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    One shots and crossovers of our favorite ethereal couple.

    ✨️REQUEST ARE OPEN✨️

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    11/?
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    10
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    “Have you ever heard stories of a creature called clurichaun?” Aziraphale asked, taking a break from reading. “Apparently, it is quite similar to the more popular leprechaun, but known for its great love of drinking and the habit of haunting wine cellars. A leprechaun on a drinking spree, what an evocative description! Humans are so creative with their folklore!”

    Crowley has a hand in the origins of one of the Irish legends. Aziraphale is delighted when he finds out.

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    1/1
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    A year after season two, Aziraphale is trapped in Heaven.

    He sees Crowley living on Earth, all alone and in trouble. With help, he manages to act accordingly.

    Crowley’s heartbreak leads to him to being a damsel in distress.

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    Aziraphale recalled what he’d seen out his office window. With it’s close and clear view of London, Earth.

    He hadn’t meant to zoom in, where he did. The scene had appeared against his will.

    A certain demon. All alone and buying several cases of the worst scotch he’d ever tasted. Oodles of it.

    Something he drank when he didn’t care about quality, only getting drunk as fast as possible.

    Crowley looked bad. Aziraphale didn’t think he’d ever seen him with a hair out of place, and certainly never in dirty clothes and flip flops.

    But there he was. The only familiar part of his attire had been his sunglasses.

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    61/?
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    496
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    721
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    130
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    23,339
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    Angsty One shot. I'm sorry.

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    English
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    364
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    1/1
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    17
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    2
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    1/1
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    Aziraphale rarely came back down to Earth after being appointed Supreme Archangel, and the first time was to request Muriel to send him weekly reports on how his bookshop was doing. These are some of the reports.

    (Wish this was longer, but I couldn't figure out another way to end it).

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    1/1
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    my first ever fic, these old gay dumbasses being drunk off their ass brought to you by an overeager teen on vacation who just got their hands on an ao3 account

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    English
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    1,401
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    83
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    crowley is a disaster puppy. aziraphale watches from afar. author can't stop crying about this fic, sorry. i wrote this in 2 days i'm so sorry gah. please forgive me. i'll do the apology dance and everything.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    19
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    1
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    Vaguely, he wondered if the angel would remember using the nickname “pet”, and if he did, if he would be willing to do it more often. 

    But, well, that wasn't drunk Crowley's problem. He could deal with it in the morning. 

    ~~~~~~

    It was now the morning, and Crowley had no idea how to deal with it. 

    Aziraphale had yet to wake up- on the few occasions he did sleep, he would be out like the dead for at least 12 hours -so the demon had no way to tell if he had remembered that one little word.

    ~~~~~~
    Or: Aziraphale uses a new nickname while drunk one night. Crowley has some opinions on it, and manages to share them with him the day after.

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    English
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    1,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    “Think you’ve read the rules wrong. Says it's for couples only - some sort of Valentine’s baking contest, I guess,” Crowley muttered, a twinge of disappointment bleeding through the moroseness of his voice.

    “Oh, I know,” Aziraphale replied matter-of-factly.

    “I was hoping we could still go together, Crowley. We could definitely pass as a couple. Muriel certainly thought so - she handed the invite to me this morning down at the bookshop. Thought you were my partner.”

    “Ngk,” the redhead replied, eloquently.

    Aziraphale wants to join Muriel’s Valentine’s Bake Off, but only couples are allowed to join. Crowley gives in, and now he has to a) learn how to bake and b) pretend that they’re together. Fluff ensues. [Human AU]

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    3/4
    Comments:
    18
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1,001
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    You are so far from being six thousand years too late, and you don't have a clue.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    374
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    Erziraphael und Crowley verbringen den Neujahrsabend zusammen im Buchladen, zusammen mit außerordentlichen Mengen an Alkohol.
    (Oder: sie wollen sich so so sehr an Neujahr küssen, Junge sie wollen RUMKNUTSCHEN)

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    1/1
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    记一次饮酒,与天使已经长上的左耳洞。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    1,920
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    194
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    Exhausted by traveling between assignments, Aziraphale arrives in Uruk to find the city packed with people. When Crawly offers him a place to stay, how will it affect their dynamic?

    Language:
    English
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    2,871
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    282
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    Crowley drunk calls and texts Beelzebub on new years.

    At least, that's what he thought he was doing. Turns out he texted a posh angel instead.

     

    Strangers to friends to lovers.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    When Crowley missed a planned meeting, Aziraphale searches for him. He finds Crowley in Spain, getting thoroughly drunk. Why is Crowley so distressed?

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    1,437
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    12
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    62
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    3
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    298
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    It's Valentine's Day, and Crowley gets drunk and writes a love letter while soft music plays.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    107
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    158
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    467
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    Aziraphale elbowed Crawley sharply in the ribs before he could get to the end of whatever that sentence was going be. The demon moved off with a surprised “oof” while Aziraphale quickly tried to recover.

    “Really, Your Majesty, we hardly know each other. Only met a couple of times, strictly on business matters,” he said, as smoothly as he could manage over Crawley’s sputtering attempts to contradict him. “I do believe Crawley here has had a bit too much wine.”

    Aziraphale is appointed as guardian angel to a future king, and the assignment brings him back into Crawley's orbit after avoiding him for centuries. Everyone is a mess and mistakes are made as the two bumble through confusing royal politics and even more confusing attempts to figure out what they are to each other now.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,045
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    203
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    Ever since Mr. Fell went away, Soho hasn't been the same. The coffee's always too hot, the records are always scratched, and the whiskey is always lukewarm. But the thing Soho lacks the most is the constant murmur of people. But something is different tonight. A black vintage Bentley is parked on the side of the road, and for the first time in months, Soho's streets are filled with people. Little do they know, something's cooking up above, and there's only two weeks left until the world ends (again). And the only ones that could save it are not on speaking terms. How will we cope? (/´△`\)

     

    [Inspired by the style of the book]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,275
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    2
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    169
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    Good Omens Missing Scene- S2 Ep2

    Aziraphale and Crawley are in the Cellar of Job's Mansion, waiting for Job to pass or fail God's test.

    "“See you in Hell!” Crawley lifted up his goblet to toast the Angel.

    Aziraphale glared at him and scoffed as he took in another mouthful of Ox. The taste just never failed him. Aziraphale’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as this strange yet satisfying flavor hit his taste buds."

    Their conversation doesn't end at "See you in Hell"

    (making them interact to fill the void)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    68

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