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    Harry finds it very hard to sleep after the war. He’d been helping to rebuild the castle and spends his last night there- wide awake because his sleep keeps getting disturbed by nightmares. Draco faces a similar problem and so it comes they find each other outside in a wonderful summer night.

    (AKA alternative Epilogue featuring Drarry!)

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    After a nasty breakup, Hermione decides to take some time off from her job at the Ministry and visit friends and family in the United States, traveling from Boston to Savannah by train. She grew up as a Muggle, after all, and she likes trains, and she deserves to do something just for her.

    "Just for her" goes right out with window when she runs into an old nemesis at the train station--an old nemesis in need of some help that only Hermione can provide.

    What begins as a good deed in tight quarters slowly morphs into a night neither of them will ever forget.

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    My take on what Draco Malfoy might have been like in the first year or so post-Second Wizarding War.

    Also, my first attempt at a reader insert, even though there is no dialogue.

    Also also, I kinda suck at titling things, so just ignore the title if you don't mind.

    Also (x3), I did not proofread this or have anyone beta read this, so sorry in advance if it's terrible or makes no sense.

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    Whatever Draco thought his life would hold for him, it was not being stuck in a cage in the middle of Eeylop’s Owl bloody Emporium.

    Of course, Potter has to come along and save the day. Again. But with Potter's magic on the fritz, Draco has to wonder who's keeping an eye on the 'Saviour'.

    Bah, the Ministry can't do anything right.

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    Two months after the war and Harry is struggling to cope with life. Having faced his mortality, and being plagued by incessant nightmares from the battle, he becomes a recluse as Summer gets underway. One day he is left to his own devices and finds an old potions textbook which may have the answer he needs. He decides to take drastic actions to relive the childhood he and Sirius never got to share.

    After the war, Draco was acquitted for most of his crimes, and is released on house arrest under the care of an appointed guardian. Having his magic suppressed and monitored is one thing, but his Mother's cousin was an entirely different matter.

    How is he going to cope when he has to live at Grimmauld Place with his cousin, Sirius Black, a baby Potter and no magic!

    [Rating will change in later chapters]

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    everything had to happen for Harry to Kill Voldemort... but what if things changed? for better or worse?

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    “You know,” she started, “All the bookworm stuff isn’t even me. I— well the real me— hates reading and studying. It’s boring. I’d rather be dancing or training or something. My name isn’t even Hermione Granger, for god’s sake.”

     

    When Hermione is forcibly set to marry Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini, she loses her friends and freedom. However, when her muggle world secrets are revealed, a group of Slytherins prove they’re not so bad.

    Or, The Brightest Witch of Their Age may be a Mudblood, but she’s a damn special one.

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    When Hermione takes Draco home to her parents’ house for her birthday, she’s a little apprehensive. It’s the first time he’ll meet them, as well as his first time in a Muggle home. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Draco decides he'd like to experience life like a common wizard so Harry takes him on a Muggle bus ride. Based on the wonderful lyrics of Common People by Pulp.

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    Draco wakes, his last memory a crushing pain on his head, now a dull, pulsing headache.
    Something wet trickles down his temple. Blood.
    It's too cold. He gathers the sorry excuse of a blanket around his naked body.
    He is chained.

    It's Potter sitting there.
    The bastard's looking at him like nothing's wrong.
     

    *Copyright belongs to J. K. Rowling and her publishers. I'm not making income from this.
    This is fan-made fanfiction for everyone.

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    ||Perviously titled 'The Wolf and The Snake'||

    ||REWRITTEN||

    ACADIA KANE was four-years-old when her mother was murdered and she'd never known her father. Her very accomplished aunt, Ophelia Kane, took her in without hesitation. Well-loved and content she lived an advantageous life with her aunt, even though she was plagued by nightmares and an incurable curse.

    Once on the Hogwarts Express, Acadia and her childhood friend meet a boy that would change their lives forever. However, The-Boy-Who-Lived wouldn't be the only boy that would alter her life.

     

    I DO NOT OWN most of the pictures I use, Harry Potter nor any of J.K.'s characters/her original plot.

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    This is my second ficlet for the Game of Drarry summer workshop. You don't need to read the first two ficlets in the series for this to make sense, but if you want to, they're here.

    Harry gets word that there has been suspected Death Eater activity and is sent to investigate, while Draco could be in danger.

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    Harry thinks Draco's fear of the evil toaster is adorably funny, Draco doesn't.

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    Does Severus have a third Mastery in Pining? Because it takes real talent to pine for someone who is right there in bed with you.

    How does Ron know so much about Muggle religions?

    And has Draco uncovered the secret behind the Marriage Law?

    A month ago, Draco, Ron, and Severus were all forced to marry Hermione. Can their fictional marriage survive the revelation that it is fictional? Or is this just an ordinary existential crisis?

    After all, who hasn't looked in the mirror and asked, "Am I real? What is real, anyway?"

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    Hermione teaches Draco the use of a phone.

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    Astoria is 3 days past her due date and is armed with a television and a yoga ball

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    Bloody hell, it’s going to be a long year, thought Harry as he exited the Great Hall. He had escaped the feast early, wanting to get away from the crowd, from all the familiar faces--and all the missing ones.

    He knew coming back to Hogwarts would be hard; but he hadn’t expected it to hurt that much.

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    What happened after the Battle of Hogwarts, Eight Year and Beyond. Not epilogue compliant. Endgame Draco/Harry.

    A lot is going to happen in this fic, which can be summed up with Harry Is Not Okay And Won't Be For A While.

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    After the event dubbed the Infinity War the universe is healing. Through the use of the Infinity Stones before they were destroyed forever, Thor was able to turn back the clock on life, death, and reality. Asgard is restored, life has been brought back to those who died not only by the Mad Titan’s hand, but also by those of Hela’s. Loki and Thor rule as the two kings of the Nine Realms.

    During a visit to Midgard Loki discovers something… interesting. Loki introduces Thor to a society that exists separate from that of the rest of the mortals in this realm. Mythology and history states that the Asgardians had been to Midgard before and the God of Mischief’s magic has long been entangled in the magickal folk of Earth. In an overcrowded bookstore, Loki discovers a child with magic that sings to his own. A descendant with magic far more potent than any common human’s. Chaos is wrought, destiny is rewritten, and Asgard gains an heir as Loki takes the child as his own. There are still many enemies across the universe to Midgard and the many realms. How will the Avengers and the rest react when introduced to Prince Draco Lokison?

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    Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things.

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    I'm Draco Malfoy, and if you're reading this, it means I'm dead. I wrote this to show kids like me that they aren't alone, a man named Ronald Weasley has always had access to these entries. If you're reading this, it means either he's showing you directly, or he followed instructions for once and published a finished and fully edited version of my entries. It's my story, the one about me straying from the path that was chosen for me. I gave up on pretending to be the perfect son my father, and embraced the broken disaster gay that I am. Yes, typically death comes at the end of a story, but mine began with it. Why should the retelling be any different? So sit back, delve into my thoughts and memories, and remember; there is always a choice. You just may not always like it.

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