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    It's eighth year and each student has to present their original spells. Penny's spell, A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes, is meant to transport the subject (in this case Simon) and the one they feel most connected to (think: soulmate of sorts) into a classic fairy tale. Although nobody could really be prepared for Baz of all people to be Simon's... soulmate?

    Also what did Penny mean by possibly lethal consequences?!

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    1/?
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    Excuse the title.

    Simon has hated Baz since they first met, but it seems the world has decided to punish him because they're stuck being roommates until the end of the year. But after an involuntary vulnerable moment, Simon is starting to think that Baz may not be as bad as he thought. And Baz... well Baz dares not hope for something he's terrified of losing.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
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    28
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    4
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    217
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    This story takes place in a world where the equivalent of the Hunger Games exists, but in a all-magic society, so magic and monsters take the place of machines and technology. Simon and Baz are not direct analogues of Katniss and Peeta; rather, this is an imagining of how Simon and Baz might fare in a Hunger Games scenario.

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    23,167
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    8
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    29
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    266
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    “How many donuts can you fit on a dick?”
    I choke on my spit.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    Thought I’d never be waking on the kitchen floor, but here I lie, not for the first time. I try not to remember the night before.

    I feel my phone buzz and my pulse immediately quickens when I see who it is. Just when I thought the morning couldn’t get any better. I swear he always pops into my life when it’s at its worst.

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    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    3
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    30
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    3
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    332
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    The year is 2077. London is celebrating its centenary as an independent city state. One that feeds the darkest of humanity. A place where the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

    Somewhere hidden in the streets is a mercenary known only as Snow, who is contracted by the Merlin Conglomerate to zero the heir to the Pitch Corporation - Baz Pitch.

    One less Corpo is a win for London, but will he do it?

    This is not a story about saving the world. It is far simpler story of a man trying to save himself.

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    English
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    17,085
    Chapters:
    7/30
    Comments:
    16
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    19
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    4
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    358
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    After a nasty fall, Simon wakes in a hospital bed, with a frantic Baz trying to convince him they are married. The only Baz he can remember is the one who would love to see him hurt, not one who spend days at worrying over his bedside.

    Baz -

    Simon Snow doesn’t love me.

    I have been waiting for this day to happen, since the moment he first shoved his hands in my hair and kissed me.

    “You don’t have finals! You aren’t a student!” I'm screaming. I should stop, there is no way this is actually helping. I keep going. “You’re 26, you own a cafe! You’re not my roommate!” I backtrack, stuttering out the words, “I-I mean you are. But not-not just my-I mean, you’re my husband.” I can’t help it, I say it again. “You’re my husband.” It comes out less like a statement, and more like I am begging.

    Simon is staring at me, eyes wide.

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    7,350
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1060
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    Undredal is a charming village. Nestled among the remote fjordlands of Norway, surrounded by steep cliffs and glassy water, it’s like something out of a fairytale. (One could even call it magical.)

    But Undredal has been harbouring a big secret—and it’s not the amazing goat cheese.

    Baz Pitch doesn’t know it, but he’s about to find out what it is.

    ***

    An AU where Ebb got to Simon before the Mage could and ran off to Norway. The World of Mages was never the same.

    PLAYLIST | PHOTOJOURNAL

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    Chapters:
    12/15
    Collections:
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    34
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    Compartir habitación con la persona que más odias (Y más deseas) es cómo convivir con un incendio. Y si tienes que vivir cuarenta días encerrado con él... bueno, entonces te quemas.

    AU, situado en Watford.
    Idiots to lovers

    Aka: fic de cuarentena.

    Inicio 19/03/20.

     

    Los personajes pertenecen a Rainbow Rowell.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    367
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    Simon and Baz Snow having been living a perfectly comfortable and mediocre upper-class life they are forced to realize that they are both hitmen who have somehow managed to be at opposing ends of the trigger. Will they carry out orders to eliminate each other or will they attempt to get to the bottom of the mess that ties the Watford agency and the Grimm-Pitch agency in a bloody feud?

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    English
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    76,797
    Chapters:
    38/38
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    118
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    ‘To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.’

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    I'm not sure how to summarize this because it's really long (30K+ words), but this was written before Wayward Son and is just based on Carry On. A different take on 8th year. Baz writes fanfiction, they fight the Humdrum, end a war, use Tumblr, visit the goats, and see ghosts (and more).
    Enjoy!

