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    The Quest of Erebor was a success. Erebor was reclaimed. There was a Durin, albeit distant, on the throne.

    Life went on and everyone lived a life. Yet for the members of the Company, life was never the same. They grieved and grieved until even that made them numb.

    But they couldn't exactly do anything about what had come to past, right?

    Right?

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    "You need to know something," said Fili, taking Sara's face in his large warm hands. "Whether or not you ever find your family, you have me. Even if the Valar take you away tomorrow Sara, I will always be your brother. I want you. Mahal, I'm going to fight Thorin for you, but even if I lose, you are always my sister. I would sooner stop being a dwarf than stop being your brother."

    Can going caving land you in a hobbit pantry? That's what happened to Sara Miller. Taken from the 21st century, she must navigate through middle-earth to find a way back home, but to do so she will have to understand why the Valar have sent her; something even Gandalf does not know. Enter 12 dwarves and a surly dwarf king who is determined to take back his home in Erebor, even if, to get Gandalf's help, he must allow this girl and a hobbit to come with him. The gray wizard could have no way of knowing just how right he was when he said there was more to Sara then meets the eye, more even it would seem than she knew. Sara is familiar with Middle Earth but has never read The Hobbit, so has no idea what is in store for her and this group of dwarves as they embark on their quest.

    Yes that is the real title.

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    Gandalf was tired of listening to other people's love problems. He was also tired that no one would ever do anything about their problems. So he did the only reasonable thing:

    He turned Thorin and Dwalin into cats and threw them at Bilbo and Ori.

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    Belladonna Baggins the Second is an Odd Hobbit, the Mad Baggins. She has always acted every inch of the Took her mother was, until her parents died that is. Left with her younger brother to care for, she has tried to make herself become every inch the Baggins she needs to be. She doesn't realize how badly that was going until a wizard shows up on her stoop. With nowhere else to go, Bella packs up both herself and Bilbo and joins the Company of one Thorin Oakenshield. The only problem is they think she's a male, and she's not sure how to tell them she isn't without meeting the business end of someone's axe. The lesson to be learned of all of this? Don't listen to Meddlesome Wizards.

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    It's been eight years since Erebor was reclaimed by the Company of Thorin Oakenshield and both the Lonely Mountain and the city of Dale are well on their way to restoring their former glory in a time of peace and prosperity. For Bofur, Bifur, and Ori, however, things are...well, things are boring. The three turn their eyes towards Dale, where the cousins hope to renew the city's toy market and once again make it the wonder of the north while Ori just wants to escape Dori's overbearing nature. After arriving at an inn called the Full Tankard, they soon discover that Dale has a lot more in store for them than they could have ever imagined...

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    Hi! I'm Sierra Parker, a typical albeit hilarious bean that ended up doing not such typical stuff.
    I'll be narrating my own story...welcome! Glad to have you along for the journey there and back again!
    Your opinions, comments, questions,and kudos mean a dragon sized amount. Hold onto your hats, this roller coaster has some crazy surprises along the way! [Seriously, it keeps me writing, so bring the love, humans!]
    Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.

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    Mahal’s voice; inscrutable, pervasive, full of the wisdom of the ages, permeating every rock and mineral of the firmament, and surrounding Cantor’s like Kíli every moment of their lives.

    Kíli just really wished their Father would learn to be more specific in his wisdom, that's all.

    Now, the planned marriage between his brother, and the eldest daughter of Dale is out of the question, and Kíli finds himself volunteering before he even has a chance to question his Maker on the finer points.

    Like, how did a hasty proposal to the wrong daughter morph into what Kíli suspects might be his perfect match?

    Or, how in the name of Arda is he supposed to convince a wary, perfectly-imperfect princess that, beyond duty, and treaties, and politics, she holds his heart in her tiny grasp?

     

     

    A Forge of Origins Side-Story.

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    Just because Fili and Kili are dead doesn't mean they're gone, or that they don't have emotions. Fili doesn't know how he feels about his mother having another son. But The Naming is important, and he and Kili won't be missing it.

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    Dwalin wants to add to their little family, but Dis has reservations

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    Emma doesn't know what to do with her current situation. All she wants is to go back home but a meddelsome wizard and a strange connection with one of the members of Thorin Oakenshield's company is stopping her. What will she do when she's forced to go on a journey to reclaim Erebor?

