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War of Hearts by Beet_Feet
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale returns from Heaven after five years. Crowley is less than jazzed about it. Will they find a way to reconcile? Magic 8 Ball says: "Signs point to yes."
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I’ll grab my plants. by literarylayne
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2024
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my first ever fic, these old gay dumbasses being drunk off their ass brought to you by an overeager teen on vacation who just got their hands on an ao3 account
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Vaguely, he wondered if the angel would remember using the nickname “pet”, and if he did, if he would be willing to do it more often.
But, well, that wasn't drunk Crowley's problem. He could deal with it in the morning.
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It was now the morning, and Crowley had no idea how to deal with it.
Aziraphale had yet to wake up- on the few occasions he did sleep, he would be out like the dead for at least 12 hours -so the demon had no way to tell if he had remembered that one little word.
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Or: Aziraphale uses a new nickname while drunk one night. Crowley has some opinions on it, and manages to share them with him the day after.Series
- Part 21 of Wants and Needs - GO Dynamic Exploration
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The Great Valentine’s Bake Off by sugardustedtulips
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Mar 2024
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“Think you’ve read the rules wrong. Says it's for couples only - some sort of Valentine’s baking contest, I guess,” Crowley muttered, a twinge of disappointment bleeding through the moroseness of his voice.
“Oh, I know,” Aziraphale replied matter-of-factly.
“I was hoping we could still go together, Crowley. We could definitely pass as a couple. Muriel certainly thought so - she handed the invite to me this morning down at the bookshop. Thought you were my partner.”
“Ngk,” the redhead replied, eloquently.
Aziraphale wants to join Muriel’s Valentine’s Bake Off, but only couples are allowed to join. Crowley gives in, and now he has to a) learn how to bake and b) pretend that they’re together. Fluff ensues. [Human AU]
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- Part 7 of (ridiculously) Cheesy Ineffable Fluff
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记一次饮酒,与天使已经长上的左耳洞。
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words unsaid by rainbowumbrella
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Feb 2024
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“There could be an accident! Or they could use the holy water against you! I can’t - I can’t take that risk,” says Aziraphale.
Crowley lets out a growl of frustration, and suddenly he’s on his feet again, vibrating with an energy that Aziraphale has long since learned means that he’s doing his very best not to start pacing. “Why? Why is this so important to you?”
“Because I love you!”
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Following the argument in 1862, Aziraphale goes back to his bookshop, and resolves to forget it. He’s less than successful.
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- Part 16 of do it with style presents - highway to pail
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Crowley had ended up doing himself a favor by so quickly pulling together his initial plan to sneak into the estate as a snake, because now it meant he had a little bit more time to play with before Lucifer and the gang got impatient. Still, he didn't have forever to get his assignment done. He needed to build trust between himself and the guardian fast and efficiently if he wanted the addendum to his plan to work. And that meant love bombing.
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Crowley's a mage-thief tasked with stealing a Powerful Artifact from some rich arsehole’s walled estate, and the first obstacle is getting past the fearsome beasts guarding the only viable entrances. Luckily, the guardian of the eastern gate seems like a soft touch, and Crowley is very good at shapeshifting, so he's pretty sure he's found his poor bastard of a mark. Things do not go according to plan.
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Missing scene from S2 Ep1, where Jim goes to sleep and Aziraphale and Crowley stay up to have a drink
'These beings had fallen down an inebriated spiral after the Supreme Archangel showed up at the doorstep of the bookshop, completely and utterly naked. They still have to deal with ‘Jim’, but in the morning. For now, they are drinking away their problems in each other's company.'
(making them interact to fill the void)
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every day's most quiet need by shanimalx
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Feb 2024
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Crowley stops by Aziraphale's new bookshop with a gift. The night gets a little away from them after that.
(But neither of them mind, particularly.)
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Written for the Good Omens Minisode Minibang, with art from opscuritas!
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The Angel Gets Drunk (for the first time) by sugardustedtulips
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jan 2024
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“I’d like to try getting drunk,” Aziraphale stated matter-of-factly after theatrically clearing his throat, punctuating his sentence with a swallow as his Adam’s apple bobbed up and down.