    Series
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Winning is the one thing Baz Pitch has wanted ever since he was a child. Simon Snow, on the other hand, just wants to get through a performance without falling. In a last ditch attempt to save his career, he leaves everything and moves his training base to Canada, but soon, news come from the other side of the world that somebody else will be joining him there too.
    This is a story about overcoming your anxieties, balancing love with a highly competitive sport and quads. (So. Many. Quads.)
    -
    Rated M for just to be safe and to give myself some wiggle room, because the fic is still in progress. The vast majority of it is T though and I'll put a warning before any chapters that might be more on the M side.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    112,147
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    277
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    4795
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    The stench of sulfur hung in the air. There was a new victim: a peaceful, smiling face, with not a single drop of blood left in their body. Demon hunter Simon Snow was sent to investigate by Mayor Mage. The word "vampire" floated through Simon's mind…

    A clue carried by one of the victims, a card for the club 'Pitch Black, lead Simon straight into the arms of his old nemesis. Someone he hadn't seen since their school days.
    Baz Pitch hadn't changed. He still exuded that same dangerous charm, and Simon was helplessly drawn to him.

    But Baz's connection to the murders could not be denied. And there was a shadow following him in the night. A web of death and blood entangled Simon and Baz's lives together once more, all while the city of Watford was kept awake at night by the looming threat of the killer.

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    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
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    79
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    287
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    43
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    HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE AU

    Big city businessman Baz Pitch just wants to get the promotion he's been gunning for. When he travels to his quaint hometown for Christmas, he (literally) runs into the most handsome man he's ever seen and ruins his day. Thus begins the animosity of a lifetime as the town prepares for the annual Christmas Eve Ball.
    Baz never asked for love. And he definitely never asked to discover the True Meaning of Christmas.
    ___________________________________________
    Written for the 2021 Carry On Anon Fest
    Prompt: The snowbaz hallmark christmas movie of my DREAMS! fill it with as many silly tropes as is humanly possible. I just want tender kisses under the mistletoe

    Say no more, prompter. I got you.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
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    1
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    84
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    "I saw him everywhere. In my classes, the library with Bunce, the food court, my favourite cafe. Hell, I even saw him in my favourite obscure record shop! Every time our eyes found each other, the air became electric with his hatred and my lust. I should’ve hated him, I should still hate him. In classes, all he did was prove that he was a moron but still raising his hand, blushing wildly when he got the answer wrong or smiling so brightly, that I truly believe an angel gets its wings every time, when he got the answer right. In the library, he was either being too loud and smiley or falling asleep whilst Bunce read silently. He never got in trouble for either, always managing to charm Mildred, the 67 year old librarian."

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    When Baz and Simon first meet at a welcome party, it goes as about as well as it ever does. Yet, they're forever drawn to each other. Until Simon stops coming to University. When their lives and those of their meddling friends are thrown together again, maybe - just, maybe - they can discover why they're so intrigued by each other [despite their obvious good looks and tremendous social skills, naturally].
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    [Slight chapter delay for a couple weeks - finishing my final uni year!]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,501
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    116
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    Baz is obsessed with Simon. Of all of his songs, more than half are about Simon. It should be fine as long as Simon doesn't discover his youtube account.
    Simon is obsessed with Baz. There's no other explanation for more than half of his sketchbook being full of drawings of Baz. It should be fine as long as Baz doesn't see his youtube drawing tutorials.
    Featuring Ebb and Fiona being absolutely adorable and sometimes oblivious and Agatha being completely fed up with Snowbaz's pining.
    Title from "Hold on" by Chord Overstreet.

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    English
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    9,035
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    604
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    Simon should be overjoyed at his Penelope's engagement, the second of his sisters to be so fortunate, but all he can think about is Mr Grimm-Pitch. He fears he has ruined the greatest chance of happiness he could ever have hoped for.

     

    A Pride & Prejudice AU.

    Language:
    English
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    3,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    354
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    Fiona wants to come out and shock her parents, so she enlists Ebb to help. Ebb agrees to fake-date Fiona for the hols—they're best friends, aren't they? She can help Fiona out a bit.

    Except Ebb has been half in love for years and Fiona is plotting, as is the Pitch way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    102
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    Simon only wants to do his part in freeing the colonies– and Boston– from the British, but everything turns upside down when a British soldier is quartered in his house.

    Baz wants to... He wants to go back home to England. (Doesn’t he?) (When he meets Simon, he almost doesn't. (Almost.))

    His father wants valuable information out of Simon, and if Baz succeeds, he'll be able to get out of loud, dirty Boston, full of stupid Revolutionaries.

    And once he does, his father will have Simon hung for treason against the Crown.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,267
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2021

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