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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*

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    After another night of the Sex Pistols playing songs and heavy drinking at a local pub. You along with your friends John and Sid begin heading into their apartment and things quickly escalate when you want them both for the night.

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    Ophelia has fun with a hooded stranger

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    Sebastian wasn't sure what to make of Hogwarts at first. He had heard all the rumours about it around the lunch table of Durmstrang, felt warned off it. A joke of a place, it had been laughed about. How things could change.

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    Siempre hubo entre ellos mucho más de lo que se atrevieron a admitir.

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    5/?
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    A mysterious illness wipes out half of the world's female population and renders the other half infertile. Women are scarce and fertile ones are even rarer, which has changed the social dynamic of the world considerably. Men are with men, but many still ache for the softness that is a woman's touch. Enter Dr. Ludwig Humboldt, a genius scientist who has perfected the art of cloning and gene therapy. He uses his knowledge to run a human trafficking den that fronts as a fertility clinic. He kidnaps and houses young, nubile girls that he alters into hyper-fertile pets and sells to debased clientele desperate for children and female companionship. Though his methods are extremely illegal, incredibly dangerous, and morally reprehensible, it makes good money and it does wonders for his "research".

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    You, a young woman, wake up in a strange man's arms with no memory of who you used to be. Soon, you will learn of your dark fate—confined to and sheltered by a medical facility run for perverted purposes. But is there more to it than there seems?

    (See beginning notes for full info.)

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    Jack's got it all: adoring fans, a successful band with his best friends (and Taylor), people ready to do just about anything just to say they've met him or in most cases, slept with him; he's living the dream. He's completely content with life, or so his inflated ego keeps telling him.

    Then Jack meets someone who makes him realise there is more to life than booze, sex and venues packed with screaming sweaty teens. There's just one problem; he's not interested in being some rockstar's one night stand.

    Suddenly Jack finds himself navigating his way through his first-ever relationship whilst dealing with emotions he's never felt before, the growing tensions within the band and the restrictions of his contract, all whilst the band embarks on their first world tour.

    Who said being famous was easy?

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    Eddie Kaspbrak never meant to throw his soda at that jaywalker, it just kind of happened. Better his drink hit him than his car, right? And at least he'll never have to see him again.

    That is, until his new client walks into their meeting--drenched from head to toe in what could only be 32 ounces worth of Diet Coke.

    “So do you always throw beverages at your clients, or do I happen to be one of the lucky ones?”

    And thus began his relationship with the one and only Richie Tozier.

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    “But it’s not going to work. Because I don’t like you. I have never liked anyone before. Therefore -”

    Mark shushes him. 

    “You save all the emotional crap for one-night-stands, right?”

    Donghyuck blinks. “Right.”

    “Then let’s keep it that way,” he says.

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    It all started with the death of his childhood best friend. Jean still couldn’t believe it. He could hear the static ringing in his ears after his mother told him the news. It was the funeral that brought Jean home but an opportunity that made him stay at least that’s what he kept telling himself in the beginning.

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    Craig & Kelsey (Who are Aged-up) get absolutely wasted & have drunken sex with each-other... That's it

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    It's late on a Friday night, Byakuya comes back to Makoto's apartment for come alcohol and flirting.
    Well...maybe more than just flirting.

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    I lean back against the wall of the milkshake parlour. I close my eyes. Deep breath in, deep breath out.

     

     

    The whole world smells of blood and alcohol and burnt popcorn—

    My eyes snap open. Simon is standing in front of me, arms crossed over his chest.

    I stand up straighter, trying to look more put together than I feel. “Go back,” I tell him under my breath. “We’re surrounded by vampires.”

    “You’re a vampire,” he mutters incredulously.

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

    Simon finds Baz after his first meeting with Lamb. Still a little tipsy, Baz and Simon explore the Vegas strip and everything Sin City has to offer.

    Wayward Son compliant until the moment Lamb leaves Baz after the milkshake parlor. This is a "what if" Baz and Simon didn't go directly back to the hotel after Baz's meeting with the vampires.

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    When Asterin was ten she should've handled it better, she should've tried harder to make her then bestfriend understand.

    When she was fourteen she should've called when Vesta stopped texting, should've responded more often.

    When she was seventeen she should have watched were she was going and not ran right into the girl (now absolutely gorgeous woman) and knocked her down, the same woman that hated her guts and didn't want anything to do with her.
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    When Manon was ten she should've listened to her then bestfriend, not jump to the conclusion that she was abandoning her. (She would never admit it)

    She shouldn't have glared at Vesta whenever she caught the redhead texting Asterin, she shouldn't have felt so satisfied when Vesta told her she wasn't going to talk to Asterin anymore when they were fourteen (she would never tell anyone she felt guiltily too)

    When she was seventeen she should have watched were she was going and not walked right into a stupid alpha and her two pompous ass friends because that alpha abandoned her and never called and fell into rose bushes and found her real family and--

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    —¿Besas a cualquiera? —Los ojos negros se expanden y vuelven a su estado habitual— ¡Shimota! Siempre eres tan directo. ¡Ten pelotas y dímelo! ¿Te gusto? ¿sí o no?

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    So basically someone had reported my fic for no good damn reason, said that I was writing something that against the rules and I'm sorry I plan to write my previous requests and stuff. I apologize to you guys, please send in requests and whatever your heart desires. So basically I write smut, angst, and fluff about any of your favorite characters from Cyberpunk, I can do that just please follow the rules and everything should go swimmingly.

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    Chapters:
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    Jimin suddenly scoots closer, so close that his hand is touching Jungkook’s. The touch sends electric currents through his body, a tight ball of nerves and desire pooling in his stomach. Jimin’s scent - strawberries and mint - overpowers all of Jungkook’s senses until his brain stops working. jimin is intoxicating.
    “So, Kookie. Are you seeing anyone?”
    “Uh, like a therapist?”
    “Like, romantically.”
    “Oh.”
    Jungkook just blinks at Jimin, confused. Then he shakes his head.
    “N-no…?”
    “Good.” Jimin stands up, startling the younger. He ruffles Jungkook’s hair and grabs his bag, disappearing before Jungkook can muster a response. The younger boy just stares after him, perplexed.

    ----

    Or: Ten times Park Jimin openly and shamelessly flirts with Jeon Jungkook, and ten times that Jungkook is too dense to realize that Jimin is flirting with him.

    College!AU with JiKook and side/minor TaeGi/V-Hope. Includes a whipped but emotioally constipated Jungkook and a sweet, emotional Jimin. Slow build to a happy ending/relationship, smut.

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    He sighs, something long and drawn out, as he pets his boyfriend’s hair. “I’m still waiting...”

    Sasuke lifts his head to look at him, unimpressed. So he had noticed. “For?”

    “My New Year’s kiss,” Haku grins.

    Sasuke rolls his eyes but gives in easier than he’d ever admit, leaning over to give Haku a peck on the lips. He pauses when instead of leaning forward to accept it, Haku backs away before their mouths meet. Sasuke raises a brow at the awful smirk placed on the face mere inches away from his own.

    “Nope,” Haku says, obnoxiously popping his “p”. Something he only does after a few drinks. “Not here,” he says as he points to his mouth.

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    1/2
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    2
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    Lord Montgomery Shaw decides, rather stupidly, to host a party on the eve of the most lawless night.

    He has more than a few problems on his plate.

    But it turns out, Treavor has quite a few more.

    Montgomery deals with it the only way he knows how.

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    1/1
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