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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
    EDIT: Changed the rating to Explicit because of the Porn.

    Language:
    English
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    177,085
    Chapters:
    44/44
    Comments:
    285
    Kudos:
    520
    Bookmarks:
    114
    Hits:
    32548
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    “黄旭熙突然明白了刘扬扬那天是被什么虫咬的。”

    Language:
    中文
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    4,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
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    Sober Jihoon knew this was a stupid feat. Joshua was an Alpha, for fuck's sake: no way is it ever going to end the way that Jihoon wants and sober Jihoon knew this, goddammit. But sober Jihoon was packing his bags because tipsy Jihoon just called drunk Jihoon to the party by letting Jihoon drinking his Whiskey Sour in three gulps. He caught Joshua looking at him with eyes a little blown, and Jeonghan started chortling, curling into Seungcheol who covered his mouth with his hand. Junhui was the only one who cheered, and that’s because he was probably equally as drunk.

    “Alright then,” Jeonghan said. “I guess it's that kind of night, huh?”

    “Do you want to dance?” Drunk Jihoon didn’t give a fuck if this was a stupid feat. Joshua was the worst Alpha Jihoon had ever seen and Jihoon wanted to fuck him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    230
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    Cody and Noel find themselves completely trashed at a friend get together at a nearby bar, long story short, alcohol can lead to mistakes.., it was a mistake, right?

    Language:
    English
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    4,650
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    155
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    It's a book full of mostly smuts that will from requests as I will do all kinds of smut, as I hope I can give you something that you like in exchange you can follow my tumblr account that I will give to you once you request something. I'll only do 8 requests here as I have other books to work on as well and please understand that I have a life. One thing I won't do is BDSM and non-consensual acts, I also will not do any kind of kinks, especially like pee-kinks, etc.

    8 Requests Left!

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    English
    Words:
    21,370
    Chapters:
    8/25
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    8750
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    An AU Malec Love Story. Magnus has had to force himself to be someone he isn't. Stripping himself of his personality, sexuality and appearance. After a messy break up with his girlfriend and father, can a new friend in Simon help him get his life back together as he offers him a place in the band Brooklyn Revival? Can the hot single guitarist, Alec, show Magnus to be who he truly is and help Magnus find acceptance? Alec may be the only one who can.
    (New Chapters every Tuesday/Thursday and Saturday)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,643
    Chapters:
    64/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    855
    Kudos:
    470
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    18663
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    “We can work through it together.”
    “I don’t want to.” His tone softened as he continued. “I need to do this alone, Ggukie.”
    “Don’t call me that,” I said, turning away again.
    He was silent for a moment before he asked, “Why? I’ve been calling you that for years.”
    “You can’t just break up with a person and call them your little pet names.”
    “It’s just a break.”
    “Breaks don’t exist. You’re in a relationship or you’re not. We’re not. Not anymore, apparently."
    ***When the person you love lets you down, where do you go?***

    Language:
    English
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    28,769
    Chapters:
    8/20
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1048
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    A parody of those “confessions”: deepest, darkest secrets that no one knows about told through the accounts of the boys from Anthrax, an undisclosed amount of time after the fact

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Hits:
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    At a party Gueira mets a cute new boy that makes him laugh a little too hard.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    417
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    Zoro and Sanji find themselves stranded on a winter island, confined to a single cave until the storm blows over and they can finally begin to signal for their crew to help them. As time ticks by, though, Sanji's cigarette supply keeps getting smaller and smaller, causing him to go a little haywire.

    Until he has an idea. A new way to relieve his stress.

    In-Universe story. Post-time skip. Before Wano at least.

