain twinge of pomposity that would have Percy Weasley reeling. Too many syllables. Vowels too lengthy. “Type of soybean, I reckon.”

    "IT'S NOT PASTA!" Blaise’s roar shook the walls of the foyer.

    Pansy snorts into her mug. “I don’t know about you, but I think this dinner will go swimmingly.”

    Draco and Hermione have reached a domestic milestone. They've finally decided to move in together. Draco invites her over for dinner, but what would a little Slytherin hospitality be without some sugar and spice?

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