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    Harry was anticipating a meeting with his biggest fan. He did not anticipate an arse signature, or what came afterwards

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    (Hermione closed her eyes, and she thought she could remember something- a flash of green light, someone screaming. A cold hand, a white hot burst of pain.

    A baby was crying.

    She opened her eyes.)

    AU. The Wizarding World might have forgotten their mudblood Girl Who Lived and left her in an orphanage for 10 years without any knowledge of magic, but Hermione is determined to succeed, to show them what she is capable of. Of course, being sorted into Slytherin doesn't help matters much.
    (GWL, Chosen one!Hermione Granger)

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    𝐇𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄; 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜, 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦.

    𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬; 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

    𝐀𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬.

    𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫.

    𝐈𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡.

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    A transgender redhead and his platinum blonde bully fall helplessly in love.

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    Set when Stiles is 16, and during the Golden Trio's 6th year at Hogwarts.

    The Nemeton blocked the Ministry's sensors, so he never got a letter to Hogwarts. But when he uses magic, accidentally, it triggers the sensors and he gets a late letter, and he's new to Hogwarts and befriends Harry Potter, Hermione and Ron.

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    If you were given the option to write yourself into a story to fix everything wouldn't you? Maybe Possessing an unwilling and unaware Petunia Dursley on her son's eleventh birthday is slightly immoral. It's also entirely possible that forcing Dumbledore to hire her as the new Muggle Studies teacher and make the subject compulsory is extremely unethical. Harry doesn't seem to mind though so we'll call it a win.

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    Harry Potter hadn't known what to think when a letter addressed to him arrived, nor when he wrote a letter back after the house's tingly shield encouraged him to do so. He certainly hadn't expected three oddly dressed people on his doorstep claiming he's a wizard. No, definitely not.

    It doesn't mean to say, however, that they weren't welcome. No, quite the opposite in fact; Harry hadn't stopped beaming.

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    Join Harry in his first year at Hogwarts as he makes friends, goes to classes and hexes that little prick draco. Oh, and what in God's name is a three headed beast doing on the third floor and who the flipping heck is Nicolas Flamel?

    Harry was soon to be enlightened.

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    Book 2 of the Unexpected series

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    “You don’t seem very surprised about the snake talking ability.”

    “After the troll, the dragon, and the three-headed dog, I think I can handle a snake.”

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    In which Harry remembers that Adhara is a Slytherin.

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    Hermione Granger hates Harry Potter just as much as the next Slytherin. Until she doesn't.

     

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    First year, Hermione stumbles upon a magical room in the courtyard. It is a small balcony overlooking the Black Lake. Through unfortunate circumstances, Draco Malfoy strikes a deal with Hermione. They will share the Balcony during their time at Hogwarts with lots of magical ups and downs. It takes them longer than they would like to admit to realize that they may not hate each other as much as they think.

    Takes place from third year until right after the Battle of Hogwarts. Not epilogue compliant. Will not be a super dark fic, but will have dark elements. PLEASE READ THE TAGS. This IS a wip, please bear with me.

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    Draco Malfoy is cursed.

    Ever since Fenrir Greyback ripped him to shreds, Draco has transformed into a monster every month on the full moon. The change is painful, and living with Lucius Malfoy might be worse. But Draco is strong. He doesn’t need anyone, especially not Remus Lupin.

    Remus Lupin might be the only person in the world who understands what Draco is going through—but he has enough on his plate, between the still-raging wizarding war, the publicized nature of his status as a werewolf, and his best friend, Sirius Black, who Remus might think of in a more-than-friendly way. He certainly can’t take in a seventeen-year-old Death Eater—can he?

    (Portuguese translation available)

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    “Oh come on, Draco” His name sounds so right in her voice. She threaded her fingers through the hair on the back of his head and pulled, tilting his head back to bare his throat. “Don’t you want to play?” It’s whispered into his ear and she sounds downright dangerous.
    He swallowed, forced his breathing to stay even. “How do I win?”

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    Harry Potter finds a cat in his house, and decides to let it stay for a while.

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    Rosa Potter was known on Privet Drive as being an inquisitive little child, large circular glasses making her already big curious eyes even bigger. Her aunt always called her ‘bug eyed’ and ‘owly’, which she knew was meant to be an insult but found rather cute instead, and took to the garden to hunt down bugs that might resemble her. The girl was always covered in mud because of that, wandering around the neighborhood with dirty hands and feet and face, her long wild hair attributing her to a savage deposition. The neighbors considered her a pest, half crazed as she army crawled through rose bushes and scaled fences in her effort to explore every possible nook and cranny.

    When she was eight years old, only three months from her birthday, Rosa Potter disappeared without a trace.

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    It took three months, but Ron finally got his revenge.

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    He knows that she's hiding something. From the moment she stood up to him at the Quidditch world cup, eyes blazing and full of unearthly power, there was something very dark about her, like a shadow waiting to strike. She's mysterious, the new girl whom no one has ever heard of before. But as Draco Malfoy gets closer to the twisted enigma that is Maya Rajesh, he fails to realize that her secret is far less innocent than he expected. A secret which if let loose, could, in the end, be the death of both of them.

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    Harry is killed in his Duel with Voldemort in the Graveyard after the Triwizard Tournament. Three years later and the world looks much different. The order has been hunted to extinction. Voldemort’s supporters are everywhere.

    Draco’s parents were killed at the beginning of the war when the order attacked the manor where they suspected Voldemort was staying. Ever since then Draco has lived with Severus Snape, who made an Unbreakable Vow with his mother before her death that he would protect Draco from harm.

    He just finished his seventh year and has just taken the Dark Mark, intent on revenge for his parent’s death, when Snape comes home and is carrying an unconscious Hermione Granger. He’s rambling about hiding her and keeping her safe. Something about the order and payment for a debt. In her hands is a book, forbidden by Voldemort as propaganda. A History of Magic.

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    Wisteria Pembrooke is a kind and sweet girl. She accepts everyone, and is willing to be friends with everyone. On Wisteria's 11th birthday she gets a letter to Hogwarts. At Hogwarts she goes on many journeys, and she meets someone who will change the course of her life forever.

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    12/?
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    Draco Malfoy has been secretly shagging The Chosen One for five months now. The only problem he’s having is that he can’t brag about it seeing as The Chosen one is publicly dating Ginny Weasley.

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    Harry wanted to take him apart and put him back together, to make him weep and to make him howl with laughter, to be his master and his slave and his everything.

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    The re-telling of the myth of Hades and Persephone! However, this story has some extra twists to it.

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