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    English
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    32,034
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2154
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    Under Construction Until Further Notice~~~ Feel free to comment about anything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,389
    Chapters:
    5/69
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    12244
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    Yoongi is not what one would call a social person. In fact, if someone opened up a dictionary looking for the word 'introvert' they would probably find a picture of him. To Yoongi that is absolutely no problem. Why would it be? He has a job and people he would consider friends, enough money to pay rent and sometimes he can even treat himself to some of that really good beef stew from the food stall down the road.
    [...]
    Naturally, he does not like his precious silence being destroyed by someone basically ramming in the door.
    [...]
    “Name’s Hoseok. A little birdy told me you’re good at playing piano.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,665
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    633
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    9732
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    Phillip Hernandez is recently unemployed and is in dire need of a job, so why not the local pizzeria? Phillip's plans go south as he meets a guy with a phone head, a man with purple skin, and a guy with a question mark for a face. The only "normal" person is his nightshift coworker Mike Schmidt.
    Phillip tells himself it's just a temporary job, but he wants to be with Mike. Is that weird? I'm pretty sure it's weird.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    A collection of all the filthy stuff I post on tumblr. Will be added to.

    I can broadly describe this as: full of drunk sex and extreme power dynamics. Age gap fetishisation. Dario giving blowjobs. Mainly Santi/Dario.

    Read the tags. Do not expect good characterisation. It's porn.

    Chapter 1: Santi/Dario, High Garda kink dungeon.
    Chapter 2: [UNDERAGE] Captain Santi/Postulant Santiago.
    Chapter 3: Santi/Dario, degradation.
    Chapter 4: Modern AU, life-drawing class. Santi/Jess/Dario
    Chapter 5: Khalila/Dario/Wolfe, comfort sex.
    Chapter 6: Daddy kink/ageplay, Santi/Dario
    Chapter 7: Santi/Dario, more degradation.
    Chapter 8: Wolfe/Dario, drunk blow-jobs.
    Chapter 9: [UNDERAGE] Captain Santi/Postulant Santiago
    Chapter 10: [UNDERAGE] Captain Santi/Postulant Santiago
    Chapter 11: Khalila/Wolfe, comfort sex.
    Chapter 12: Khalila/Dario, edging in High Garda kink dungeon.
    Chapter 13: Saleh/Dario, on Dario's wedding night

    Language:
    English
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    15,288
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    423
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    “Yeah, lucky me,” Billy agrees smugly, leaning himself up against the wall and getting comfortable. “You’re cute when you’re high, prettyboy.”

    “And you’re actually not a total asshole when you’re about to get your dick sucked,” Steve replies, dropping to his knees in front of Billy. A little too hard, and he’ll probably have a bruise or two tomorrow, but he doesn’t really feel it right now, so, whatever. “Who’d’ve thought?”

    “Shut up and blow me, Steve.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    460
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    After wasting his first semester of college being wasted, Lance decides to buckle down and hit the books and act like a goddamn adult. Join Lance on this strange hot mess of a self-discovery adventure of love, hate, and most importantly: growing the fuck up!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,936
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3537
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    It's 1986. Brock is a cowboy on a ranch in the middle of nowhere. That suits him just fine as he has the unfortunate gift of being able to see dead people. His life is haunted by spirits and by repressed desires. One night he hits a strange man with his truck. The stranger claims to be possessed by a god and if the cult he escaped from finds him, the world will end. Brock would really hate for the world to end on his account...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,484
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    522
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    Sasuke Uchiha returns to the Hidden Leaf after years of his journey for repentance, of collecting and organizing his thoughts, to find out that Naruto was Hokage at last.

    He doesn’t know how to feel about his two extra “welcome back” surprises though: one, that the knucklehead was a married man, and second, a father.

    To learn that even with all his power, Sasuke was late.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2690
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    Cloud’s suggestion wouldn’t be a problem for Zack except for one thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    452
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    After receiving the gift of black lingerie with matching cat ears at her birthday party, Rey learns the sexy outfit should be used more for Ben who's been pining after her since high school. Knowing they both have feelings for each other, her best friends urge her to put it on when he comes after they leave and see where the night takes them. Drunk and curious, Rey tries the lingerie on only to get stuck with her best friend, and secret crush, already on the way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4217

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