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    Hydra made a third and successful attempt at creating a super soldier. The Winter Soldier and the female Super Soldier from the second attempt had a child. Three is trained to kill and the perfect weapon with no name. In the official files, she´s called either that or "asset", but in truth she has no name. When she finally escapes, fate ruins her attempts at a fullfilled life. But how can you be happy when you're something between a broken puppet and a ghost of the past?

     

    ON HIATUS!

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    Just a collection of Middle Earth character one-shots & drabbles.

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    Dwalin has to admit that he is a professional when it comes to putting his foot in his mouth, and when is the best time to put say foot in say mouth is during SEX. Now, he has hurt someone he cares about, she is acting like he doesn't exist, and Mahal's balls what is this ache going on in his chest.

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    Even dwarflings know how it goes: Mahal created the Seven Fathers, and when they woke, they did so alone. It is not known when the first dwarrowdams appeared, and how they came to be, but it is a well-accepted fact that all dams have been gifted with the power to recognize their One as soon as they set eyes on him. To find the mate Mahal has crafted to share a soul with is considered the ultimate goal of every dwarrowdam’s life, and to claim him for husband the crowning moment. To refuse such a bond, a True Bond, is considered the height of dishonour.
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    Thorin has reclaimed Erebor and is suddenly confronted with recently forged items that bear his father’s maker’s mark. But his father is believed dead ever since he disappeared at the edge of Mirkwood over a hundred years ago ...

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    Serendipity: n. the chance occurrence of events happening in a beneficial way.

    or, five times Dwalin and Eira come across one another by accident and one time they met up.

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    Balin has been adviser to three generations of the throne at this point. He started out late into King Thror's rule after the kings last adviser died (Was murdered by King Thror for trying to tell him something he didn't like). He didn't really count his role to Thráin II since the man was so out of it that Thorin had been named regent as a tween.

    Being Thorin's adviser had been his greatest achievement, even as tween the crown had suited him. But being an unmarried king had drawbacks and Balin had spent just as much time getting Nori to 'dissuade' pushy suiters as he's spent helping Thorin with royal matters.

    Bilba Baggins is a breath of fresh air and Balin has been planning the royal wedding since she wondered in to their lives. Now he just has to get her here for it.

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    A fifteenth member joins the company of Thorin Oakenshield. She is a well-trained, experienced warrior dwarf, the adopted daughter of Thror's General and Dwalin's perfect match. But both of their strong sense of duty get in the way of their happiness. Follows the story of the Hobbit and continues afterward. Aspects of LOTR, but probably won't get all the way.

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    Dwalin seeks to teach Bilbo to defend himself in the wilds. A scratch gives him slight pause, a cut gives him insight. Thorin receives his own wound, and is confronted with the reality of Mahal's designs.

    ... basically it's just porn with a Hobbity veneer >.>
    Un-beta'd

    Sidebar: Not sure what category to put this in, because I didn't imagine Bilbo as a trans man, so much as a person that preferred to live in a masculine space. Few explicit descriptions of Bilbo's genitals were used in the making of this work.

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    Bilbo is a veterinary student who one night saves the life a handsome but wounded man. Bilbo should have called an ambulance. If he had called an ambulance, he wouldn't be in this weird mess. He certainly wouldn't be falling in love with the man he saved, who can't seem to leave him alone.

    My first fanfic in years!

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    This is another take on the modern characters fall in Middle-Earth trope.

    Five people were camping one day when they fall in the past and it seems like they fell exactly when the retaking of Erebor was taking place. Argh, if only they had paid attention to their history class!

    "He looked like Gandalf, like, he really looked like Gandalf. You know, the wizard who defended Middle-Earth during hard times and stuff? Well, that Gandalf. Behind the Gandalf look-alike was a trail of thirteen...dwarves? Oh, and there was a… hobbit? That was strange. But the makeup was on point.

    “Guys… is it just me or…” I commented and all of the strange-looking people looked at us.

    They brandished their swords and axes and arrows and, oh God, there were so many weapons aimed at us that I felt quite unwell.

    “Quen son ellos? Ragadast, non m’avertiste que vinhas con companhya. Ben que non m’avertiste dy muy cousa…” Gandalf approached us, looking quite curious.

    Gandalf spoke in Old Westron, of course he did. Wait. Was it actually Gandalf? Maybe it was a reenactment, they often used Old Westron in those."

    Spoiler alert: it was not a reenactment.

    It's... it's something.

    Ps: this is not abandoned.

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