Immediately, Crowley choked on his saliva, his wet coughs soon turning into a poorly-concealed snigger, staring at the stone-faced cherub in amusement.
“You what?” he asked incredulously, almost scoffing as bewilderment gleamed in his widened eyes.
Aziraphale wants to experience getting drunk for the first time. Crowley helps him do exactly that. Of course, they both end up absolutely hammered, and Aziraphale can’t stop gushing over his husband. [Slight AU where they’re married and only Crowley has tried alcohol]
Just renamed!Series
- Part 5 of (ridiculously) Cheesy Ineffable Fluff
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I'm Not As Hugged As You Drunk I Am by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jan 2024
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Going home is that way. No, that way Aziraphale. Thaaaaaat way - oh oops he's on the ground now. Hehe.
(Or Crowley is drunk, Aziraphale is also drunk but somehow more stable and these walnuts are trying to walk home)
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- Part 13 of In Pursuit of Hugs (unrelated Hugfest fics)
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Hard to Forget by Ghostinthehouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2024
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By the time Crawly found him, Aziraphale had lost track of how much he had drunk. Everything else was a blur, but even the rough spirits couldn't block the memory of Sandalphon gleefully destroying Sodom and Gomorroh.
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- Part 102 of Ficlet Omens
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The Pointy End Goes The Other Way by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2024
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Aziraphale is extremely drunk, mildly stabbed and rather more annoyed about the former than the later. But then, a demon appears!
(It's Crowley! Crowley! Oh Aziraphale is quite pleased to see him).
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Couch Duty by kittygirl2210
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2024
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After Hell comes a knockin', Crowley and Aziraphale hole up in Aziraphale's bookshop for what Crowley believes is their final night together. Aziraphale, however, reveals that quite the opposite is true. The pair end up drinking throughout the evening and a tipsy Aziraphale convinces Crowley to stay for the rest of the night.
Inspired by MercatAnika and biolumantis on Twitter!
Also once again featuring my HC that Crowley relives some of his aziracrow memories as dreams instead of like actual dreaming
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Snake In A Bottle by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jan 2024
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Crowley finds a delightful new napping place, Aziraphale gets to spoil his snake demon and a woman learns that insulting the bookshop snake is a great way to ensure you do not have a good time.
(Or shenangians involving Crowley and bottles)
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How To Decorate A Snake by Chillax_92
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Dec 2023
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After a little stroll on the local Christmas market, Aziraphale and Crowley come home to their cottage and need to warm up. While Crowley spends some quality snake time in front of the fire, Aziraphale drinks some more hot chocolate with amaretto and contemplates how to get the place a little more christmas-y.
[Despite this being part of a series, it can definitely stand by itself. No need to read anything else first (or at all, really :-D ]
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- Part 3 of The Precious, Peaceful, Fragile Universe
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Aziraphale is curious about the human activity of kissing. Crowley offers to teach the angel everything he knows - which is absolutely nothing.
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In The Next Room by maidenimage
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2023
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Crowley doesn’t know it yet, but this is going to be the first, last, and only night he spends in the bookshop.
In which Crowley and Aziraphale get drunk, play poker, and then everything changes.
Or: Why TF is Aziraphale giving Gabriel his spare room while he let Crowley live in his car for years? Oh, this is why.
Set in canon between season 1 and season 2. Title lifted from a Neon Trees song of the same title.
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The Rains of Eden by Sabine16
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale drinks when it rains because it reminds him of Eden- staring into his backyard and imagining what the plants of Earth could not do: the Wall, the Garden, and Crowley.
Of course Crowley visits during this rainy season.
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Songs From the Sea by kittygirl2210
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Nov 2023
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Anthony J. Crowley isn't a good pirate. Well, rather, he's not really a pirate to begin with. Employed (forced) by a pirate crew, he is a reluctant cabin boy. His life has always been that way, he supposes, since he never had much control over it. His life seemed to have gone downhill ever since boyhood, he was used to this. He wasn't, however, prepared to face a face he hadn't seen since said boyhood, or was that all just a dream?
Story will contain Aziraphale and Crowley's perspectives, starting in the second chapter.